Hutch333 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mamma's so stupid that she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo mamma's so fat that i tried to picture her in my head and i broke my neck. yo mamma's so old she sat next to Jesus in the third grade. Yo mamma's so ugly she went to take a bath and the water jumped out and said "Oh HELL no!!" Yo mamma's so short I thought she was gonna disappear when she put on her wedding ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Support Squad Felicity Posted March 12, 2014 Support Squad Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) Yo momma so ugly even a dementor wont kiss her Yo momma so ugly that when voldemort sees her, he gets a selfesteem boost Yo momma so ugly, when the basilisk looked at her it died instead Yo momma so stupid she dont even know where platform 9 and 3/4 is Yo momma so fat Even Wingardium leviosa cant lift her Edited March 12, 2014 by DobbyTheElf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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