Ame Rates Every Pokemon's Cuddle-ability

[Amethyst]

until she gets bored or distracted

 

• Bulbasaur- soft determined boy bulb makes ok pillow but kinda smells woodsy 6/10
• Ivysaur- like bulba but cant use bulb as pillow anymore cuz dont wanna hurt bud but it smells better 4/10
• Venusaur- wont fit in bed but probably could sleep on top, awkward to bend around stem, bark would be rough, flower aroma is soothing tho 5/10 but the other 5/10 that wasn't used in bulbasaur's 5/10
• Charmander- a good boy open to cuddles but gotta be careful about tail, 3-7/10 depending on how much you move around
• Charmeleon- charmander but anglier still prone to burning and gets made easily 2/10
• Charizard- can hold in front and is big enough to safely put tail far away to not burn stuff 6/10
• Squirtle- bundle sized but hard shell not too comfy 5/10
• Wartortle- squirtly but not as bundle sized but also fluffy tail and ears so its ok 6/10
• Blastoise- too heavy for most beds, could sleep on top of it somehow but shell is hard probably want pillow and be care of angle 3/10
• Caterpie- friendly snugglebug but so small it cuddles you more than you cuddle it please dont crush it 3/10
• Metapod- pointyboi don't interact but could be held easily i guess 2/10
• Butterfree- emotionally available for cuddles but be careful with the things, maybe some solid motivational face-rubbing at most 3/10
• Weedle- not only its it liable to be crushed but it will also kill you if you touch it wrong 0/10
• Kakuna- metapod but less pointy so that's good but awkward shape to hold so that's bad also did you know the shell heats up a lot ??? i didnt shell trap where 1/10
• Beedrill- regrets waiting to happen, by the way have you ever touched a wasp i mean like a real one because even the non-stinger parts hurt to touch i had wasps in my pants a few times and let me tell you i dont recommend the experience -4/10
• Pidgey- small birb can be cuddle but too small so must be careful 3/10
• Pidgeotto- bigstronk enough to hold now but becareful of claws ok 5/10
• Pidgeot- claws more withdrawn now ready for cuddling 7/10
• Rattata- maybe runs on your shoulder and nuzzles your or something but too small to cuddle properly 2/10
• Raticate- now big and fluffy enough for good cuddling tail's a little weird, but pokedex says no matter what if you touch its whiskers itll bite you so uh maybe dont 3/10
• Spearow- less soft pidgey 2/10
• Fearow- awkward shape to hold, talons, what is its neck doin, get poked by beak, 1/10
• Ekans- slliterboi coils up or wraps itself around things to sleep, excellent snuggle companion if it's not squisho'd, lovs tha heat 8/10
• Arbok- ekans but stronger, in fact too strong couldn't get out from in it if you really needed to buy still a good boi 7/10
• Pikachu- easy carry size, proper cuddling demonstrated in anime time and time again, but lil small, must be careful for static 7/10
• Raichu- pikachu but bigger and softer, should be series mascot instead of piachu 8/10
• Bonus: A-Raichu- even softer boi, no sharp edges, probably smells good too since its made out of pancakes, 9/10
• Sandshrew-firm but easy size, no danger of hurting it, might be dirty from digging tho, balling up is ok too 5/10
• Bonus: A-Sandshrew- cant roll up any more but likes to cling, mayb a lil cold but shell is actually steel not ice so ok 6/10
• Sandslash- evolutionary adaptations make cuddling dangerous, do not attempt, but friendly anyway so 2/10
• Bonus: A-Sandslash- even pointier and bigger points cool to touch tho 1/10 in winter 3/10 in summer
• Nidoran-f- cute but covered in points, even single prick can be fatal says dex, better not risk, 2/10
• Nidorina- now can tuck its barbs away to avoid hurting friends, lady is ready for cuddling 7/10
• Nidoqueen- unclear if barbs still disappear but none on front, could probably give great hugs but also many scales 6/10
• Nidoran-m- less fatal but more pointy than female, 3/10
• Nidorino- no mention of hiding points, also they very hard, many sharp, not as cute as first stage, 1/10
• Nidoking- destructo-hugs, no points on front so more wokrable than pre-evos tho, maybe less armor than nidoqueen? 6/10
• Clefairy- delightful star child literally made for cuddling 9/10
• Clefable- still made for cuddling but careful of wings, they look sturdy tho. has really sensitive hearing so if you fall asleep and snore it'll hate you 8/10
• Vulpix- soft warm bundle of joy depends on love to grow right must be cuddled amply, but careful for tangling the tail 9/10
• Bonus: A-Vulpix- incredibly cute pokemon moving at adorably fast temperatures, cooler to touch but less prone to tangling 9/10
• Ninetales- many soft precious warm tale smart girl understand speech perf can have relaxing heart-to-heart chats mid cuddle nine tails means nine times the cuddle 13/10
• Bonus: A-Ninetales- calm elegant freind not as warm as original form but that's ok because it's really just that pretty so still worth 13.2/10
• Jigglypuff- soft puffball is ideal form for cuddling, maybe the best thing it can be used for tbh, size and roundness is a little awkward to hold, will draw on you if you sleep 7/10 10/10 if you have insomnia
• Wigglytuff- squishy balloon friend puffs up as much as you want pokedex even says feels great to hold in your arms ideal cuddling companion 10/10
• Zubat- small delicate bat friend cant cuddle well but does need warmth, tuck it under your jacket during the day 2/10
• Golbat- you could fall into its mouth its so big 0/10
• Oddish- its two inches tall not really but how you gonna cuddle this thing 3/10
• Gloom- too lost in its own stench to care about cuddling, also smells really bad, dont cuddle this or you will smell bad too and be sticky ew 1/10
• Vileplume- would be ok to cuddle but releases pollen everywhere, horrible allergy attacks and you'll be covered in the stuff yikes bro 3/10
• Paras- dying mushbug probably need some support and love but how to cuddle without hurting it or knocking the mushrooms off idk 2/10
• Parasect- literal zombie, it's already dead, would you cuddle a mushroom animating a corpse? no. 0/10
• Venonat- looks cute but hair is stiff and coated in poison, maybe try once but never again 3/10
• Venomoth- covered in poison that causes paralysis, cute bug but better not 2/10
• Diglett- bro what  ???/10
• Dugtrio- bros what (???/10)x3
• Meowth- literal housecat, curls up into a cute, alola form loves attention, no drawbacks sighted beyond size 7/10
• Persian- very smooth coat, huggable size, temperamental though may not stick around for cuddles long 7/10
• Psyduck- hold it to keep it out of trouble and ease its pain; be disappointed when it causes trouble anyway, 6/10
• Golduck- looks like it could be given a hearty squeeze and be okay with it, careful for claws (?is that what theyare) 7/10
• Mankey- fuzzy boy looks good and gets lonely cuz it chases others off being mad, but it might get mad, idk 5/10
• Primeape- still fluffybut has problems. might sleep-chase you by default cuz angry when sleep. risky 4/10
• Growlithe- wonderful cuddlepup loyal and friendly 9/10 
• Arcanine- wonderful cuddlepup in BIG flavor, very warm fluff sleep against it or on it hug it while riding many versatile options 11/10
• Poliwag- delicate waterbean, cant do much even walk sometimes, probably not good on land for much but cuddling but be careful, 4/10
• Poliwhirl- soft and bulky but skin is always wet/oily, weird, probably not good for you 2/10
• Poliwrath- literally made of muscle, probably still wet too ummm some people might be into that but 2/10
• Abra- excellent sleeper 18 hours a day also hey where did your abra go too bad dude its gone now 3/10
• Kadabra- doesnt seem like cuddle type, also causes headaches when nearby, just like your mom 1/10
• Alakazam- literal supercomputer. would you use a computer for cuddling ??? maybe. 2/10
• Machop- young muscle man needs love and support too but what is its skins texture ???? 5/10
• Machoke- https://pics.me.me/sleeping-with-your-pikachu-cute-sleeping-with-your-machoke-weird-6573970.png machoke just wants to cuddle 7/10
• Machamp- despite me supporting machoke, Ride Pokemon Machamp was incredibly awkward and i hope to never relive that experience, 2/10 unless you just really like muscle or something
• Bellsprout- probably can't hurt it no matter what unless you sit on its face or something but it barely has a body, how to cuddle ?? 2/10
• Weepinbell- how do you hold this pokemon? pokedex says it oozesa protective fluid which is better than the alternative but also weird. at least it's trying? 4/10
• Victreebel- if james' is any indication, 0/10. unless you're into vore.
• Tentacool- 99% water. 1% poison. just go swimming. 1/10
• Tentacruel- I guess you could be wrapped up in its tentacles if you really trusted it or something. trying to stay innocent here. it's like a flexible blanket? 3/10
• Geodude- it's a rock. arm-sized rock, granted, but please do not cuddle rocks. it will not end well for you. 1/10
• Graveler- jagged rock. it's even more inconvenient than geodude. 0/10
• Golem- smooth rock. that's better. this is the direct want to go. unfortunately, it is still a rock. 2/10
• Pontya- young horse friend. we all know the fire stops burning people it likes. but can you cuddle a horse?? seems like fair challenge 5/10
• Rapidash- google says you can cuddle horses. MLP fandom rejoice. but it's probably more like a hug/nuzzle. i'll give it to you though, 6/10
• Slowpoke- probably would not notice you cuddling it until you were done. did it mind? probably not. good pillow. 7/10
• Slowbro- bigger but now there's a giant Turbann in the way, seems point, maybe be careful but could hug it, 4/10
• Magnemite- shocks when touching, also naturally defies gravity, seems like maybe have a hard time keeping it in place for little reward, 2/10
