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Ame Rates Every Pokemon's Cuddle-ability


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Since Ame hasn't done gen 3 yet, I might just go ahead and steal her thunder...

 

he protecc

he attacc

but most importantly

he hijacc

 

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  On 8/17/2018 at 4:59 PM, Alistair said:

tfw you try to support a not-so-well-loved pokémon by giving it a good cuddle rating but accidentally give it a terrible rating

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wait

NO

NOOO

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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD H OW COULD THIS HAPPEN

listen

it's

you all know the truth

it's 8/10 in our hearts

ok

ok

ok.

 

  On 8/17/2018 at 5:21 PM, ZEL said:

I'm very glad you learned your lesson, maybe there's potential for goodness in you after a-

...You think I can't read?

You thought I wouldn't read the rest?? Hm??? Did you??? Think you're funny, do you?

1v3 me, bird only, windy weather, no items

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l-listen i like murkrow!! it's just.. not gonna-- hold on we can talk about this.........

  On 8/17/2018 at 7:27 PM, Azeria said:

> Typh 
>>5/10

Alright we're duking this out. I will not stand for this slander.

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NO. its for him sake.... we all know he better than that but he gotta look cool in front of his peers 😎 dont bust his cover, yo 😎

  On 8/19/2018 at 12:45 AM, Hycrox said:

Celebi's an onion, meaning it has layers. You know what else has layers?

 

You're goddamn right, Shrek is 10/10 for cuddling, ame thinks so too.

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uh

wait

what

just happened ?

 

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thanks for holding them over ali, cuz im slow af but we in this, i actually tried to do hoenn like the day after but then i got started and accidentally deleted the wholle thing so kfgbfkghjfgg but its ok we made it hoenn been officially added into first post, i disagree with ali on a solid bout of points but thats ok alternate opions are legal in this realm 

 

 

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  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Linoone- hair is now smooth, better to feel, bigger body, better cuddler he go fast then gotta rest, rest iwth him 8/1-

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Either the 8/1 is a typo or Linoone got the best score ever 🤔

  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Spheal- round and soft and altogether very convenient! its covered with fur so very soft. actually how do you cuddle this? wouldnt it just roll away? oh, come back... 5/10

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I'm honestly surprised Spheal got a lower score than Sealeo and Walrein. @SealThoughts?

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  On 9/13/2018 at 1:21 PM, ProjectIceman said:
  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Spheal- round and soft and altogether very convenient! its covered with fur so very soft. actually how do you cuddle this? wouldnt it just roll away? oh, come back... 5/10

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I'm honestly surprised Spheal got a lower score than Sealeo and Walrein. @SealThoughts?

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MY KIND HAS BEEN HUMILIATED AND STRIPPED FROM IT'S HONOR.

 

Spheal is a very soft, squishy boy and is too heavy to roll away from touching it making it the ultimate life-form for cuddling.

 

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  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Swampert- it's kinda like machop if machop were a water type cuz you COULD cuddle it but why would you really want to and also what is its skin even , big muscle man, idk , 3/10

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>>>>>>>>>:[

Swampert is a gentleman who will hug you whenever you need. He is warm and friendly >>>>>:[

  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Swellow- taillow but bigger, give it a nice hug and pat as it slowly burns itself to death for the sake of killing all your enemies, poor bird is constantly on fire. you will be too, 6/10

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Ama may have put the gun down but I picked it up. very false. Pokemon Amie has shown that giving cuddles gets rid of burns, have you learned nothing. clearly you do not cuddle your friends when they are burned >:[

Large Taillow is very good, one might even say swell, at least an 8/10 still. 

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  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8/10 put the gun down ama

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I love how you say this at the 8/10 rating for taillow, not the 3/10 you gave poor wingull

How could you do this to wingull

you'll make lia cry maybe

 

but it's ok

I'll put the gun down

If only to force you to live with the shame of an existence in which metagross got a low rating

 

Losty commenting on your awful score for the Lotad line in 3...2...1...

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  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Gardevoir- beautiful companion, will protect you and returns your feelings so if you wanna coddle so does it, but really warmest dearest friend you could ask for, 16/10 , would be higher but that spike in its chest is often in the way, unless you believe the doujins that say its its emotional cortext and won't hurt, in fact quite the opposite but really let's not go there, ALSO i better not hear ANY backtalking to male gardevoir, male gardevoir are JUST AS GOOD as their female companions and they need love and respect too, OK? #EqualityForGardevoir in fact 19/10 just to get a point across.

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Overrated/10 more like it.

 

  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Flygon- now its wings sound like SINGING ???? did y'all know that ?? i didnt know that. that's cool af. anyway he a soft boy now, big boi too, he cant hurt you anymore, do him a nice cuddle, or just sleep on top of him or something, 9/10

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Yes good. Good boi. Flies now, happy boi.

 

  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Dusclops- steals spirits and sucks things into its blackhole body. i don't think you get too much from it, and you probably risk everything too. 0/10

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Why not. Eternal nothingness seems like a pretty sweet deal, and it gets a hug out of it.

 

  On 8/17/2018 at 6:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Absol- such a cute pokemon! like a little dog friend. the spiky thing on his head might get in the way and i hope him tail not too sharp, but you can bet -I- for one will be cuddling this pokemon all day. i think it needs it, too, cuz everyone misunderstands it. it really benefits from a trainer who can give it the proper affection and it returns it by keeping you safe. what a lovely pokemon !!!! 9/10

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Good scores from ame pt 2. Best dark type, fluffy boy. Mega evolution is even fluffier and adorably edgy.

 

 

 

 

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  On 9/13/2018 at 9:09 PM, The Swordsman said:

No bonus for Mega Altaria?! But its like the most fluffy and cuddlable mega evolution of all time.

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It'd break the rating counter. 

 

glad to see mawile got the love it deserves. she's just shy and gets defensive ok 

 

if swampert is a 3 and swellow is a 6 does that make Swampellow a 4.5 or a 9?

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