garchomp550 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 (edited) yo momma so dumb she tried to play russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol. semi-auto pistols automatically load the bullet into firing chamber when loaded and cocked. Edited September 30, 2013 by garchomp550 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Found this on my computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the bank they want her to put a ski mask on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conquest Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yo momma is like a race car, she burns four rubbers a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Walmart and landed on Target! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yo Mama so fat, when she's angry it takes me 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. Oh my god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Yo momma is so fat the government classify her as a planet. Yo momma is so fat she has to take a bath in the swimming pool because she can't fit in the bathtub. Yo momma is so dumb she didn't know she was reading the book upside....then again, she can't read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yo mama's so fat i need a pokeflute to wake her up. Yo mama's so fat she tripped on the 4th ave. and landed on the 12th ave. Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention. Yo mama's so fat she broke the stairway to heaven. Yo mama's so fat she blew up the deathstar. Yo mama's so fat she can't even fit into a chatroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yo momma so ugly not even the Goldfish crackers smile back at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yo momma is so fat, 10 years old kids thought she was a Snorlax and tried to catch her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party. Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her Yo momma so stupid she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 yo momma so fat she fell both sides of the bed yo momma so fat dracula had diabetes after biting her yo momma so fat she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Yo momma so stupid she used cheat codes for Pong Yo momma so poor she couldn't pay the debt of 1¢ and still hasn't Yo momma so stupid not even Einstein could find out why she was so stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtao Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Yo momma's ass is so fat that when she sits down she's three feet taller. Yo momma so fat that when they pulled her out of the ocean everyone yelled "WHALE!!" Yo momma so stupid then when she saw a yellow bus drive by she yelled "TWINKIE!" Yo momma so stupid that she was looking at a bottle of Orange Juice. I asked her what she was doing and she said "Concentrating!" And finally... Yo momma so ugly that Cain had to switch to boys and girls. Word Edited January 9, 2014 by Cowtao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryze Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Yo momma so fat she played space in Star Wars. Edited January 9, 2014 by Pryze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arom Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) Yo mamma so fat she jumps and an earthquake comes up. Edited January 25, 2014 by Arom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 If your mother was a software program, she'd be internet explorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iowayshay Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Yo momma so ugly she gave my darkrai nightmares. Yo momma so stupid when I tried to explain Pokemon to her she hurt herself in her confusion. I just checked yo momma's stats and her ability is Thick Fat. ... boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lianna Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number." Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pryze Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Edited January 26, 2014 by Maelstrom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yo mama is so stupid when the zombies are her brain they went hungry because it was so small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arom Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yo mama so fat that if she jumps to a swimming pool, would cause a tsunami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm happy I just died, looking at your ugly ass mom hurt twice as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemon Princess Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach everyone thought she was a beached whale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 ^ouch that hurt... So did yo mama falling on top of me XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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