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Day 2

He walk

He stab

He die

The town woke up to a scream, to see the very very dead corpse of lykoshand holding hand with the already dead for some time dragoknight.

They were very worried and screamed, waking everybody up.

And then they had chickens for breakfast.

 

 Lykoshand died. He was the godmother.

 

Current players:
 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean

4. Candy

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon

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Day 3

As everybody mourned lykoshand’s death,everybody gathered into a locked room just like ina detective novel.They all danced and ate merrily around Loki’s’s corpse. Happy that finally lykoshand’s hands will finally be theirs. Detective bean heard of this maybe not unillegal stuff and decided he want finger licking goodness hands chickens too. So he decided to go scare them into sharing some hands some beautiful expensive hands. In middle of the moaning of lykoshand’s, they heard something loud in the toilet of chickens. They decided to wait for exactly 31minutes 39 seconds so that they can ignore everything. Just as they planned to do that the pineapple Bzaro and his slaveboy barzano said that the pineapple god told him somebody was murdered. So they made their way to the toilet and what greeted was a sight of blanket without hands. Not like blankets had hands but don’t question that.”SOMEBODY MURDEREDBLANKET TO STEAL HIS HANDS AND DECREASE LYKOSHANDHANDS INEHRITANCE OF HANDSHANDS. SINCE HIS FEET IS IN HIS MOUTH I BELIEVE THAT HE WAS SUFFICATED BY HIS LEGS. THE CULPRIT KUST HAVE FORCED HIS LEGS INTO HIS KIET. BUT DO NOT WORRY AS I WULK SOLVE DIZ KASE POOPHQSTE.” 

 

 

XXCRIMSONDRAGONXX21 DIED.HE WAS THE toilet POOPER

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean

4. Candy

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon very dead do not question his deadity ora Ora illa wus momip 

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But who could have done it

Who could have killed blanket that nobody even knew attendees the party even though everybody was at the party I mean Moaning I mean mourning.

DEtective Bzaro faces his careers greatest challenge as emissary o f pineapple.

FAced with a mysterious death and superintendent beanis breathing down his neck very closely, he will have to navigate the murky waters of toilet water to find the meaning of his existence. 

Find out in this thrilling sci go mystery of the minute with boy bzarno with his sidekick facing the conundrum of blankets if he gets the last slice of pizza.

Buy iti or you regretti 

Most importantly it features the delicious beans in it

GEt it with the cheap and not so painful cost of a iver and some brain cells 

Available for a limited time only

XOXO

Get it while stocks lasts

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DAY FOAR

 

NANO WAS A BAD BOY

NANO READ ILELGAL BAD BOOKS

BEAN CAUGHT NANO

NANO SHOT BEANBUN IN THE [REDACTED] 

Nani laughed 

AND DRANK SOME DEAD BEANS AND TOOK A SHIWER WITH HIM

 

 

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean death by digestion by nanoooooooooooœôöòōōøœœ

4. Candy

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon very dead do not question his deadity ora Ora illa wus momip 

 

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Jason Grace heard his bean bean died

Jason Grace lost hope in humanity

Jason Grace wanted to destroy this cruel world

Jason Race dissected the bean

Jason Face used the Bean stone

Jason Grace danced around the beanbun

Jason Rat chanted magic spell in mathematics

Jason Bourne was getting close to his goal

Jason McDonald was happy

Jason Jason was destroying the universe by forcing everybody to eat pineapples pizzas

Jason John made bazaro angry

Barzano descended onto earth and squashed Jasson between 2 pizzas

Bzaro ate Janos and shitted him out of existence

 

Jason Grace died. He was the fakegod

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean death by digestion by nanoooooooooooœôöòōōøœœ

4. Candy

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon very dead do not question his deadity ora Ora illa wus momip 

21. Jason Grace death by clapping

 

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As the pineapple monarch, Boyzaro shitted JASONJason, he reveled in his victory.

It had came at the sacrifice of his father, bean.

Now that bazaWHOA killed jayson, there was no longer a god

Barnzaro wanted to be the next god and thus spread the religion of pineapple on a pizza

He chose nano as the popo of the religion

And made himself the subject of worship

Just as he prepared to sit on his pineapple pizza

The universe cracked

And baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazaro realised he had DUN GOOFED

He had destroyed the balance of the bean

And now the universe was going to be rebooted

He wailed in pineappley despair and lamented his fate

Soon thereafter, . appeared

. was the creator of god, of jason, of pineapple, of the whole universe

. was disappointed by @Bazaro

. . waved his .

and . . the.

and . was .

. no longer . . 

. killed . . the . . . . . 

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Spoiler

Bazaro died. He was the pineapple usurper

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean death by digestion by nanoooooooooooœôöòōōøœœ

4. Candy

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon very dead do not question his deadity ora Ora illa wus momip 

21. Jason Grace death by clapping

22. Bazaro . . . . . . 

 well see you in the next universe

Everybody also died. they were the USELESS EXTRA THAT HAD NO IMPORTANCE AT ALL

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He plunged it into her, its leaves cutting deep and the fruit absorbing her essence. After he was certain she no longer alive, he yanked it out of her and licked the delicious pineapple pizza. How sweet indeed the taste of victory was. How sweet the sensation of murdering the candy. He almost couldn't contain his joy. The candy, the progenitor of the boring and pathetic hunger games. Now that she was dead that was no one that can stop him. He will swipe all the she had for himself and his Maze Suckers will take the world by storm. 

