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[Garnet.]

>Insert generic anime character wave<

My name is Spade (real name unknown) and I... I um.... I...

/pulls out instruction manual

Okay so I got it. But I don't need any guide to introduce myself, cause I'm a real man, AND REAL MEN DON'T USE GUIDES CAUSE WE KNOW WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT AND NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR LIP--

okay I need to stop.

Anyway, my name is Spade. Hi. I like to eat ice cream and salad. Of course, not at the same time, but...

Have you ever had meat in your salad? It's freaking amazing. Like, who thought of that?

Anyway, I have been playing Pokemon since Gold version. People are always like "Red, Blue, Yellow!" but no. I liked Gold and Silver better than Red and Blue anyway. 16 badges, two regions, Typhlosion. How do you deny something like that?

Um, let's see. I like playing RPG games. I've played like, 4 Final Fantasy games, almost all of the Kingdom Hearts games (I've never beaten them, but I've played One, COM, 358, 3D, and Re:coded, and I've only beaten KH 2 and BBS xD) and a few other games that I like. I have Naruto NS3 and Tekken, cause my dad forces me to play Tekken and I have to kick his ass (cause I always talk trash, and nothing's worse than talking trash and getting whooped). Anyhow, I've beaten every generation of Pokemon (although I haven't beaten B/W2 yet, cause I FREAKING LOST MY SAVE FILE THREE TIMES so I'm over it. But that's still gen 5 so I can still say I've beaten every generation of Pokemon). I've played a few Pokemon hacks, (well, like, a lot but that's not the point), and I started to make my own but then I kind of stopped caring but I do work on it occasionally.

My favorite Pokemon type would have to be Dark, cause Dark types are just freakin' cool. I mean, sure it's not manly to use illusions, but Illusion magic is pretty cool cause... stuff. And Dark types have Darkrai and Scrafty and Zoroark and... there're too many to name. They've got some cool dudes though. My favorite Pokemon... I don't really think I can answer that. Right now though, my favorite guy is this little critter.

And that's why. Tell me he doesn't look badass. LOOK ME IN MY RIGHT EYE AND TELL ME HE DOESN'T LOOK BADASS.

That's what I thought.

So, there you have it. I did it. This is probably the longest introduction post I've ever written in my life.

Oh, and I'm playing Reborn (though, that's probably obvious), and I must say. Excellent writing, my dear. But these gym battles keep messing me up, cause the only guys I have that can take the gym leader are always above the cap, so I'll be in a corner and then my guy won't listen to me and I die. In fact, the only reason I beat Rini is cause of pure luck xD; I'm currently trying to fight Shade, but he's just too powerful mayne. I like how there's no guides either, cause that makes everything more fun and more challenging. Like, I'm sure a lot of people hated that one old guy who gives you this long quiz about a region you don't know about, but I liked it. It was informing, to say the least. I like learning about things, I guess. Although I was kind of upset he only gave you a togepi egg. I don't even like Togepi. It looks like a lazy dude who just didn't feel like coming out of his egg so he just kind of chilled in there.

OK. I'M DONE. I promise. It's nice to meet everyone. c:

[Pyon Pyon Kyuu!~]

That was way too long to read....But nice to meet you! Enjoy your stay at Reborn ^o^

[Kaito]

Ahahaha. Nice intro. Judging by that though, I think we'll be friends. Because Ice Cream is delicious and Meat in a salad is a godsend.

Anywho, I'm Kaito or Kirito ( Server name), nice ta meet you. Enjoy it here. ^^

[Shenzou]

Sup, I'm Sven and Spade my man, you seem like a cool dude already. Gold, Silver, & Crystal pure awesomeness because of 16 badges and Typhlosion, it couldn't be more true.

[diana]

um hiya

every time I heard "spade" I think of card games and gambling

Welcome to Reborn. Leave your sanity somewhere, someone else could use it. You won't be needing it here anyways.

[Jelly]

yo bro do by chance have a steam account?