• Magneton- easier to grab and hold to keep from floating off. it apparnetly dries moisture out so you  might get thirsty. have a water bottle on hand to make this a solid 3/10.
• Farfetch'd- small leek bird can be held if the smell of leek doesn't bother you. 5/10 if you like leeks.
• Doduo- doesn't have much going forward, probably good hugs for compensation. doesn't have arms so it can't hug back though. 4/10
• Dodrio- apparently thinks too much and goes comatose, maybe ok to cuddle while comatose if it likes that, could be nice for it to wake up to, otherwise could be scattered, 4/10
• Seel- prefers to be cold rather than warm, cuddles might make it uncomfortable. cute even if one-sided, 6/10
• Dewgong- has evolved into ideal cuddle friend, energetic in cold but doesn't seem to hate heat, also storing heat in itself so its probably very warm, 8/10
• Grimer- hm. no. 0/10
• Muk- "hm, no" but bigger. 0/10
• Shellder- you can hold it but if it falls asleep it leaves its tongue out. it's just tongue and shell. why would you want that? 1/10
• Cloyster- please do not cuddle this unless you like getting stabbed, 0/10
• Gastly- can you even cuddle it? its made of gas. poison gas even. you probably shouldn't cuddle it 0/10
• Haunter- pretty sure this one is tangible. jokester seems like he wouldn't mind a good hug now and then. might dematerialize and let you fall into an awkward position. 4/10
• Gengar- wants companioship but steals heat. should probably stop stealing heat if it wants companionship. good for holding but then where is its mouth gonna be??? weird. 4/10
• Onix- ekans made of geodude, only plus its big enough to just lay on i guess, 3/10
• Drowzee- https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Mei+isnt+fat+or+chubby+you+piece+of+_5a7b3cd6a3b23b7447f437338ff1d80e.png 0/10
• Hypno- will lick your dreams, please stay away 2/10
• Krabby- will pinch and foam all over you, 1/10
• Kingler- too hard and clawy for cuddling, could maybe give it a solid firm handshake if you were wearing a boxing glove though. or just hold the outside. yeah, do that. 2/10
• Voltorb- technically cuddlable but static and explosions are high risk 3/10
• Electrode- like voltorb but harder to get your arms around. at least it has a good smile. 2/10.
• Exeggcute- please do not cuddle a pile of eggs. that is weird. you don't get a score; they're eggs.
• Exeggutor- bark is probably pretty rough, seems sturdy but a head might fall off, not pleasant to wake up to, 4/10
• Bonus: A-Exeggutor- ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
• Cubone- please cuddle cubone, it is very lonely and needs companionship and nurturing, bone is rough but that's a small price to pay for what it needs, 8/10
• Marowak- still cuddlable and more sturdy, but less needy for it, so it's ok if you let it go a little bit. still, make sure it feels supported at all times. 6/10
• Hitmonlee- seems ok. probably flexible enough to accomodate most positions. worst case maybe a little sweaty from training. 7/10. pokemon sweat, right? some of them?
• Hitmonchan- less accomodating shape, boxing gloves likely to get in the way. still a good boy but maybe give him space, 5/10
• Lickitung- cute but the tongue is a HUGE problem. probably doesn't recoil when sleeping or cuddling, and makes things sticky and not good for your skin. tragic 3/10
• Koffing- easy to hold and light, and the gass isn't fatal, but it does reek, cause sickness, and explodes. so maybe like, don't. 2/10
• Weezing- more awkward shape, can't even hold it anymore :C 1/10
• Rhyhorn- rockyboi isn't a good shape to cuddle in any kind of comfort, not his fault but jsut doesnt' work out, 3/10 points for trying
• Rhydon- rockyboi evolves into shape that can probably be hugged. he's going places. 6/10
• Chansey- ideal cuddling shape, maybe a little tough to get your arms around tho, chansey understands and will bee your friend and support your cuddling endeavors anyway, 8/10
• Tangela- surprisingly good, open to cuddles, tangel lives on within it. but if you have long hair or loose jewelry it's risky, gets tangeled in it. 7/10 if you have short hair.
• Kangaskhan- better from a distance, being too close to the Lad will make momma nervous. she's protective though, supports cuddling in theory just not with her, 3/10
• Horsea- pocket seahorse very cute fits snuggly in your arms when held, not great out of water but it doesn't need to be, just cute, strong boy will be ok 7/10
• Seadra- seahorse no longer pocket :c spines will poke you if held in arms and also poison. seadra is cool but evolution is tragedy for cuddle potential, 2/10
• Goldeen- small, awkward out of water, beware of horn. but it would be ok with being cuddled. might even like it. on a good day. baka. 4/10
• Seaking- all of goldnee's problems but with a bigger fish-to-horn ratio. this is an improvement. 5/10
• Staryu- easily holdable, maybe difficult to express appreciation for it, but trust it does ok. not super soft though. probably gets heavy. 76 lbs oof. 4/10
• Starmie- mayybe good to lean on at best. cant even be picked up anymore :C 176 lbs YIKES. but how would you even hold it. idk. 2/10
• Mr.Mime- if you upset it it'll slap you. also, why would you cuddle this. don't trust this pokemon. 1/10
• Scyther- hmmm body seems hard and sharp, probably would be risky, but i think it might appreciate it if it found a way.  at the least give him a pat on the head for a solid day's work, 2/10 for good faith.
• Jynx- probably gets a higher score than anyone wants to admit. so i'll do us a favor and not.
• Electabuzz- static a risk but good sturdy fuzz body, probably great hugability. 7/10
• Magmar- body temperature is 2200 degrees do NOT touch this pokemon 0/10
• Pinsir- even if its body weren't probably some gross exoskeleton texture... the horns.... the mouth....... no...... 1/10
• Tauros- ok. good for a solid nuzzle or two if close and calm. could probably fall asleep on or against it. 6/10
• Magikarp- cold, scaley, flopflopflopflopflop, 1/10
• Gyarados- cant fit in a bed but could be ok to fall asleep on top of, especially if in water. like a portable water bed. but circular. tubular. totally tubular dude. 4/10
• Lapras- loves humans, loves holding them on shell, very soft pokemon, would nuzzle, shell has convenient handles, big enough for comfy room, can hold onto neck, great versatile cuddle design for a water type, 8/10
• Ditto- how well do YOU cuddle?
• Eevee- literally incarnation of cute cuddliness. anyone who disagrees has no heart or is secretly a reptile. 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10
• Vaporeon- one of the best water types to cuddle, great size for portability, pillowing or snuggles. might dissolve into water as a prank but it's too cute to be mad at or take points off for it. strong friend. 11/10
• Jolteon- though no fault of its own, regrettably the worst eevee, both in general and for cuddling, fur is to pointy to cuddle, is prone to shocking... poor thing deserves support and strong cuddle efforts anyway, 7/10
• Flareon- the BEST eevee for cuddling. a lover before a fighter. Incredibly amounts of fluff, very warm fur little joy bundle absolutely deserves to be cuddled every second it wants to, will be your best friend in winter and also all other times, must be appreciated and loved even if it has a bad movepool, reigning cuddle champion, uncontested cuddleability, off the charts the likes of which have never been seen before, civilizations have been raised and broken on the cuddle capability of this pokemon, flareon is to be feared respected and loved at all times 29/10
• Porygon- would you cuddle data? i'd cuddle data. i'd also cuddle flareon. this pokemon is next to flareon so it gets an extra point. but it has angles so it needs it. 6/10
• Omanyte- looks innocuous enough. you probably would not an die from to cuddle it. probably. 5/10
• Omastar- spiky friend might do you a die when to cuddle. also has some weird tentacle thing that you might not be into. or might. i won't judge. 3/10
• Kabuto- no part of this pokemon will be enjoy able to cuddle. 2/10. only gets extra point because it's not kabutops
• Kabutops- no part of this pokemon will be enjoyable to cuddle, and also it will probably cut you on most of them. 1/10.
• Aerodactly- isnt its stoone skin rough?? i think it's rough. durable though. and big. sometimes. you could probably ride it but that's it, also has some points, claws, etc, 2/10 tops, -1 for poiny mega abrhaam l,incoln stones
• Snorlax- sleep on its tummy, ez game ez life, but be prepared to run if it rolls over, 7/10
• Articuno- one of the MOSt cuddlable legendaries, big wings of cool protection are massive gains, fluffy chest iss trong asset, she is beauty in grace, and does a gentle balled up snzzzz use her tail as a blanket 8/10
• Zapdos- electric types are determined to be made of pain zapdos is no exception, be careful 3/10
• Moltres- would be very good if flames didn't hurt human skin, so must be very careful, might secretly want cuddles so we give it an extra point, 5/10
• Dratini- sheds a lot so that's no good but when not shedding very soft, super adorable dragon noodle, please keep it close to you at ALL times. 8/10
• Dragonair- extremely cuddlable, not as sheddy as dratini, with the extra flexibility and body to maximize cuddling surface area, exemplar among dragon types 10/10
• Dragonite- soft round friend still maintans strong cuddling roots but wings sometimes get in the way. still gives fantastic hugs. 7.5/10
• Mewtwo- physically cuddle-capable, angsty boy might need it but would never admit to it we'll say 0/10 for his ego but we know the truth.
• Mew- mewtwo wishes he could cuddle like this pokemon, light pixie cat won't stick around long enough to cuddle but it's quality over quantity babes 8/10

