Administrators Ikaru Posted November 20, 2010 Administrators Share Posted November 20, 2010 I'm... fairly certain this wasn't done before, and, if it has been, well... direct me to it ._. Otherwise the name and description of this topic speak for itself. Show us your crowning achievements of battling (or crowning achievements of funny, random, weird, etc etc) here! I'll start with... I'm getting owned by a Breloom, the usual SubPunch + Spore deal... Suddenly! [quote]Start of turn 20 Mephiles used Aerial Ace! It's super effective! A critical hit! The foe's Breloom lost 100% of its health! The foe's Breloom fainted! The sandstorm rages! Mephiles is buffeted by the sandstorm! Ikaru: Spore that. [SS]EpicBalance: lol [SS]EpicBalance sent out Alakazam![/quote] _____________________ I believe I redeemed myself for the confusion failure in the following: [quote][+INF]Bullet sent out Strong Man! (Machamp) Ikaru sent out Clear Bell! (Bronzong) [+INF]Bullet: Rady to spin the 50-50 wheel? Start of turn 1 The foe's Strong Man used DynamicPunch! Clear Bell lost 160 HP! (47% of its health) Clear Bell became confused! Clear Bell is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Clear Bell lost 29 HP! (8% of its health) [+INF]Bullet: :3 Ikaru: Never am. Start of turn 2 The foe's Strong Man used DynamicPunch! Clear Bell lost 149 HP! (44% of its health) Clear Bell fainted! Ikaru sent out Mindfreak!! (Alakazam) [+INF]Bullet: [+INF]Bullet: Prediction time Start of turn 3 [+INF]Bullet called Strong Man back! [+INF]Bullet sent out Frost! (Weavile) Mindfreak! used Focus Blast! It's super effective! A critical hit! [+INF]Bullet: right... The foe's Frost lost 100% of its health! The foe's Frost fainted![/quote] Prediction time indeed. (Side note: I hate Confusion) _____________________ Stealth Rock: You love it, they hate it. [quote]Start of turn 19 Kairyu used Dragon Claw! The foe's Blaziken lost 47% of its health! The foe's Blaziken fainted! Kairyu restored a little HP using its Leftovers! flexx sent out Zapdos! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Zapdos! The foe's Zapdos fainted! flexx sent out Kyuremu! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyuremu! The foe's Kyuremu fainted! (insert ragequit here)[/quote] _____________________ Hax can end even the best battler. [quote]Start of turn 8 Ononokusu used Dragon Dance! Ononokusu's Attack rose! Ononokusu's Speed rose! The foe's Like a Fool used Hi Jump Kick! The attack of the foe's Like a Fool missed! The foe's Like a Fool kept going and crashed! The foe's Like a Fool lost 23% of its health! The foe's Like a Fool restored a little HP using its Leftovers! The foe's Like a Fool is hurt by poison! Start of turn 9 Ononokusu used Dragon Dance! Ononokusu's Attack rose! Ononokusu's Speed rose! The foe's Like a Fool used Hi Jump Kick! The attack of the foe's Like a Fool missed! The foe's Like a Fool kept going and crashed! The foe's Like a Fool lost 23% of its health! The foe's Like a Fool restored a little HP using its Leftovers! N8: FUCK THIS HAX ;~; The foe's Like a Fool is hurt by poison! Ikaru: ... Start of turn 10 Ononokusu used Reversal! It's super effective! The foe's Like a Fool lost 28% of its health! The foe's Like a Fool fainted![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N8theGr8 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Ooooh, I have a good moment for here! Battle against Bullet, CC, he has an incredibly broken Growlithe with Fire Blast and Sunny Day and my last Pokemon is a Yanma with Shadow Ball: [quote]Start of turn 16 The foe's Growlithe used Sunny Day! The sunlight turned harsh! Metang used Frustration! The foe's Growlithe lost 42% of its health! The sunlight is strong! Start of turn 17 The foe's Growlithe used Fire Blast! It's super effective! Metang lost 228 HP! (100% of its health) Metang fainted! The sunlight is strong! Tenshi: :3 N8: You've gotta be kidding me. N8 sent out Yanma! Yanma knows its foe holds Mago Berry because of Frisk! N8: MISS Tenshi: xD Start of turn 18 Yanma used Shadow Ball! A critical hit! The foe's Growlithe lost 58% of its health! The foe's Growlithe fainted! Tenshi: FUCK N8 won the battle![/quote] This was so lucky, it's my 777th post. :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 You're kidding me right? I'm facing a rain team, and I all have left is an Urugamosu. FUCK [quote]......... Rain continues to fall! Bullet