Summer Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 Okay so. During English class today I was told to write a short story starting with the two words "If I". I realized how many possibilty of a story one can write, so here's what's going down: Create a short story starting with the two words "If i" (100-200 words) The good ones gets $R depending on how good it is. It's a great way to farm for rupees. So, start letting your brain juices flow and get to wor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewEnigma Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 If I give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk! rupees pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Monkey Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 "If I only had five more minutes," I thought to myself. Sure, it sounded easy, but with heavy infantry rushing through the city like a wildfire and enemy armor coming in from behind, five minutes seemed like a miracle. It had been four years since the beginning of the war between the People's United Republic and the Aerid Rebellion, it had looked like the Republic was at a full on retreat until this morning. As time passed, I could hear the clattering of the guns firing into the crowd of people rushing panicked to find a way out, from the other side, the loud thuds shook the earth as the armor fired into the buildings. Seconds felt like hours as the clattering and booming moved closer to my block. I had seconds left to make my move. Without a second thought, I grabbed my rifle and burst through the back door. I climbed the fence separating my house from the neighbors and fell hard to the other side. I winced and grabbed my arm, it felt broken, but if I were to survive and return to the Aerid Base, I had to suck it up and move on. "Just a little further!" I thought as I ran towards the tunnels that would lead to the base. My heart was racing as I turned onto the block where the entrance was hidden. I was home free, or so I had thought. As I rounded the corner, my racing heart stopped. They knew all along, they had prepared the area as a trap to capture any fleeing rebels. I muttered a curse under my breath, closed my eyes, raised my gun, and opened fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted January 9, 2013 Author Share Posted January 9, 2013 Money's a comin' yer way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 If I only did not pick this school I would be happy. Only thing I can think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted January 12, 2013 Author Share Posted January 12, 2013 C'mon, I said a short story, not a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 bro do you even lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 If I ...... what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. I'm so original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 If I had the amazing auth powers to do something unimaginable, I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huggyboo Posted January 14, 2013 Share Posted January 14, 2013 If i hadn't realized you may use this to get out of doing your school work, i may have actually written something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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