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• Chikorita-  little cuddle bean, vastly underrated pokemon maybe not a strong fighter but it is a STRONG partner! 8/100
• Bayleef- MEDIUM cuddle bean, vastly underrated pokemon maybe not a stronf fighter but still mows you over with affection did you see ash's bayleef that boi cosplayyin' a bowling pin 7/10 losing point only cuz its smell makes people P E P P Y which menas you probably dont wanna cuddle you probably wanna run around and make some duumbtrick boi cosplay a bowling pin
• Meganium- fianlly meganium is the BEST at somet hing she is very cuddle big soft good smelling and the scent makes you refresh and calm emotions it is LITERALLY built for the purpose of cuddling fuck the haters meganium rule supreme pizz;a
• Cyndaquil- ok so youre an arm sized mouse that also firey when spook so like 7/10 for the handy sized mouse thing but -2 because like if a pot lid drops or something like i accidentally just did splashing vinegar everywhere oops then it'll be spook and it'll be third degree burna ndyore gonna need to put that vingear to work so 4/10 for how much vinegar on open wound stings
• Quilava- more inctrol cynda seems like it'd be a good shoulder buddy like a ferrit or a peacock that never leaves your shoulder but instead of spreading feathers it srreads fire or maybe both if you have a weird quilava 7/10
• Typhlosion- he's an angry boy with angry fire, but when he's not angry he looks like he's at an ideal huggingable height, but he seems like the kinda guy who'd be like mommmm not in public so 5/10
• Totodile- https://rewatchingpokemonblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/27-e1510669141408.jpg?w=640 he do a bite 2/10
• Croconaw- HE DO A BITE but more control these time and has a better surface-area-to-spike ration so better to hug ifyou're careful so be careful 4/10
• Feraligator- mostly deosnt seem given to cuddling but his name always reminds of me of fergalicous and fergie look like the kinda bitch who'd give a mean cuddle so 5/10 (*editors note i have no idea what fergie actually looks like nor do i know anything about her outside of the term 'fergalicious' )
• Sentret- STRONG BOY ! is made of SOFT ! TAIL. the etail is a scarf. or pillow if you were suddenly horizontal. the sentret is like an airplane pillow. it flies if you throw it. 7/10 and lands with a -poosh-
• Furret-  stoatly is a fun word to say. but it's not a stoat it's a ferret. but stoat's a fun word to say. and ferets are a tedium anyway, i had a feret once as a kid or technically two ferets so i guess i had a ferret twice at once as a kid but the problem is they always run around and steal stuff so like great for cuddling but hold your keys close and don't drift off, 6/10 also one of my ferret's names was cassadnra @andracass are you my ferret but she's probably dead now how long do you think ferrets live let's find out 6-10 years according to googl enad that was in 2003 so even if she was a young ferret which i she probably was not she would already be dead by now but idrk cuz it wasn't actually my ferret and i gott kickedo ut f that house anyway @andracassare you dead by now anyway 5/10 -1 point for being dead by now but actually i only just looked at the pokedex entries and apparently mom curls around young for sleep so really cuddle is survival mechanism that's a solid 8/10 from me bro but watch your keys it's liek a furryy klefki
• Hoothoot- cuddle package of owl , but when held in the arms the dangling foot is a little awkward, or feet i guess technically it has two but only uses one at any given time much like some politicans 7/10
• Noctowl- big and floofy and 10/10 because ama will be very cross with me if i say anything bada bout a bird pokemon again
• Ledyba- little useless bug is cute and bite sized and needs to be a warm if you see a non-warm ledyba please do it an cuddle immediately 7/10it just cant offer much in return much like some politicians 
• Ledian- little useless bug grew up and is now not-quite-big-but-not-as-little useless bug and it's not as cool so it doesnt need cuddles but like it can give them to you just you know if you want, it's not like it matters to it or anything but if you happent o want cuddles and its around or something you know maybe hit it up also it leaves a dust on you that gives you good luck so like this is the lucky ledian of cuddles if you touch this pokemon good things will happen to you but only if you post "love me lucky ledian of cuddles" in this topic 9/10
• Spinarak-  would oyu cuddle a spider? i would not cuddle a spider. in fact i would do a lot of things to not have to cuddle a spider. did you know that the average human cuddles 8 spiders each year in their lifetime? me neither. 1/8
• Ariados- the spider is bigger but you still dont want to cuddle it. its horn is also bigger, you don't want to cuddle that either, but if you had to cuddle the spider, you might cuddle the horn to avoid having to cuddle the spider for longer. 2/10
• Crobat- homie loved you so much he traded out his legs for wings so he can fly while he fly but that mean he can never do a sit so you gotta hold him tight so he don't gotta sit but it's cool cuz he's your brobat no cromo 8/10 evolve to cuddle you
• Chinchou- he seem soft and a little out of it, you could probabyl carry him around out of water so he dont have to flop, maybe makes a good pillow depending on sensitivty, i think he 7/10
• Lanturn- even bigger softer and squishierwhich seems like a net gain but he's too big to carry around now it'd be awkward so maybe scoot on a bed wotih him or something and it'll be good idk, 6/10 but 9/10 if you need a nightlight
• Pichu- young one is still learning but NEEDS love and support and also has a lot of patient karma wrapped up from how mean everyone in the smash community is to it so please cuddle and it jsut bear with the shocks thanks 7/10
• Cleffa- miniclefairy, great for kids but ultimately not as good as clefairy for anything else unless you are a kid, 6/10
• Igglybuff- TOO round but VERY soft marshmallow body and also i've never wanted to sleep on marshamllows more why dont they make mattresses out of marshmallows or igglybuffs? 7/10
• Togepi- literally fed by kindness and joy , if you don't cuddle or at least hold your togepi compassionately it WILL starve and die 9/10 for its own sake pay no attention to the egg shells
• Togetic- already evolved to love you and go from needing to be cuddled to just being really great to cuddle because it LOVES you so much , soft body and durable wings and will float in mid air anyway so you can never drop it even if you're heartless but it prefers kindheartedness anyway and what kind of cuddles aren't kindhearted 10/10
• Natu- would rather hop on you than cuddle also has a killer stare too small to do much with 3/10 imo 
• Xatu- it sees the past and future but not the present so it knows wheren you're going to  cuddle it but not when you are cuddling it which makes for a rather one-sided show but at least it's bigger, 4/10
• Mareep- YOURE A SHEEP. but it also do a shocky when touched so as fluffy as it iscannot be practically cuddled im sorry mareep 3/10
• Flaaffy- what mareep should have been but started balding trying ot get there, it can contain its shocks now and its tail lights p if too charged so you at least have a warning, it's working on it keep it up sweety 7/10
• Ampharos- he lose fluff but he big and soft and no more accidental shocky, trust him and he will protect you, 8/10 BUT 10/10 when the fluff comes back in mega
• Bellossom- gloom that statted into cuddling instead of battles, elegant friend will show you how cuddling is really done, if only it were bigger 7/10
• Marill- portable life vest edition just hold onto it and itll all be ok, also works out of water, 7/10
• Azumarill- can make air baloons so if it's balloonishness isn't good enough for you it got you covered, just wants you to be happy, has the girth to make it happen, frenly bunny rabbit /10
• Sudowoodo- insert treehugger pun here, would be great at cuddling as long as you gently carress it and tell it its a good tree, 4/10
• Politoed- he is secretly judgng you. look at his face. LOOK AT IT. https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/a/a4/186Politoed.png/250px-186Politoed.png but he could be ucddled if you're fine with that and probably secretly wants to be 6/10
• Hoppip- ltierally only good for cuddling, will blow away if you don't cuddle it so please hold it tight, but might blow away anyway so if you wake up and your hoppip is gone dont say i didnt warn you, 6/10
• Skiploom- hoppip but less likely to blow away, also will measure your body temperature with disturbing dilligence, great for if you think you have a fever, 7/10
• Jumpluff- the main body looks a little less soft but its developed cotton tufts to help, those are probably very soft but you'll wak eu p in a puddle of spores so maybe 6/10
• Aipom- mediocre cuddles but GREAT high-5's, 5/10
• Sunkern- only for children who can't be trusted with anything else, 3/10
• Sunflora- loves the sun more than you, all or nothing depending on light, you have about a one hour window at sunrise/suunset at which poin thtis pokemon is a clean 7/10 but at all other times its a 2
