Summer Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 It's simple, post groan-inducing, bad jokes here. No puns because there's a seperate topic for that. I'll start with my favourite: What did the student say when he accidently poured soup on his shirt? Reveal hidden contents Don't worry everyone, lunch is on me! Also have a funny semi related log. Reveal hidden contents (05:19:56) Summer: hey hey(05:20:02) Summer: I have a funny joke(05:20:07) Tim. joined the channel. (05:20:13) Explosms: Oh?(05:20:20) Tim. left the channel. (05:20:24) Summer: "What happens when two silk worms decides to race?"(05:20:41) Explosms: ?(05:20:46) Zekiel joined the channel. (05:20:50) Summer: It usually ends up in a tie.(05:20:57) Summer: LOL(05:21:03) +Phoenix: GET OUT!(05:21:05) Azubu Solo Assasin: ^(05:21:09) Summer: b-but(05:21:15) +Phoenix: NOW!(05:21:20) ~~~ Summer took an arrow in the knee. ~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I can't seem to find the thread which already did what you did, so I'll just use this thread to reinstate my earlier joke. "A dyslexic man walks into a bra." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 *insert all jokes and puns reborn made here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 women'srights The majority of the puns made in the quotebook would end up here. I'm okay with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 I did say no puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jory Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 An Irishman walks out of a pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 On 3/6/2013 at 9:56 AM, Summer said: I did say no puns... Puns are the word-play form of jokes. What's wrong with having them here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 There's another thread for that. Anywho, how does one make a grey elephant blue? Reveal hidden contents Tell it a sad story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 What do you use to get rid of rabbits? Reveal hidden contents Hare-Remover no h8 pls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jory Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What's green and has wheels? Reveal hidden contents Grass. I lied about the wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 On 3/7/2013 at 2:00 PM, Jory said: What's green and has wheels? Reveal hidden contents Grass. I lied about the wheels. It's like you ripped it off the internet! What sound does a chicken make to sound like a pig? Reveal hidden contents Pok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) What car do jedis use for transportation in the Star Wars universe?A Toyodado i evn spoilerz Edited March 9, 2013 by Pocky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 What is the biggest rodent in the world? A hippopotamouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Wanna hear a funny joke? Genocide. I love that cat meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Miku/Wolf would probably get this one more than any of you... What language do turtles speak? Tortugues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 11, 2013 Author Share Posted March 11, 2013 all of my LOLs. I got the joke, Mael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted March 12, 2013 Author Share Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) Hey, did you hear about the guy who couldn't speak? Reveal hidden contents Neither did I. What about the mute girl? Reveal hidden contents She hasn't spoken to me yet.... The blind guy? Reveal hidden contents He was supposed to see me this afternoon. Broken pencils are pointless. All original jokes except the pencils one. Edited March 12, 2013 by Summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Hey guys.What did the duck say when he went to the cashier with grocerys? Put it on my bill. (Credit to [VDF]Shadow) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNewEnigma Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeno buisness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jory Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Reveal hidden contents Where'd my tractor go? Why do moles like hipster music? Reveal hidden contents It's underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Why is the fish not a hipster? He always swam in the mainstream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TsundereQueenZephi Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 What do Mexicans and Cancer have in common? They're all taking our Jobs. I'm sorry, no hate please. I'm not racist, I promise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muin Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 What's the Internet's favorite animal? Reveal hidden contents The lynx. Yup. I went there. Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 So what's the deal with airline food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 Well, way ti revive dead thread. This happened today. >teacher leaves classroom and forgot to bring her markers with her >next teacher walks in >notices the markers >Says, 'Why did the previous teacher leave so many markers behind?' >i instantly reply "She wanted to leave her mark behind." >gets punished and stands for the remainder of lesson (no pun intented) >worthit.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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