Yuki Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 ~~~PROLOGUE~~~ Making my way downtownWalking fastFaces passAnd I'm home bound WHEN SUDDENLY hey stay away from me i'm sleepin' stupid-ass horse the fuck you think you're doing I'M BEING GANKED PEEL FOR ME You can all keep your grimy-ass hands off my shiny-ass ocarina you fucked with the wrong thug, motherfucker. hey wait das my hurss goddamn mask kid makin' me parkour all over the fuckin' place goddamn Epona running off with any loser scrub that jumps on her stupid horse back wait fuck UP+B UP+B UP+B holy fuck man i'm trippin' out oh god did i forget to take my meds I'VE BEEN DEFLOWERED oh hey this asshole again yeah seriously fuck that horse. You should really see a doctor about that... whatever the fuck is even going on with you I COULD HAVE SOLD THAT FOR AN INFINITY EDGE OR A REDTUBE PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP SUPER SAIYAN ZELDA LINK oh fuck fuck oh goddamn fuck shit it's another 'nam flashback FUCK SHIT FUCK oHHHH GODDAMN DON'T EAT ME I TASTE LIKE FAILURE AND LONELINESS Skull Kid: I turned you into a stank-ass dweebNOOOOOO Now I'll NEVER get to sit at the cool kid's table What leveling up SHOULD be like: What actually happens Congratulations! You learned: Pirouette! I feel fancyful as fuck swag me out i'm like mary fucking poppins are you my mother? or are you snoop dogg. got dat lean, smokin' some loud somethin' mean and then we run into mr rogers wait this isn't mr rogers where is the sweater obviously jackie chan thank god obama's gonna fix everything if i can get him his drug money in 3 days ~~TBC~~ 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 this is the best thing ever made also just gonna leave this here WE GOING DOWN TO TWERKTOWN GET DAT BOOTY TWERKIN CUZ IT'S A ONE WAY TRIP TO TWERKTOWN YEEEEEEEEE DAT ASS SHAKE SO HARD IT'S AN ASS QUAKE ROLL A JOINT ON TAT ASS IT'S AN ASS TRAY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 Playthrough gets 0/10 not enuff flashing lights and dubstep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 I just became Harksexual 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anethia Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 (edited) I just became Harksexual Silly Dominus. We all became Harksexual 1 year ago. Try and keep up. c: Good job, Hark, lookin' forward to the rest! Edited June 15, 2013 by Amaterasu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 True... this siggy is proof my my Harksexuality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garnet. Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 That was pretty hilarious. Although I'm slow on this Harksexuality thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted June 15, 2013 Share Posted June 15, 2013 HARKSEXUALITY IS THE GROOOOOOVEEEE MANG YOU GET TWERK N STUFF IS DAH STUUUUFF! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashka Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 I have seen the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermillion Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Take me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted June 17, 2013 Author Share Posted June 17, 2013 ~~LoZ1~~ i think he wanted to lock me in his basement leggo who u get a job that was fucking magical who the fuck said that oh god the voices are back hot i mean ight but only cuz you look sassy as fuckshe a bad bitch i can tell ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT hey i'm back and i almost fucking died goddamn monster tried to eat me barely escaped with my life hey where you goin whatchu tryna say madonna bra gratitude my ass you back-handed compliment-giving eyesore magic spraytan Okay there are 5 of you but you're all like 4 years old Challenge accepted SOME TIME LATER no YOU'RE the scrub, scrub so am i in or what whoa that's pretty impressive who does your choreography wait you little fucknuts yeah fuck you too i am terrified what kind of secret base is this is that chicken for satanic sacrifices what's happening telescopetime I see the moon, the moon sees me you cheeky little shit I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU goddamn chickenlegged dickcurd and now it is mine SMELLYALATER GRAMPS now get the fuck off my shagpad flower i think i need an adult i definitely need an adult Glitchventures through Termina Field. You're not supposed to be able to get out in the first 3 days i speet on you, dirty thieving hippie where are all the babes dead douche are you talking about when i got deflowered ha fuck you mitt romney have you tried making that face at it oh get ready to eat shit asspirate gurl you crazy i agree fuck fairies ((i shoot him with my AK)) BOOMHEADSHOT Hope you guys are ready for some masterful tunageactual song Wobble Dee Wobble wop wop Wobble wobbin'Ass so phat All these bitches' s is throbbing.Bad bitches, I'm your leader.Phantom by the meter.Somebody point me to the best ass eater! MY BEAT WAS TOO FRESHTHE TWERK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE ~~TBC~~ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted June 17, 2013 Administrators Share Posted June 17, 2013 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 dude pro tip if you only smoke half of the dosh you get you can slow down time is cool 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 That was fucking Magical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuki Posted February 7, 2014 Author Share Posted February 7, 2014 ~~LoZ 1.5~~ [[where nothing goes on but i sidequest a lot]] we tune back in with our hero as he's coaxed into a small dark room by a strange man who tries to serenade him with his creepy piano music yeah, a life, now it's your turn why is my face on the floor like liposuction? i'm going to glue this to a baby's face thanks for helping me out btw i didn't get your shit AY CHILL BRAH will mutt romney get elected he already has so many teeth what would he do with the presidency um yeah i heard is he trying to steal the krabby patty secret formula let's go the opposite direction "something good" i have never felt prettier in my FUCKING LIFE wow so scaresuch featherkiss my ass fleabag i'm a big kid now hello shady strangeryes my name is shakira no my hips do not lie handle your shit grandma maybe you would have gotten away with it too if you ALSO used Luscious Locks shampoo & conditioner by L'oreal oh cool so i just put it on like this and GOD DAMN IT GRANDMA you look like you know where the party's at. been sippin on dat leaaaaan? lemme play us alil mooooood music we macked so hard i slurped off his face. this is how you eat corn on the cob no autographs master needs some space just tryna get a hand-beezy on the dl so my babes don't get jealous you're wearing tights under a speedo can you seedo you need help can you breath the 60s called they want to know how the fuck you left blossom, my children RISE *flashback!* haha who's this dweeb chicken-leg havin' ass ain't got no mo' friends ahaha wait are you fucking kidding me ~~/sidequesting~~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbYGjigCKvM i knowww this wasn't as goooood but i've played through the first temple so i really don't remember what commentary i had in mind for all this cuz it was random sidequesting. i take all screenshots with a purpose ;o tune in next time cuz i have ideas mk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I must say, I read this before...and I love it now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fush Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 OUR LORD HATH RETURNED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted February 7, 2014 Administrators Share Posted February 7, 2014 the fact that you're always wearing the great fairy mask is a nice touch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshine Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Quite the masterpiece, I don't think I'll be able to laugh again in the next 24 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocky Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 oh my god where is the next installment i demand it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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