• Yanma- wings go crunch, could maybe land on your head or something but that's not really cuddling, 2/10
• Wooper- SEEMS like a wonderful cuddle buddy, great body for it, super smooth and strong, football head prevents it from slipping through your ARMS but its covered in poison so like sucks bro why you gotta be like that 4/10 poison occasionally worth it
• Quagsire- very happy friend that does not give a shit about anything whatsoever. you can literally do anything to this pokemon and it will not mind, cuddle it however you like, you never have to worry about its comfort. no poison but it's still kinda cool/wet so if that doesn't bother you it's 10/10 otherwise maybe like a good 7
• Espeon- l-listen espeon did nothing wrong,, i like the pokemon, a lot even, i just. have some issues with it, ......... stilla  cute eevee so 10/10 for anyone who's not me
• Umbreon- glows at night so it might keep you up, sweat is poison so be careful if it's really warm, but it's really really cute and sturdy so don't let these things get in the way, 12/10 be brave
• Murkrow- NOT a cuddler, will flap away from you and then go nest in your hair and peck at your head 2/10 its still cute
• Slowking- turbann not as inconvenient as slow brow, nore as pointy, but he still hasnb't gotten pants. if that's ok with you.......... 7/10
• Misdreavus- adorable bite-sized ghosty, great for cuddling as long as you DO NOT FALL ASLEEP with thi spokemon you WILL regret it at least three times, 8/10
• Unown- its mostly eye so you'd probably hurt it. also its a letter. better go cuddle a dictionary instead. eat alphabet soup to make it scream. 1/10. might grant all your wishes but is it REALLY the unown you're cuddling then
• Wobbuffett- the uncooked tofu among meats of cuddling, it's there , you can use it, but there's nothing nothing interesting about it. maybe have to add spices in the forum extracuddular environmental obstacles. 4/10
• Girafarig- responsible fellow, good for hugs from the front. not worth cuddling becauset he back will find a way to bite you, 4/10
• Pineco-   stop cuddling this shit (looking at you brock) 1/10
• Forretress-   you may now cuddle the pokemon, just gotta dodge a few knobs, but still not soft, 3/10
• Dunsparce- a surprisingly good pillow, but not much use for anything else, much like some politicians. 4/10
• Gligar- loves hugs, unfortunately loves them on your face, also poisonous, really awkward and needs to learn manners beore can be considered, much like some politicians. 2/10
• Steelix- you can now lay on its head and it wont hurt you as much, has some nifty handlebars too, looking good, not a soft space by any m eans but might be good during summer whne blankets are made of fire , 3/10
• Snubbull- w-who said you could c-c-c-cuddle me, b-baka!! it's not like i w-want your affection or anything...!!!! 6/10
• Granbull- DONT judge this pokemon by its looks , she is STRONG and sENSITIVE and she will ABSOLUTELY cuddle you aLL day long and be GREAT at it GRANBULL DESERVES LOVE 9/10 face is still pointy
• Qwilfish-   non-massochists dont interact   -0/10
• Scizor- unlike scyther it's not as pointy or fragile, steel isn't cozy but it smooth and strong. you can do whatever to this pokemon and its cool with it.  but if you cuddle too much itll brag to all its friends about it and that's weird bro. 4/10
• Shuckle- rnot very comfortable because it probably thinks hididng in its shell is the same as cuddling, much like some hikkikomori 3/10
• Heracross- you dont cuddle heracross heracross cuddles YOU 8/10 some crazy good hugs
• Sneasel- pfft........ sneasle doesn't need cuddless.............. nothing personnel, kid........................................ (might snuggle if you tell no one) 3/10
• Teddiursa- totally happy to cuddle but will try to get sweets out of it, if youre ok giving them to it then he an 8/10
• Ursaring- very protective, big fluffy body, hard to go wrong, but he snores, LOUD, 8/10
• Slugma- https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1523134289945.gif 0/10
• Magcargo- has developed some spots where you could maybe touch it witghout burnign your entire slefoff, but idk for sure, you try first 0.1/10
• Swinub- covered in fur, so probably, ok, but do you know what s in side that fur ??????????? do you know where its been ???????????????????? no. you dont. 4/10
• Piloswine- again, probably fine, but looks like a pile of dirt, it's fluff and warm, and a good size now, but i always get the feeling that if this pokemon fell over it wouldn't be able to get back up. would you? 6/10, bonus point for basically having pillow in the name
• Corsola- great friends, they're a little rough to hold or lay with because of how pointy they're heads are, but it wont leave lasting damage, and its heart is in the right place, so let's give it a 7/10 for the corsola's , ok? is that okay everyone?
• Remoraid- seems respectable at first but offers little inr eturn and will cling to you like a mantine, much like some hikkikomori/ 2/10
• Octillery- surprisingly great, it's flexible, big, only drools ink on you occasionally, bt it likes hanging out in tight, constructed areas, a person with a tight sleep grip will make this pokemon happy, 7/10
• Delibird- mixed bag-- no pun intended. it wont let go of its food so you gotta work around that, but if you dont mind eating in bed you'll always have a snack! 5/10
• Mantine- use it as a blanket, nothign will go wrong, trust me i'm an expert, 6/10
• Skarmory- its like sleeping with a bird made of swords. very risky. but also very badass. 7/10 but only for the very brave
• Houndour- 's a puppy. ok? you know what you do with puppies? you cuddle them. ok? we clear? we good? 7/10
• Houndoom- it's. a. puppy. okay? you know what you do with puppies. you cuddle them. okay? we clear? we good? 8/10 because you even felt the need to ask.
• Kingdra- makes up for lost cuddle time as a seadra by becoming smooth friend again, now available for full body cuddling, much like some hikkikomori. 8/10
• Phanpy- smooth, pure boy, he is great for cuddle, so sturdy you can't hurt him, 7/10 happy innocent and will always be that w--
• Donphan- no longer smooth, pure or boy. no longer great for cuddle. he bumps all over. you can't hurt him and his hurns might hurt you. 2/10
• Porygon2- angles are a social construct. the ideal porygon-cuddling form, it is impossible to hurt yourself on this pokemon unless you really try. and even then, who knows. go ahead. find out for yourself. i dare you. 7/10 still awkward shape
• Stantler-  will hypnotize you into cuddling it. and never leaving. that's not kosher, brosher. 2/10
• Smeargle- great for cuddles when it's exhausted its artistic inspriation, but will probably still get paint on you. 4/10 but 7/10 if you really just don't give a shit
• Tyrogue- too busy to training to cuddle until he's too exhausted. bumpy boi. idk just wait. 3/10
• Hitmontop- listen, one of y'alls gonna have to be upside down. and it's gonna be weird. 2/10.
• Smoochum- no coddlles until it learns boundaries and consent  3/10
• Elekid- decent cuddlebean shape but becareful around it because touching the wrong part will shock you. man,e lectric types just aren't good at this, huh. 5/10
• Magby- body temp is already 1100 degrees. nope nope nope not unless you want to literally melt. 0/10
• Miltank- will cuddel you and kick the ass of anybody who judges you for cuddling it. strong and beefy-- uh... non-literally, this time... i hope. she will look out for you always. 9/10
• Blissey- miltank, but softer. and eggs instead of milk. either way vegans are displeased. 10/10
• Raikou- finally, an electric type that can control when it shocks. cats are good, maybe doesnt stay in one place for long, 7/10
• Entei- it IS papa. fluffy cloud dog will steal anyone you want to be happy. fall asleep on it sback or against it. you know what we do with puppies. papaies. it probably has a strong smell though, and the wings look sharp. 8/10
• Suicune- pure soft friend, always feel a cool breeze when cuddling it, there are no unfriendly parts of this pokemon, fall asleep with it and you will wake up feeling better than eve rbefore, 10/10
• Larvitar- what if a bean were actually a rock ??? 3/10
• Pupitar- what are you going to do with this. it's hard in the front, pointed in the back, much like some politicians and hikkikomori 1/10
• Tyranitar - not the cuddling  type, but it will definitely hug you whenever you cry and then ask who did it and go beat them up.4/10
• Lugia- really just wants the shit to stop. cuddle him, he;sg ood and soft and needs compaionship that won't kill each other, 8/10
• Ho-oh- extremely soft but plays hard to get. you aren't allowed to touch it. but then you might wake up with it on top of you. mixed messages much honey? 4/10
• Celebi- a great wonderful happy snugglebugfriend. rub cheeks and hold it hug it use it as a pillow whatever it's good for it, great pals, also the second you blink you'll be 20 years in the past but who cares about that, just keep cuddling!!!! 10/10 but the 10/10 from like ten bullet points ago