Thinking such, he cut her into pieces. She would do great in making those chicken contestants of his more eager to kill someone. Useless bunch they are, afraid of even trying to kill someone. If they aren't going to do something, then he'll make them.

 

Candy died. Candy was a candy

 

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada

3. Bean death by dugestuib

4. Candy killed murdered chopped to pieces licked sucked touched rest in piece

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon dead by bleach stain when washing clothes

 

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Nicki was in the graveyard doing unthinkable things

Just then something hit her in the back of her head

She turned to look at it and found Candy

Though she knew she shouldn't, she couldn't resist the C a n d y 

She put all of it into her mouth desperately and swallowed without chewing

But then she choked

The candy was too hard

It was too hard for her

Nicki choked and die

Lamenting as her consciousness fade away that she should've resisted her urge to swallow the diabetes causing DRUG and chewed like a normal corpse toucher

But little did she know that the candy was laced with the most dreadful of all poison, blended pineapple pizza juice that would have killed her without doubt

 

Nicki died. She was the blushing lady that did weird stuff aahnahhnahhnahhnahhnahhnahnahhnahhan 

cease your hetai pfp nicki

 

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada not purple not alive anymore

3. Bean death by dugestuib

4. Candy killed murdered chopped to pieces licked sucked touched rest in piece

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon dead by bleach stain when washing clothes

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Digital amber walked into the graveyard and saw nicki on the ground

Quickly, he ran to her side and seeing that she is no longer alive, he decided to steal all her stuff, not including her clothes which he would love to take

But then suddenly, nicki exploded

It turns out that the candy that nicki vored was a bomb all along

Meanwhile, lia was meditating in the waterfall of pineapples

But Astra mysteriously appeared behind her and stabbed her repeatedly till she is full of holes, all the while shouting BEAN FOR THE BEAN GOD

 

 

Lia died. She was the bird lady

Digitalamber died. He was the namber little brother

 

PLAYER LIST:

 

1. Dragoknight dead beyong doubt

2. PurpleCicada not purple not alive anymore

3. Bean death by dugestuib

4. Candy killed murdered chopped to pieces licked sucked touched rest in piece

5. Caimie

6. Alaris

7. Nano

8. LykosHand maybe dead

9. Astra

10. NickCrash

11. Yahen

12. Yahy

13. Alistair

14. GenEric

15. Lia They say if you love something you should let it go

16. Mr Knightly

17. Newt

18. DigitalAmber Greedy bastard got what he deserved

19. Bok Choi

20. CrimsonDragon dead by bleach stain when washing clothes

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Apology for poor English.

When were you when everyone was kill?

I was sat in graveyard when the phone ring.

‘Everyone is kill.’

‘No.’

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  • 3 weeks later...

Pineapple man looked at the remaining contestants, and seeing at their idle and lackadaisical actions, decided he needed to take matters into his own leaves. The blood came too slowly, and his master can wait no longer. He used his pizza power to make a doppelganger for each of the remaining ones and with a twisting motion of his hand, disintegrated the originals out of spite for wasting his time. He proceeded to teleport all the clones into his magical room of bean. He then farted in the room, asphyxiating all the fake fools and proceeded to light astra on fire, which in turn ignited the CHHH leading to an explosion of blood and gore and pineapples. All of those pathetic asinine murderers would have gotten killed if not for the vest made of blanket - how a vest could protect from third degree burn and almost instant death is certainly beyond me but who cared -  he handed to them. Even still, many had perished. What remained of them was blood. Blood that barzano was drinking and sucking into him. Bazara imagined how close he was to his goal and gloated, looking at his handicraft with loving eyes. He felt that he had done enough for a day's work and decided to take a one month long hiatus.

 

There we go folks. Bazaro is going to hibernate and spread his seeds for a month. So you'll have to wait for him. Blame him for everything that happened. GG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bazaro felt a crushing pressure, so heavy that it threatened to crush him to oblivion. Baz could see his life flashin before his eyes, and he regretted that he didn't eat more bean. But then the pressure disappeared, as abrupt as it emerged. Baz realised that the Omphalos Daemoniumtm  was displeased with his indolence and simply sighed. He cut himself into two and sent one half of his pineapple pizza into the secret kinky dungeon and squished it, the sweet sweet bath water pineapple juice that contains stuff that I shouldn't mention raining upon all the doppelgangers, sending them into a frenzied state. All of them fought with savage brutality, biting the other's necks, stabbing them with their bone. Soon all of them died, bar nano. But nano's stupor could not be treated. He needed to kill something, but there simply wasn't any living being left. Except him. Nano received an epiphany that he needed to kill himself to sate the bloodthirst, and thus did so.

 

Everybody died

Everybody lost

Bean won

He saw through bazaro's nefarious plot and made alaris kill him so that he could avoid the insanity of pineapple juice

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@Chickens CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON. YOU'RE A PRODIGIOUS GENIUS 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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