sent out Urugamosu! Start of turn 22 The foe's Kingdra used Dragon Pulse! Urugamosu lost 193 HP! (62% of its health) Urugamosu used Butterfly Dance! Urugamosu's Sp. Att. rose! Urugamosu's Sp. Def. rose! Urugamosu's Speed rose! Rain continues to fall! The foe's Kingdra's health is sapped by leech seed. Start of turn 23 N8 called Kingdra back! N8 sent out Armaldo! The foe's Armaldo is hurt by spikes! Urugamosu used Bug Buzz! The foe's Armaldo lost 87% of its health! The foe's Armaldo fainted! Rain continues to fall! N8 sent out Kingdra! The foe's Kingdra is hurt by spikes! Start of turn 24 Urugamosu used Bug Buzz! The foe's Kingdra lost 63% of its health! The foe's Kingdra fainted! Rain continues to fall! N8: Wait N8: how is it faster N8 sent out Gekido! (Scizor) The foe's Gekido is hurt by spikes! Start of turn 25 Urugamosu used Flame Dance! It's super effective! The foe's Gekido lost 87% of its health! The foe's Gekido fainted! Rain continues to fall! N8 sent out Aquarius! (Politoed) The foe's Aquarius is hurt by spikes! Start of turn 26 Urugamosu used Bug Buzz! The foe's Aquarius lost 51% of its health! The foe's Aquarius fainted! Bullet won the battle![/quote] I won LOLWUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Curse you, entry hazards!!!! But it does check all the counter-swapping that used the plague battles. How much did you pump up your urgamosu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Only 1 Butterfly Dance =O Yeah, I added in a couple lines of the battle that are directly before it to clarify a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N8theGr8 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 [b]SURSKIT CONFIRMED FOR UBER. EPIC CC MOMENT INCOMING.[/b] [quote][+INF]Blezerker sent out Deoxys! N8 sent out Surskit! The foe's Deoxys is exerting its Pressure! [+INF]Blezerker: YEAH BITCH [+INF]Blezerker: HOW ABOUT I SHOVE MY TENTACLE IN YOUR ANUS [+INF]Blezerker: AND THEN STEAL YOUR ENERGY? Start of turn 18 The foe's Deoxys used Drain Punch! It's not very effective... Surskit lost 56 HP! (32% of its health) Surskit had its energy drained! Surskit used Facade! A critical hit! N8: I like how it has a higher level than T-Tar The foe's Deoxys lost 99% of its health! The sandstorm rages! The foe's Deoxys is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Deoxys fainted! Neku: LOL [+INF]Blezerker: ouch Surskit is buffeted by the sandstorm! N8: ...lol Neku: XD [+INF]Blezerker sent out Kyogre! The foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain! N8: Cool N8: Swift Swim Neku: o_o Start of turn 19 Surskit used Giga Drain! It's super effective! The foe's Kyogre lost 28% of its health! The foe's Kyogre had its energy drained! The foe's Kyogre used its Red Card on Surskit! Weedle was dragged out! The foe's Kyogre used Brick Break! It's not very effective... Weedle lost 15 HP! (6% of its health) Rain continues to fall! [+INF]Blezerker: rawful N8: PH33R M3 [+INF]Blezerker: HOW ABOUT Start of turn 20 The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Tail! [+INF]Blezerker: I SLAP YOUR SHIT Weedle lost 163 HP! (65% of its health) Weedle used Poison Sting! The foe's Kyogre lost 5% of its health! The foe's Kyogre was poisoned! Rain continues to fall! The foe's Kyogre is hurt by poison! N8: How about now [+INF]Blezerker: YOU [+INF]Blezerker: ASS Neku: MAshew's penis N8: *no Start of turn 21 The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Tail! Weedle lost 71 HP! (28% of its health) Weedle fainted! Rain continues to fall! The foe's Kyogre is hurt by poison! N8 sent out Surskit! Start of turn 22 Surskit used Giga Drain! It's super effective! The foe's Kyogre lost 26% of its health! The foe's Kyogre had its energy drained! The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Tail! It's not very effective... Surskit lost 66 HP! (37% of its health) Rain continues to fall! The foe's Kyogre is hurt by poison! Start of turn 23 Surskit used Giga Drain! It's super effective! The foe's Kyogre lost 3% of its health! The foe's Kyogre had its energy drained! The foe's Kyogre fainted! N8: Surskit for Ubers.