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• Treecko- young man, you're a stick made of green, i said young man, you are way too damn lean, but your tail's puffy, which is bonus points , probably cant hurt rest of it it looks felxible. like beef jerky but a plant. 6//10
• Grovyle- bigger but no more fluff, also some leafs in the way but they dont seem like they'd be stiff or hurt so we're gonna say 6/10 here again it's a STRONG sidegrade like this is some A+++ lateral movement going on here
• Sceptile- and downgrade, leaves are now spikes back is orb tail is GIANT FERN and we all know ferns always get in the way, could maybe give it a reassuring hug from the front, mega evolve to give it a hug from the back because it turned around wow what an amazing megaevvo 3/10
• Torchic- warm chickenf riend literally MADE for hugs check its dex yeah told you so it's a good though , but cant be better than chikorita, so 7.9/10
• Combusken- warm chicken is now 20-30% SHARP it's awkward you probably shouldn't try cuddling with this too much anymore 4/10
• Blaziken- sharp ratio reduced again which is good, he'd probably have to try to hurt you with his remaining hand claw things, so an acceptable cuddler but after a few minutes begins cuddling VERY FASTUO and the friction ends up burning you, that' sthe real reason its a fire typ e  5/10
• Mudkip- SUPER cute mudkips, i confess to lieking them but adorable friend has you an axolot of love really good pokemon eveyrbody mudkips some just neede a little help, 7.999999/10
• Marshtomp- stopped being mudkip and started being ground type 1/10  .............................ok fine it's still a round body but probably wet all the time idk 4/10 at BEST but we dont talk about marshtomp in this family
• Swampert- it's kinda like machop if machop were a water type cuz you COULD cuddle it but why would you really want to and also what is its skin even , big muscle man, idk , 3/10
• Poochyena- small ADORABle fierosome PUPPER do a CODDLE bork bork guard you with him LIFE very good dog pet it lots 8/10
• Mightyena- dog got bigger and you know what means, SO DID ITS HEART, you jus thave more friendly doggo to cuddle now 10/10
• Zigzagoon- pokemon is mostly fur you think its good but then it gets bored and wanders off to go pickup stuff, comes back with half of the antique roadshow and hten you're cuddling a dressing cabinet, 5/10
• Linoone- hair is now smooth, better to feel, bigger body, better cuddler he go fast then gotta rest, rest iwth him 8/1-
• Wurmple- weedle syndrome, i cant remember what i gave weedle but let's hope it was a 2/10
• Silcoon- i think the spikes are just more silk, probs softest cocooon, but do you reallt wwanna sit there and cuddle a cocoon??? idk maybe. 6/10 if you do.
• Beautifly- cute, ok nuzzles, cant really anything else tho, also its apparently really aggressive, imagine getting smacked up by a butterfly like oof, 3/10
• Cascoon- also silk, but also sensitive to being hurt, i think it needs love, just be careful, 6.5/10
• Dustox- entirely dependent on how in control of its poison dust it is, but i wanna give it achance, moths need more love, and it seems like a sturdy friend for its sort, ambitious 6/10
• Lotad- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i think you damage the lillypad unless you just let it sit on you which isnt really cuddling so gonna 2/10 it
• Lombre- now has a body you could conceivably hug, but covered by slime dex outright said feels bad to touch, might really be a downgrade, 1/10
• Ludicolo- now BIG fuzzy friend would LOVE to cuddle with BIG smile, on one hand he looks fluffy but on the other hand he looks pineapple, you wanna cuddle fluffy but not wanna cuddle pineapple so what do we do, let's say 7/10 and assume it's just a really really soft pineapple
• Seedot- you'd have to be nuts to cuddel this pokemon, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy no really it's like hard and made of wood, idk. 2/10
• Nuzleaf- more flexible wood big enough to hug and hold, no danger sighted though that leaf might slap up in yo face, also not many assets idk 5/10 its nipples are weird
• Shiftry- ah now here we are, its still wood, and it has long pointy nose, not really arms BUT fuzzy head and wind pokemon, i think cuddling this would be like being cuddle by your grandpa, his body doesn't move or handle well but you know he doin' his best to look out for you and you feel that, 7/10
• Tailow- stout friend, looks sturdy enough to do a strong nuzzle, but that's it, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8/10 put the gun down ama
• Swellow- taillow but bigger, give it a nice hug and pat as it slowly burns itself to death for the sake of killing all your enemies, poor bird is constantly on fire. you will be too, 6/10
• Wingull- it is beak and wing ahd doesnt even havea body to nuzzle, also it will make it rain in your face that's so rude, 3/10
• Pelipper-  hugging an entire mouth is weird but like..... you COULd. thing has some bulk you could probably hold it safely with no issues, ....b utit's mostly mouth so ????????????? 5/10
• Ralts- young sweet child must be cuddled, it only chooses warm and positive people anyway, and it BECOMES warm when you're in a good mood, how cool is that ????????? very cool. except not. it's very warm. 8/10
• Kirlia- literally fed on your good emotions, what part of that wouldn't include cuddling, idk, but 9/10 if it keeps ralts's's's's become warm thing otherwise still just 8/10
• Gardevoir- beautiful companion, will protect you and returns your feelings so if you wanna coddle so does it, but really warmest dearest friend you could ask for, 16/10 , would be higher but that spike in its chest is often in the way, unless you believe the doujins that say its its emotional cortext and won't hurt, in fact quite the opposite but really let's not go there, ALSO i better not hear ANY backtalking to male gardevoir, male gardevoir are JUST AS GOOD as their female companions and they need love and respect too, OK? #EqualityForGardevoir in fact 19/10 just to get a point across.
• Surskit- i bet this curls its legs up and balls upt o you really nicely actually, seems cute, we'll give it a 7 in good faith, but not out 10. or out of anything. just a 7.
• Masquerain- wings are a risk for it, maybe really solid face nuzzles at best, but idk how anyone would think it's intimidating like cmon so it's a 4/10 but a 4/10 with two REALLy enthusiastic thumbs up
• Shroomish- ideal shape for cuddling or at least holding but spores from top could be risk depending on how control it is , also it always looks like it is DEEPLY upset which can be unnerving for some trainers, 6/10
• Breloom- i think he fine. soft boy. no longer anGRRRy. sharp toes might hurt, and the tail is solid so dont let it thwack you. would give great hugs if only he arms could reach. t-rex-lookin'-ass mushroom. 7/10
• Slakoth- not going anywhere fast, so you can do whatever and he's fine, the claws will hurt tho so you be careful, ok? 5/10
• Vigoroth- the line at its fluffiest but it will NEVER cuddle you because it hates not moving for a even a second, really pity, 1/10
• Slaking- honestly a top tier big spoon in terms of body, but its probably dirty and who wants to cuddle a slaking anyway. not me. yikes. 4/10
• Nincada- body looks hard, so you probably cant hurt it, but why would you wanna cuddle hardbug , idk, if you're really fanatic and determined maybe a 3/10
• Ninjask- mostly wings and sharpness, fleshies don't interact 2/10
• Shedinja- dont touch it you'll break it . also if you see its back it will literally suck you into the void so like no -8/10
• Whismur- you seen this thing's face? it's fucking terrified. PLEASE cuddle RIGHT NOW whismur it NEEDS it 8/10
• Loudred- whismur has stopped needing it. also, get ear plugs. 3/10
• Exploud- it might shut up but then it just whistles from the tubes all the time ? what ? and how you gonna cuddle those toobs. you aren't. no, don't kid yourself. you aren't. 3/10
