Let's watch Sapphire fail at a Nuzlocke~

[SapphireSkyWillow]

So.

I've actually wanted to do a Nuzlocke for a while but have never had thr motivation to do it. But now that I see a bunch of people do it I'm like lajdleklanodjeksjdo Motivation.

I really don't know what game to do. Either SoulSilver or Diamond. I'm leaning towards SS cuz I have it restarted from my failed attempt at a BQ, and my Diamond is sonewhere in the E4 or something like that.

I don't know.

I'm sorry. :c

So, the rules for my Nuzlocke are:

~Must use first Pokemon that appears on the route, and you can't go back.

~This rule streatches the first one. You can to back, but it has to be a different time of day. But that's it. One day pokemon, one night pokemon, route done. Can't catch any more.

~Use the Pokemon Centre only once at each town.

~Pokemon must be nicknamed.

~Starter can be revived multiple times (leave me alone ok :c) but any other fainted Pokemon must be put in the Death box.

~Allowed to switch Pokmon out of box ONLY if switching Pokemon is at full health.

~Legendaries must be caught within the first 7 attempts (What, I like the number 7), or else they're unusable.

~All battle count against Pokemon status.

I'll edit this later. I'm on my phone. Meh. c:

~Sapphire

[Ringabel]

vote SS

[SapphireSkyWillow]

So I said fuck it and chose SoulSilver

Mostly because I kinda maybe might've lost Diamond?

Oh well

But Here's how it's going so far:

So, I had to start it over several times, because it kept freezing...

But I woke up in the morning not giving a fuck, and then I walked downstairs and said, 'I'm ganna blow shit up!' Before I leave, though, I'm ganna- ...wait, what? ....this isn't song time? Well fuck you mom.

Fuck you.

bitch

*ahem*

Anyways. I walked out, Ethan and his Marill walked up then left.

Got my Cyndaquil and named it Cynder. Male, Adamant Nature.

I talked to Silver, he pushed me.

bastard

Then I had to show off my Pokemon to mom

We did a strip show

I got grounded

Then she gave me my Pokegear and explained to me how I need to use it

AFTER I said no

Then I walk out and the Prof. Walked out and gave me his number

Perv

~Outside of hometown~

Walking along route one...bitches didn't touch me. No Pokemon jumped out.

They don't love me

qq

~Cherrygrove~

Walked in, got the shit I needed, left. I keep forgetting they have no Pokeballs qq

~Next route~

Nothing really happened. Got the egg. Prof. Oak gave me his number

I swear to god why are old men giving me their numbers

I demand answers

~Back to Cherrygrove~

Went it, bought some more shit

Then came Silver

He and his Totodile

The battle was easy, really. I used leer about 4-5 times, then healed Cynder. He started to use Leer, but I was at an advantage, and used tackle aftrr tackle. It really just took about 2 or 3 but shh

~Back at home~

Gave the egg to the Prof. Ethan taught me how to catch Pokemon

Whatever

I don't remember what I did after that. I think I left.

~Route 29~

I really wantrd a Pidgey

But no, I got a Sentret. Female, named her Mika. Brave nature.

Went through, training Cynder. I looked up Attack and Speed EVs, because that's mainly what I want of him.

~Route 30 & 31~

Route 30 I stepped 2 patches into the grass and a fucking Ledyba jumps out like. Idon'teven what.

I named it

Tenchi

Because I had to fucking Idea what to call it ok I'm sorry

Male, Gentle Nature.

Battled some bitches

Route 31 FINALLY CAUGHT A PIDGEY

But I was mad cuz female

But I named it Zyphra

Female, Timid Nature

~Vitolet City~

Went to that tower and killed everything with fire

....literally

Then beat Falkner's ass pretty easily

Well at least he's still pretty.

Bought some shit and left after obtaining ze egg

~Route 32~

Caught a Ekans

Named in Cain

I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS OK

Male, Quit Nature

I'm ganna start naming my Pokemon after you guys soon

Lsnskneksjzknsks

~Union Cave~

Caught a Zubat

Named it Fangs

Male, dunno what nature cuz it's in a fucking box

Still in Union Cave atm, ganna go fuck some more shit up

Tl;dr anyone?

~Sapphire

[anethia]

<3. Love dis~. What will you name me after? ifimremembered=c

Keep going! =3

[SapphireSkyWillow]

UPDATE

FUCKING UPDATE

Made it through Union Cave alive...

~Azalea Town~

Fucking Team Rocket

Getting in my way

Psh

Fuck you

Er, anyways.

Kurt decided to fall down a well and hurt his back

Lazy bastard

Now I'm in Slowpoke Well and

HOLY FUCK

EGG HATCHES

AND I'M LIKE

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT'S A DINOSAUR, JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A DINOSAUR, HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUUUUUU-UUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUCK--

Waitno that's another story

fuck

Well the Togepi hatched and...

HOLY FUCK. IT'S A FUCKING FEMALE.

I WAS LIKE ALKDKWNKSKALODJBEKQNKDBCJD

YES

YES

YEEEESSSSSS

so I named it Amethyst

It has a Rash nature

Now gatta get through Slowpoke well.

Seeyabitchesilyall<3

[SapphireSkyWillow]

Update~

Fuck you Whitney

Fuck you

Your Miltank can't do shit to my Pidgey

Fuck you

bitch

After beating Proton fairly easily, it was off to Goldenrod.

I put My Ledian and something else in the Daycare after Ethan convinced his grandparents that I wasn't his girlfriend.

lolfuckyou. I don't like you. c:

Beat Whitney easily. Now I'm hanging around Goldenrod.

Oh yeah, Cynder evolved, and so did Zyphra. I also caught a Nidoran (F).

~Team~

Zyphra (Pidgeotto, F) - lvl. 21

Cynder (Quilava, M) - lvl. 20

Mika (Sentret, F) - lvl. 14

Dokutsuta (Nidoran, F) - lvl. 12

Fangs (Zubat, M) - lvl. 11

Amethyst (Togepi, F) - lvl. 5