[/quote] Of course, Surskit works better when paired with the obvious choice, Weedle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N8theGr8 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 [quote]Tenshi: Better hope mach punch crits~ Tenshi sent out Dual Slash! (Doryuuzu) The foe's Dual Slash is hurt by spikes! Start of turn 31 The foe's Dual Slash used Earthquake! It's super effective! Helheim lost 84 HP! (32% of its health) Helheim fainted! The sandstorm rages! N8 sent out Hercules! (Roobushin) Pointed stones dug into Hercules! Start of turn 32 Hercules used Mach Punch! It's super effective! The foe's Dual Slash lost 8% of its health! The foe's Dual Slash fainted! The sandstorm rages! Hercules is buffeted by the sandstorm! Hercules restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Tenshi sent out Bulk! (Muurando) The foe's Bulk is hurt by spikes! The foe's Bulk was poisoned! Start of turn 33 Hercules used Mach Punch! It's super effective! A critical hit! The foe's Bulk lost 83% of its health! The foe's Bulk fainted! N8 won the battle! N8: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Tenshi: ............. Tenshi: .............. Tenshi: ............... N8: Hercules N8: Is not amused. Tenshi: I am not amused[/quote] This is Bullet sealing his own fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted December 5, 2010 Author Administrators Share Posted December 5, 2010 LOL OMG that's amazing xDD hmm, contributions.... Ah, this one's for Florinia, cause she can't post here herself (and because it was pretty epic, if I do say so myself): Background: The battle, as of the first turn posted here, is 2-4, everyone thinks it's over for her. Suddenly! [quote]Start of turn 18 The foe's Jarooda used Hidden Power! Cradily lost 68 HP! (18% of its health) Cradily fainted! The sandstorm rages! The foe's Jarooda is buffeted by the sandstorm! The foe's Jarooda restored a little HP using its Leftovers! [Reborn]Florinia sent out Jarooda! Start of turn 19 Jarooda used Hidden Power! It's super effective! The foe's Jarooda lost 41% of its health! The foe's Jarooda fainted! The sandstorm rages! Jarooda is buffeted by the sandstorm! Luca Brasi sent out Machamp! [+INF]Blezerker is watching the battle. Start of turn 20 [Reborn]Florinia called Jarooda back! [Reborn]Florinia sent out Erufuun! The foe's Machamp used Flamethrower! It's super effective! Erufuun lost 173 HP! (75% of its health) Erufuun fainted! The foe's Machamp is hurt by its Life Orb! The sandstorm subsided! [Reborn]Florinia sent out Jarooda! AnthonySlut: :X [+INF]Blezerker: ......wut [Reborn]Florinia: ...Confounding variable isolated. [+INF]Blezerker: Flamehtrowing machamp? [+INF]Blezerker: what is this? Ikaru: >Zoroark [+INF]Blezerker: oh [+INF]Blezerker: lol [Reborn]Florinia: Modification of stimuli remains necessary. Start of turn 21 Jarooda used Leaf Storm! The foe's Machamp lost 80% of its health! Jarooda's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Zoroaaku fainted! Man in The Middle: oh SH- Luca Brasi sent out Denchura! Start of turn 22 Jarooda used Leaf Storm! It's not very effective... The foe's Denchura lost 80% of its health! Jarooda's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Denchura fainted! Ikaru: .... AnthonySlut: oh no D: Luca Brasi sent out Gyarados! The foe's Gyarados intimidates Jarooda! Jarooda's Attack rose! [+INF]Blezerker: inb4 sweep Ikaru: A comeback? Man in The Middle: too late Start of turn 23 Jarooda used Leaf Storm! The foe's Gyarados lost 100% of its health! Jarooda's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Gyarados fainted! Luca Brasi sent out Machamp! Ikaru: wow... Man in The Middle: well balls Start of turn 24 Jarooda used Leaf Storm! [+INF]Blezerker: inb4 super sweep The foe's Machamp lost 100% of its health! The foe's Machamp fainted! [Reborn]Florinia won the battle! Luca Brasi: Damn AnthonySlut: ^ Man in The Middle stopped watching the battle. [+INF]Blezerker stopped watching the battle. Luca Brasi: wow [Reborn]Florinia: Results as predicted. Hm.[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Ditto sweep xD well.. "Ditto" sweep [quote]Battle between [+INF]Mashew and Ditto started! Rule: Unrated Ditto sent out Ditto! [+INF]Mashew sent out Ditto! Start of turn 1 Zoroaaku used Nasty Plot! Zoroaaku's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Ditto used Transform! But it failed! Start of turn 2 Zoroaaku used Nasty Plot! Zoroaaku's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Ditto used Transform! But it failed! Start of turn 3 Zoroaaku used Nasty Plot! Zoroaaku's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's Ditto used Transform! But it failed! [b]Start of turn 4 