• Makuhita- heavy sleeper, literally flesh slack. kinda heavy tho. probs a great pillow or something. 6/10
• Hariyama- you know what hariyama means? you know why this pokemon is named that ?? its called PINCUSHION. its name is literally CUSHION. great to cuddle. big hands do you a comfy hold. nobody will judge you, except a few, including me. 8/10
• Azurill- marill but smaller, more ball per pokemon, cuddling a ball is weird, but they're cute so they get around,  ... get it ??? get it ? mom i said-- i said, get a ROUND cuz-- cuz it's a .,, you get it, it's a ball and i said-- 6/10
• Nosepass- cuddlign rocks still hurts, also it's magnetic so parts of your outfit might stick to it if you're like me and just pass out in all your jewelry or whatever , 1/10
• Skitty- will get itself dizzy and then fall over, catch it, hug it, love it. skitty honestly cant do very much but that means it never has to not cudle you right ? pity so small tho 6/10
• Delcatty- hey look it stopped being small and got even cuter !! peaceful sleeper girl, super soft fur, it's perfect now, 10/10
• Sableye- i think ...... its ok, right ?? it looks mostly soft, even the sharp parts probably wouldnt hurt you if it wasn't trying... right ?? i wonder about the gems in the back though. maybe those are awkward. um... i'm gonna give it a 7/10 and hope for the best
• Mawile- super cute! its body is probably really soft. the horn can just be there, it's ok. would be hard but it can safely keep it out of the way. no harm will come to you. trust it. trust it or else 8/10
• BONUS: Mega Mawile-- same as before but score jumps up to 12/10 if your name is Hunter. ^~^
• Aron- how a boi manage to be so soft yet so hard at same time ?? he round but steel body. you can probably hold him ok right now, best chance you'll get 4/10
• Lairon- made of spikes and hardness 2/10
• Aggron- still hard but there's room to hug it again. you can if you want. but it doesnt need it or anything. baka. 3/10
• Meditite- probably no problems here, the head shape a little awkward and does it bother anyone else that it's basically wearing a diaper? i tbothers me. we take off a point fo rthat so 5/10
• Medicham- barely anything but legs to cuddle 2/10
• Electric- cute puppy wanna do a cuddle but... headshape so strange, hard to properly, also mind the static, 4/10
• Manectric- the above but spikier. would probably just volt turn out anyway. make sure to give him a solid pet now and then tho, he's still a good boy. 2/10
• BONUS: Mega Manectric- LITERALLY nothing but trapezods and spikes, the fuck ??? ???????/10
• Plusle- super great emotional support pokemon !! i think it can control its electricity ?? solid holding. uh maybe dont nuzzle it tho xp 7/10 if you're having a good day
• Minun- see above but it's better for when you're having a bad day. i think that's how the pokedex entries are telling me it works. idk what else to write as a difference so we'll go with it. 7/10
• Volbeat- bulky bug falls in with lanturn as ideal cuddlers for those who need nightlights. i dont think you can hurt it anyway. safe pick 8/10 if scared of the dark
• Illumise- like the above but instead of nightlight it just smells really good. personally i think that's more markettable so that's an 8/10 with no condition
• Roselia-  risky. spikes, thorns, and poison. might crunch the flowers too. i think you're better just giving this pokemon a strong appreciative nod from a short distance. 3/10
• Gulpin- it is literally just a stomach. please do not cuddle a stomach. smells bad. 2/10
• Swalot- C O N S U M E  C U D D L E  ................................................ 3/10
• Carvanha- surprsingly scared friend. give him a cuddle to reassure him. mind the fins. also the skins. uh.. speed boost where. 5/10 because he needs it
• Sharpedo- SPEED BOOST WHERE. or strong jaw i guess. uh... just be careful. its still made of teeth and sharpness. no longer needs it. 3/10
• Wailmer- squishy and round but TOO round so big it probably rolls out from under you also its face is stupid dont @ me 4/10
• Wailord- at what point does cuddling become cosplaying a barnacle? or worse, the skitty of legends? 2/10 for the very brave only
• Numel- 2200 degree friend. these fire types gotta chill. LITERALLY. AHAHAHAH0/10
• Camerupt- like 9x hotter than numel, i said chill, not get even MORE dangerous, ugh, it's as dumb as it looks, -0/10
• Torkoal- smoke bath waiting to happen 1/10
• Spoink- cuddling is CANCELLED this pokemon must to bounce at aLL time you cant stop to cuddle it will LITERALLY DIE 0/10
• Grumpig-  you may now cuddle the pokemon. big squish is good and psychokinetic powers are good, could probably turn off the lights or grab a blanket or drink from across the room with neithe rof you having to move, 9/10
• Spinda- probably needs some support or to lay down before it falls the fuck over again, pretty soft so its good for it, maybe thats its survival mechanism 7/10
• Trapinch- has trouble getting up if it lays down, mostly mouth, probably has residual sound. just. just wait. 3/10
• Vibrava- looks sturdy and reasonably cute but pokedex says trainers who are with it need earplugs. that's a yikes from me. 4/10 for that. 
• Flygon- now its wings sound like SINGING ???? did y'all know that ?? i didnt know that. that's cool af. anyway he a soft boy now, big boi too, he cant hurt you anymore, do him a nice cuddle, or just sleep on top of him or something, 9/10
• Cacnea- dont be stupid bro 1/10
• Cactune- DONT BE STUPID BRO 1/10 (<- BUT CAPITALIZED)
• Swablu- clean, soft, singing and sweetly. probably wants to be on your hat which imo is a negative but we're gonna overlook it because it doesnt know better. only problem is size. 6/10
• Altaria- problem fixed. super additional fluff too. probably feels fantastic, loves to hold people and sing them to sleep, what a fantastic bird, petition to rename altaria species type to the Cuddle Pokemon. 13/10
• Zangoose- big and fluffy and pissed off teenager but secretly LOVES to cuddle, mind the claws but it'll be careful too i think. 8/10
• Seviper- its like arbok but pointier.  and poisoner. really risky. idk. 4/10
• Lunatone- hug the moon. you won't enjoy it. but hug it anyway. might help you sleep. 3/10
• Solrock- do not hug the sun. but you ever see this and think you could spin it around like a ship's wheel ?? i think it'd be funny. wheeeee/10.
• Barboach- "slimey" "gooey" "hardened mud" nope nope nope. no thanks. good luck even holding it in your hand 1/10 
• Whiscash- he's big and cuddlable now. but fish outta water is weird. you think its still slimy? i think its still slimy. got that hydration, you know ? im gonna say 3/10 to be safe.
• Corphish- it never wants to let go of shit so its a good hugger but its arms too small for he got damn hug, strong spirit tho 5/10
• Crawdaunt- better able to hug but also better able to hurt you... is it really worth it......... is this what you want...... 3/10
• Baltoy- you can probably hold it but im not sure it can hold you. it's probably not much different than cuddling a wood doll but it appreciates it more. also you know who cuddles wood dolls? no one. 3/10
• Claydoll- great now its so big you cant even hold it if you tried. 1/10. it floats so probably don't try unless you're really good at not listening to gravity.
• Lileep- in my opinion ..... lileep did nothing wrong.... and should be hugged. it might not let you go... but it should be hugged anyway. 5/10
• Cradily- in my opinion... cradily did a few things wrong... but it should be hugged anyway. its bigger improved trunk lets you actually hold and lean on it. i think it wants to be there for you. just look him smiley face. isn't it reassuring? be reassured. 7/10
• Anorith- you know the red things on its head are not its eyes?  yeah it's fucking weird bro . it's made of hard and point and claw. and it loosk like a face hugger. please do not cuddle this i will worry for you. 1/10