[Melody]

Too cute to be a badass, just saying~ I'd say the generic welcome, but I feel that'd be overrated. So I'm just going to say "Whatever you do, don't talk to Kaito/Fred/Kirito. He'll eat your soul because he's Mexican."

[anethia]

HERROOOO. Welcome to Reborn, have a good time and enjoy =D

[Garnet.]

Okay, long reply post here we go, brace yourselves for me.

@Miku: No one said you had to go and read the whole thing, you know~ but if you did or didn't, as long as you acknowledge me, that's all I need. c:

@Kaito/Kirito: Nice name. I actually named my guy in Reborn Kirito (look at his sprite and tell me he doesn't look like Kirito). I love SAO! And yes, Ice Cream and Meat in your salad. You sir, seem to know where it's at. We'll get along nicely indeed.

@Sven: Nice avatar. I actually just started reading Beelzebub like, yesterday. I'm only on chapter 118 though. And, yeah, 16 badges and Typhlosion. I would always show up to school with my little gameboy color and show off my badass Typhlosion, man. I was like a lil delinquent, cause at lunch I'd always throw my feet on the table and pull out my gameboy (cause my mom would always throw her feet on tables and stuff, so I was just copying her, and it's damn comfortable). Anyway, I was going to say that I remember one time I made someone cry cause I had 16 badges. He was talking trash and I was like "I have 16 badges." and I showed him my screen and he started trying to make an argument about how his guys were stronger than mine, but all my guys were level 100 so he just kind of broke down. It was hilarious, I had to leave before I started laughing at him.

@Silver~: Maybe I'm a card playing, gambling badass. But no one can ever know. Anyhow, I think I'll keep my sanity. Looks like you guys could use it. Moreover, I don't have much to begin with, so I'd rather not go and throw ALL of it away.

@Jellyman: ...steam? What's that?

@Melody: I'll accept that. I can't see it being cute in that picture, but people interpret things differently than I do. And that's funny. I never thought he'd eat my soul. Doesn't he have better things to eat? Like ice cream? And salad with meat? It's kind of nasty, eating a soul with so much good food. Don't even get me started on cup noodles. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.

@the last one Amaterasu: Thanks. I'm already having a good time. I like small communities like this. Big groups of people scare me, cause you never feel like you have a place there.

And this is why I don't really reply to people cause I get CARRIED AWAY AND EVERYTHING JUST GETS IN SUCH A TANGLED MESS AND it's just terrible.

[Amethyst]

Oh! You're probably the Spade who was messaging me on PC. I'll just reply here. I try not to be celebrity-style rude, because, lolol, I'm not a celebrity (yet?! no, just kidding), and more importantly that's horribly disrespectful to the people who make one's success. If anything, I tend to lose track of replies or not have time or forget or do something stupid like that BUT

that's not the same

so hi and welcome and stuff!

[Garnet.]

#bitchImightbe

Okay that was REALLY bad. Hiya. c:

I guess you have a point, but when you're a celebrity you don't really care much about TALKING to them. I'm sure celebrities care that people watch, but no one has time for all those people. Gotta start small.

So, what you're telling me is to message you if I ever feel like you forget? Cause I can totally do that. I can tooooootally do that. huehuehuehuehu--

So uh thanks and stuff

[Summer]

Heeey.

You look cool and stuff.

You'll probably get alomg with reborn pretty well.

Play any card games?

[Maelstrom]

I've got my eyes on you and let's say I ain't got tinted lenses on. Watch it, buster.

[Ringabel]

WELCOME to REBORN!

[Garnet.]

@summer: oh, hi there. I only know how to play magic the gathering, but I'm not that good at it, so I don't play. Every one of my friends in the band plays, so I had to at least learn, but I get crushed every damn time I play, so I just stopped.

@maelstrom: I'll try to keep myself in line then, sir. If anything happens, you'd probably beat me back in line anyway.

@Rotom: Thanks.