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! Ditto sent out Ditto! Ditto: WAT[/b] Start of turn 5 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! [+INF]Mashew: lol The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! Ditto sent out Ditto! Start of turn 6 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! Ditto sent out Ditto! Start of turn 7 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! Ditto sent out Ditto! Start of turn 8 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! Ditto sent out Ditto! Start of turn 9 Zoroaaku used Flamethrower! The foe's Ditto lost 100% of its health! The foe's Ditto fainted! [+INF]Mashew won the battle! Ditto: It is so hard. It's very hard. Sometimes I feel like going down. [+INF]Mashew: gg lol[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Rofl. Amazing how zoroark's ability keeps ditto from transforming. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Sooo many people fall victim to the evil "hacked" ditto xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Well when a person has a team of 5 Dittos, they literally can't do anything about it, so not really. It seems plainly obvious waht it is anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Still fun and not to will or saya lol xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Outliers exist Cool moment [quote][Mys]TLightning sent out GayLeno! (Cloyster) Start of turn 3 Tenshi called Eos back! Tenshi sent out Behemoth! (Tyranitar) The foe's GayLeno used Ice Shard! Behemoth lost 57 HP! (14% of its health) The sandstorm rages! The foe's GayLeno is buffeted by the sandstorm! Behemoth restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 4 Behemoth is tightening its focus! The foe's GayLeno used Shell Smash! The foe's GayLeno's Defense fell! The foe's GayLeno's Sp. Def. fell! The foe's GayLeno's Attack sharply rose! The foe's GayLeno's Sp. Att. sharply rose! The foe's GayLeno's Speed sharply rose! Behemoth used Focus Punch! It's super effective! The foe's GayLeno lost 93% of its health! The foe's GayLeno fainted![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Poor Kingo. Seriously, Hax seems to be on its month or something cause everyone getting hax to death now. Start of turn 2 [Reborn]Hardy's Rhyperior used Hammer Arm! The attack of [Reborn]Hardy's Rhyperior missed! [Reborn]Hardy's Tyranitar used Rock Slide! Kingo's Gengar lost 87% of its health! It's not very effective... Kingo's Doryuuzu lost 14% of its health! It's super effective! AnthonySlut: But... If she 1-on-1'd, I'd be scared of her skarmbliss D: Kingo's Togesweep lost 77% of its health! [Reborn]Hardy's Tyranitar is hurt by its Life Orb! [Reborn]Hardy's used Light Screen! Light Screen raised [Reborn]Hardy's team special defense slightly! Kingo's Togesweep flinched! Kingo's Gengar flinched! Kingo's Doryuuzu flinched! The sandstorm rages! Kingo's Togesweep is buffeted by the sandstorm! Kingo's Gengar is buffeted by the sandstorm! Kingo's Togesweep restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Kingo's Doryuuzu restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Kingo: O___O [Reborn]Hardy: ....Woah. Muin: oohgawd~ Muin: We-ell~ AnthonySlut: o3o Neku: Can I sig that? AnthonySlut: hax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 [quote]Tenshi sent out Mongolia! (Nidoking) Ikaru sent out Clear Bell! (Bronzong) Tenshi: *random new test team* Start of turn 1 Mongolia used Flamethrower! It's super effective! The foe's Clear Bell lost 80% of its health! The foe's Clear Bell used Stealth Rock! Pointed stones float in the air around Tenshi's team! Start of turn 2 Mongolia used Flamethrower! It's super effective! The foe's Clear Bell lost 19% of its health! The foe's Clear Bell fainted! Tenshi: WTF? Tenshi: OH LOL Ikaru: ? Ikaru sent out Mindfreak!! (Alakazam) Tenshi: Encourage negates Life Orb damage somehow @_@ Ikaru: yeah Ikaru: whenever it removes a secondary effect, it also gets rid of LO recoil Ikaru: pretty awesome Tenshi: Ah Start of turn 3 Mongolia used Sucker Punch! It's super effective! Tenshi: trollface.jpg The foe's Mindfreak! lost 100% of its health! The foe's Mindfreak! fainted! Mongolia is hurt by its Life Orb! Ikaru sent out Kairyu! (Dragonite) Start of turn 4 The foe's Kairyu used Dragon Dance! The foe's Kairyu's Attack rose! The foe's Kairyu's Speed rose! Mongolia used Ice Beam! It's super effective! The foe's Kairyu lost 96% of its health![/quote] Pro Nidoking is pro Note how Ice Beam's 96% is [i]with [/i] Multi Scale. Unfortunately, I messed up on the following move (not shown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashew Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 SHEDINJA SWEEP Battle between Jerome and [+INF]Mashew started! Rule: Unrated Rule: Freeze Clause Rule: Species Clause Rule: Self-KO Clause [+INF]Mashew sent out Shedinja! Jerome sent out Blastoise! Start of turn 1 The foe's Blastoise used Hydro Cannon! The attack of the foe's Blastoise missed! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Jerome: sry i was playin xbox-360 Start of turn 2 The foe's Blastoise used Hyper Beam! Shedinja's Wonder Guard evades the attack! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Start of turn 3 The foe's Blastoise tucked in its head! The foe's Blastoise's Defense rose! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Start of turn 4 The foe's Blastoise used Skull Bash! Shedinja's Wonder Guard evades the attack! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Start of turn 5 The foe's Blastoise used Water Spout! Shedinja's Wonder Guard evades the attack! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Start of turn 6 The foe's Blastoise used Hydro Cannon! Shedinja's Wonder Guard evades the attack! Shedinja used Claw Sharpen! Shedinja's Attack rose! Shedinja's Accuracy rose! Start of turn 7 Jerome called Blastoise back! Jerome sent out Pikachu! Shedinja used Confuse Ray! The foe's Pikachu became confused! Start of turn 8 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Pikachu lost 100% of its health! The foe's Pikachu fainted! Jerome sent out Charizard! Start of turn 9 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Charizard lost 92% of its health! The foe's Charizard used Blast Burn! It's super effective! Shedinja lost 0 HP! (0% of its health) Shedinja hung on using its focus sash! The foe's Charizard restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 10 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Charizard lost 13% of its health! The foe's Charizard fainted! Jerome sent out Venusaur! Start of turn 11 The foe's Venusaur absorbed light! Shedinja used X-Scissor! Jerome: The foe's Venusaur lost 100% of its health! The foe's Venusaur fainted! Jerome sent out Sandslash! Start of turn 12 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Sandslash lost 69% of its health! The foe's Sandslash used Earth Power! Shedinja's Wonder Guard evades the attack! The foe's Sandslash restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 13 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Sandslash lost 37% of its health! The foe's Sandslash fainted! Jerome sent out Raichu! Start of turn 14 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Raichu lost 100% of its health! The foe's Raichu fainted! Jerome sent out Blastoise! [+INF]Mashew: good game~ Start of turn 15 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! Jerome: gg The foe's Blastoise lost 75% of its health! The foe's Blastoise tucked in its head! The foe's Blastoise's Defense rose! The foe's Blastoise restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 16 Shedinja used Shadow Sneak! The foe's Blastoise lost 30% of its health! The foe's Blastoise fainted! [+INF]Mashew won the battle! Jerome: Aww , I'll Try Harder Next Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Sorry to ruin your moment, but your opponent was kind of an idiot xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Yasumara Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Murkrow vs Darkrai. [quote]Start of turn 13 Murkrow used Substitute! Murkrow made a substitute! The foe's Darkness used Dark Void! Murkrow's substitute blocked Dark Void! Start of turn 14 Murkrow used Toxic! The foe's Darkness was poisoned! The foe's Darkness used Ice Beam! It's super effective! Murkrow's substitute faded! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! Start of turn 15 Murkrow used Substitute! Murkrow made a substitute! The foe's Darkness used Dark Void! Murkrow's substitute blocked Dark Void! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! Start of turn 16 Murkrow used Roost! Murkrow landed on the ground! Murkrow regained health! The foe's Darkness used Ice Beam! Murkrow's substitute faded! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! Start of turn 17 Murkrow used Substitute! Murkrow made a substitute! The foe's Darkness used Ice Beam! It's super effective! Murkrow's substitute faded! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! Start of turn 18 Murkrow used Substitute! Murkrow made a substitute! The foe's Darkness used Ice Beam! It's super effective! Murkrow's substitute faded! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! Start of turn 19 Murkrow used Substitute! Murkrow made a substitute! The foe's Darkness used Ice Beam! It's super effective! Murkrow's substitute faded! The foe's Darkness is hurt by poison! The foe's Darkness fainted![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted February 23, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted February 23, 2011 This pissed me off so much, but, it is indeed a moment of epicness on Inuki's part. Score is 1-1, Porygon2 vs Rankurusu... I have Recover, and three different moves capable of dropping Sp.Def... You'd think I would win. Paralysis disagrees. [quote]Start of turn 30 The foe's Arrotondato used Recover! The foe's Arrotondato regained health! Nucleus used Focus Blast! The attack of Nucleus missed! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 31 The foe's Arrotondato used Recover! The foe's Arrotondato regained health! Nucleus is paralyzed! It can't move! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 32 The foe's Arrotondato used Thunderbolt! Nucleus lost 95 HP! (22% of its health) Nucleus is paralyzed! It can't move! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 33 The foe's Arrotondato used Ice Beam! Nucleus lost 90 HP! (21% of its health) Nucleus is paralyzed! It can't move! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 34 The foe's Arrotondato used Ice Beam! Nucleus lost 87 HP! (20% of its health) Nucleus is paralyzed! It can't move! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Start of turn 35 The foe's Arrotondato used Thunderbolt! A critical hit! Nucleus lost 187 HP! (44% of its health) Nucleus is paralyzed! It can't move! Hail continues to fall! Nucleus restored a little HP using its Leftovers! Inuki: Goodbye Ikaru: ................................................................................ . Start of turn 36 The foe's Arrotondato used Ice Beam! Inuki: <3 Nucleus lost 69 HP! (16% of its health) Nucleus fainted! Inuki won the battle! Inuki: How fortunate.. Ikaru: ... I must be catching a cold...[/quote] Everyone do the math with me: Paralysis: 25% Focus Blast missing: 30% Critical hit: 6% I count... 5 turns of Paralysis. (0.25^5) * .30 * .06 = 0.0009765625 * .30 * .06 = 0.00029296875 * .06 = [indent]= 0.000017578125[/indent] Yes, that's right. A 0.0017578125% chance, and he successfully did it. [s]God I hate you...[/s] Well done. (Someone check my math; for some reason I think I fail) Also, seconding N8 in Surskit for Ubers: [quote]Start of turn 11 Urugamosu used Flare Blitz! It's super effective! The foe's Registeel lost 16% of its health! Urugamosu is hit with recoil! The foe's Registeel fainted! Surskit used Facade! A critical hit! The foe's Sealeo lost 24% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Waterfall! It's super effective! Urugamosu lost 103 HP! (42% of its health) Urugamosu fainted! Inuki sent out Kyuremu! Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyuremu! The foe's Kyuremu is exerting its Pressure! [PTD]Alphonse is watching the battle. Ikaru: I can do this D: Start of turn 12 The foe's Kyuremu used Echo Voice! Surskit lost 37 HP! (16% of its health) Surskit used Facade! The foe's Kyuremu lost 14% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Ball! It's not very effective... Surskit lost 16 HP! (6% of its health) The foe's Kyuremu is hurt by its burn! The foe's Kyuremu fainted! Start of turn 13 Surskit used Facade! The foe's Sealeo lost 11% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Ball! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 75 HP! (32% of its health) Ikaru: ....MUST CAUSE MISS Start of turn 14 Surskit used Flash! The foe's Sealeo's Accuracy fell! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Ball! It's not very effective... Surskit lost 71 HP! (30% of its health) Start of turn 15 Surskit used Rest! Inuki: NOOO Inuki: .. Surskit went to sleep and became healthy! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Ball! The attack of the foe's Sealeo missed! Inuki: WHY Ikaru: YES Start of turn 16 Surskit is fast asleep! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Ball! The attack of the foe's Sealeo missed! Start of turn 17 Surskit is fast asleep! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 61 HP! (26% of its health) Start of turn 18 Surskit woke up! Surskit used Facade! The foe's Sealeo lost 11% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 54 HP! (23% of its health) Start of turn 19 Surskit used Facade! The foe's Sealeo lost 11% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 57 HP! (24% of its health) Start of turn 20 Surskit used Rest! Surskit went to sleep and became healthy! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 59 HP! (25% of its health) Start of turn 21 Surskit is fast asleep! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! The attack of the foe's Sealeo missed! Start of turn 22 Surskit is fast asleep! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! It's not very effective... A critical hit! Surskit lost 60 HP! (26% of its health) Start of turn 23 Surskit woke up! Surskit used Facade! The foe's Sealeo lost 11% of its health! The foe's Sealeo used Ice Breath! The attack of the foe's Sealeo missed! Start of turn 24 Surskit used Facade! The foe's Sealeo lost 4% of its health! The foe's Sealeo fainted! Ikaru won the battle! Ikaru: Things are looking up, oh finally! ♪ Inuki: How unfortunate..[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted June 10, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted June 10, 2011 This is what happens when you give Cinccino a Scope Lens. [quote] Start of turn 10 Fluffy used Rock Blast! It's super effective! A critical hit! The foe's Dragonite lost 33% of its health! A critical hit! The foe's Dragonite lost 29% of its health! A critical hit! The foe's Dragonite lost 32% of its health! The foe's Dragonite lost 4% of its health! The foe's Dragonite fainted! Hit 4 times! [/quote] Now, maybe I'm just easily amused, and maybe that would have KO'd anyway, but oh man I laughed at this so hard xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 [color="#9932CC"]'Tis Epic Ikaru. 'Tis epic.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullet Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 lololol Fern fails [quote][Reborn]Fern's Ludicolo used Scald! [Reborn]Fern's Cradily's Storm Drain raised its special attack![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonz996 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 [quote name='Bullet' timestamp='1308191630' post='16046'] lololol Fern fails [/quote] Which is why I use Surf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Ikaru Posted July 8, 2011 Author Administrators Share Posted July 8, 2011 Dragonz, thank you. I needed this laugh. [quote] Ikaru: ..wat do Ikaru sent out Lacerta! (Scrafty) Start of turn 9 The foe's Neptune used Surf! A critical hit! Lacerta lost 271 HP! (100% of its health) Lacerta fainted! The foe's Neptune is hurt by its Life Orb! Ikaru: Y U DO DIS Rain continues to fall! Ikaru sent out Fornacis! (Blaziken) Ikaru: kay Dragonz996: :c Ikaru: pushing luck Dragonz996: sorry Start of turn 10 Fornacis used Protect! Fornacis protected itself! The foe's Neptune used Surf! Fornacis protected itself! Rain continues to fall! Fornacis's Speed Boost increases its speed! Fornacis's Speed rose! Ikaru: one. Dragonz996: TWO Start of turn 11 Fornacis used Protect! Fornacis protected itself! The foe's Neptune used Surf! Fornacis protected itself! Rain continues to fall! Fornacis's Speed Boost increases its speed! Fornacis's Speed rose! Dragonz996: THREE Ikaru: ... Ikaru: ....I need to think about this Ikaru: ;~; Dragonz996: 520 Speed Dragonz996: go wild Ikaru: ...518 Ikaru: you sonofa Ikaru: THREE PROTECTS Start of turn 12 Fornacis used Protect! Fornacis protected itself! The foe's Neptune used Surf! Fornacis protected itself! Rain continues to fall! Fornacis's Speed Boost increases its speed! Fornacis's Speed rose! Dragonz996: c: Ikaru: FUCK YEAH Ikaru: DIE Dragonz996: FAGGOTRY Start of turn 13 Fornacis used Hi Jump Kick! The foe's Neptune lost 78% of its health! The foe's Neptune used Surf! It's super effective! Dragonz996: Fornacis lost 302 HP! (100% of its health) Fornacis fainted! The foe's Neptune is hurt by its Life Orb! The foe's Neptune fainted! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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