• Armaldo- THE RED EYES ON ITS HEAD STILL ARENT ITS EYES, STOP. STOP. stop.......... him hugable now but ... it's weird.... idk.... 4/10
• Feebas- i dont wanna be mean to feebas but feebas makes it really hard so im just gonna give it a 2/10 and move on
• Milotic- y'all really wanted me on this one huh. thats ok. milotic is a gorgeous soul. its literally called the tender pokemon. it's that sweet. and it takes your emotions and pushes them somewhere calmer. that's sweet too. long body means flexible for all your needs. why wouldn't you cuddle this pokemon? because you have no heart ? that's right, cuddle this pokemon. 10/10
• Castform- ideal body for hugging against your chest. maybe not much else. might suddenly transform if you're hodling it when the weather changes. uhhh 4/10
• Kecleon- him ok. lil weird, lil ziggyspikey, but i think it can curl up and be cute sometimes. the only thing is if it's like sleeping in your bed you might not see its camo and roll over on top of it and that would hurt. 5.5/10 dont wanna hurt it
• Shuppet- im not 100% sure if this pokemon is tangible but if it is, please give it a good nuzzle. not much to hug or anything but it also eats your bad feelings away !! he's a good support. 6/10 for emotional control. maybe better for that than battling.
• Banette- bannette MUST be cuddled at all times, it was literally originally made for is an abandoned doll, it is SAD because it was not cuddled enough and you need to FIX THE PROBLEM by cuddling it more forever. literally... why wouldn't you cuddle this pokemon. 9/10
• BONUS: Mega Banette-- listen..... i know the pokedex says it cant help but let cursed energy flow out of it when its mega....... but the original form says if you treat it well itll chill the fuck out.... and mega banette is even cuter... bigger. floofier. i think it's really an improvement. you can deal with the curses. cuddle it. or else 10/10
• Duskull- its a good size for cuddling and it can just stop being tangible if its uncomfortable. i dont think you get toooo much from it but you dont risk anything either. 5/10
• Dusclops- steals spirits and sucks things into its blackhole body. i don't think you get too much from it, and you probably risk everything too. 0/10
• Tropius- listen tropius isnt good for much but its the best on-the-go snuggle buddy you're gonna get. wanna cuddle? just lay on and hug its neck. need to get somewhere? it FLIES. hungry? just grab some banana! eat your cuddle friend! delicious ! 8/10
• Chimecho- we know from anime chimecho also has emotions soothing. there u go. if it were bigger it would be perfect. its kind of just an orb with a tail. but aren't we all, really, somewhere, deep down inside, also all just orbs with tails ? i think so. 7/10
• Absol- such a cute pokemon! like a little dog friend. the spiky thing on his head might get in the way and i hope him tail not too sharp, but you can bet -I- for one will be cuddling this pokemon all day. i think it needs it, too, cuz everyone misunderstands it. it really benefits from a trainer who can give it the proper affection and it returns it by keeping you safe. what a lovely pokemon !!!! 9/10
• Wynaut- LOOKIT SO HAPPY. ALWAY SMILE. NEVER NOT SMILE. pokedex says this pokemon LOVES to be squeezed and goes out of its way to get itself squeezed and its healthy for it!!! sQUEEZE THIS POKEMON 8/10
• Snorunt- its kinda cute but it kinda lacks amicable surfaces, like how do you pick up a cone..... idk. you could pet it but that's about it. maybe it rolls against you. tough life for a snorunt. 3/10
• Glalie- stopped being cute started being MAD. pokedex says its body is a rock that isnt very hard but arent all rocks hardy? idk sounds fake. cold and sphereical and point and just altogether not very convenient. 1/10
• Spheal- round and soft and altogether very convenient! its covered with fur so very soft. actually how do you cuddle this? wouldnt it just roll away? oh, come back... 5/10 
• Sealeo- it wont roll away now so its better ! but it likes touchign things with its nose. it's just like nuzzling,r ight ? i dont think it's a problem. it doesn't bother you, right? -shoves nose in your face- right ?????? 7/10
• Walrein- him tusk get in way and he too big to properly hold now, but you could probably nap on it ro something and its hair might be a good pillow? who knows but we should give a try. 6/10
• Clamperl- it wont let you in to cuddle it i mean.. it probably shouldn't... but we ain' out here cuddlin' shells. could make a footrest at best? 2/10
• Huntail- really dorky looking, would be awkward out of water, fins are probably hard, but honestly it's the better option to cuddle... trust me.... 4/10
• Gorebyss- listen. gorebyss is real cute and all. but do NOT trust this pokemon. it will suck like every drop of liquid from your entire body, aND NOT IN THE FUN WAY. i s2g it's secretly nightmare fuel. 1/10. dont do it bro. trust me. dont. do it. ...i kind of want to do it because it's cute bUT I WONT. 
• Relicanth- i know its a rock and all but its so old i think if you touch it it'll break. like your grandpa. so however good this pokemon is at being cuddled depends on your grandpa. that makese sense right?
• Luvdisc- made of heart and not good for much else but cuddling. personally i think it's still weird but let's be nice to it ok? 6/10
• Bagon- will probabyl need to be held after he fucking jumps off a cliff again for the millionth time. head is hard but won't hurt so i guess it's ok. 5/10
• Shelgon- if you try to cuddle this thing i'm not sure it could stand back up.... could you even get your arms around it? probably not. 2/10
• Salamence-  now we're talking. you can ride it and hang onto its neck or something. that's the closest you're gonna get but if you raise it from a kid it'd probably love to have you. 6/10
• Beldum- uh. you gonna cuddle a metal arm? you gonna cuddle someone's prosthetic? no. 1/10
• Metang- i mean it has arms, i guess it could hug back ??? 3/10
• Metagross- hard boy super computer made of steel and angles doesnt need your hugs as they are not an efficient use of resources, also isnt it like really big, maybe dont  2/10
• Regirock- "it is entirely composed of rocks with no sign of a brain or even heart", so it's a politican then. you know what rocks and politicans have in common? they both suck to cuddle. 1/10
• Regice- cuddling literaly ice is probably still nt healthy. 1/10 but it cant melt. you think it appreciates your warmth? im gonna pretend yes and give it a 2 actually
• Registeel- pokedex says that its steel is actually flexible and shrinks/stretches... so maybe cuddling it isn't so bad? but also like.... how? 2/10
• Latias- 10/10 source: pokemon heroes
• Latios- i think giving this a lower score than latias would be kind of rude because i assume its just as capable of transforming into a cute human if it wanted so... probably 10/10? its up to it.
• Kyogre- i bet it's the ultimate like inflatable pool floate bed. but like not inflatable. it's already inflated. dont try to inflate this pokemon. that's rude. i bet julia would sunbathe on this. i bet she would drown when it went underwater. 7/10
• Groudon- -10/10 source: jirachi wishmaker
• Rayquaza- ok i think even atmospheric guardians need a good cuddle now and hten.... and i think his arms are long enough to like give you a reassuring hug... but segmented body seems awkward to hang onto . i dont see it working too well.... is that rude? i just dont think it's going to work out. 3/10
• Jirachi- 10/10 source: jirachi wishm- actually no it's just really cute and snuggly and sleeps a lot so you gotta take good care of it and give it love, you know ?
• Deoxys- it probably has a secret form that has a really high stat in cuddling. hell the normal ones probably are amicable being humanoid and flexible and the arms could probably wrap around you however you need. i dont know if it trusts you but if it did, it's gonna be at -least- an 8/10 depending on forme.

 

ok thanks for coming to my ted talk i'll do next gen if i feel like it ever

[Dreamy]

Now this is the kind of quality content we're here for.

 

 

Gen 1 seems kinda weak overall, but with a few real champions. Hopefully this series continues so we can find what is objectively the best generation, once and for all.

[Rainlove]

4 minutes ago, Amethyst said:

• Grimer- hm. no. 0/10
• Muk- "hm, no" but bigger. 0/10

[Tacos]

Seeing as Ame's final contribution to our "pokemon cuddling" conversation on the patreon discord was 11:21 pm EST, and it is now about 3:00 AM, I conclude it took Ame about 3 hours and 40ish minutes to do the appropriate research and make this post.  Time well spent, in my opinion.

[Eevee]

This is adorable

[Sayia]

Thonking..

Electrode have a good smile, but Gengar not.. 

[TwinAero]

I had my worries that favouritism bias might influence the ratings here. But I am glad to see the best cuddlemon got the credit it deserves.

[Zarc]

you forgot gen 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7. Also , we are all waiting for budew rate

[Zander]

1 hour ago, Amethyst said:

• Eevee- literally incarnation of cute cuddliness. anyone who disagrees has no heart or is secretly a reptile. 10/10/10/10/10/10/10/10
• Vaporeon- one of the best water types to cuddle, great size for portability, pillowing or snuggles. might dissolve into water as a prank but it's too cute to be mad at or take points off for it. strong friend. 11/10

I dislike Eevee a lot but love Vaporeon because it's such a reliable water type and in my opinion is the only Eeveelution that takes it's job seriously (this is from looking at it's face only). Vaporeon is 11/10 and that's perfect enough for me.

 

1 hour ago, Amethyst said:

Mewtwo- physically cuddle-capable, angsty boy might need it but would never admit to it we'll say 0/10 for his ego but we know the truth.

I thought you liked cats...

[Stevied97]

This read was a glorious experience. I didn't know I wanted this information until now. Extra praise for the distrust of the mime. They're just as bad as clowns.

[sdddf4]

If you ever do Johto, ma boi azumarill better get an 11/10. Same with budew

[Angelkitsune]

imagine when Ame rates budew

 

Budew:and okay to cuddle but beware it might backstab you 999999.9999/10 becuz i hate budews, light it on fire!!! ヽ(゜▽゜　)－C<(/;◇;)/~

 

at least that's what i think

[ZEL]

ur wrong about Fearow

WRONG WRONG WRONG

drill bird is fuckign superb has big wings for hugging back and a cute comb for scritching I can only pray u see the light one day you poor misguided soul

[Seal]

Now people are gonna ask ''when is the next cuddle rating coming out'' instead of ''when is the next episode coming out''.

[Hycrox]

if ekans gets extra points for wrapping around you, so should alolan eggy

[Seal]

1 minute ago, Hycrox said:

if ekans gets extra points for wrapping around you, so should alolan eggy

Wait if you climb a tree isn't that basically hugging it?

[aegif]

I thought you had rated them all throughout gen 7. I was like, wow she sure is bored. 

[Corso]

1. Where are megas?

2. Will 2nd gen be in this thread? If not, please make a status update/announcement/ping me when it comes out

3. Why didn't Jolteon get a bonus point for being next to flareon?

 

[Suzuki]

doduo should be ranked higher. it's fluffy and can hug you with it's heads which for some reason i feel would be the ultimate form of a hug. solid 8/10

[Pokemonfan67]

Nice list

[Amethyst]

5 hours ago, Corso said:

1. Where are megas?

2. Will 2nd gen be in this thread? If not, please make a status update/announcement/ping me when it comes out

3. Why didn't Jolteon get a bonus point for being next to flareon?

 

megas are in your heart. but not mine. sometimes.

jolteon is too pointy to get a bonus point. also i dont have foresight. that move weak aff bruhh

 

 

2nd gen added to the first post thanks for being patient everyone i may be capricious but i feel determined to give every pokemon the proper cuddle assessment it deserves

[Wolfox]

I just wonder how many huggles you'll give Gardevoir and Sylveon

[Maqqy]

Hope you give justice and rate 10000/10 to the best cuddler of the Pokemon universe no questions asked!

 

Spoiler

 

[Alistair]

10 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Chikorita-  little cuddle bean, vastly underrated pokemon maybe not a strong fighter but it is a STRONG partner! 8/100

tfw you try to support a not-so-well-loved pokémon by giving it a good cuddle rating but accidentally give it a terrible rating

[sdddf4]

On 8/17/2018 at 7:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Azumarill- can make air baloons so if it's balloonishness isn't good enough for you it got you covered, just wants you to be happy, has the girth to make it happen, frenly bunny rabbit /10

I approve this rating.