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Worst Pokemon of All Time


Johnny_Nevori

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Name the worst Pokemon Ever.

 

But..

  1. You have to give a unique reason for why it's the worst.
  2. Can't be the same Pokemon as the one above you.
  3. Please be mindful of the Pokemon's feeling's and try to be as mean as possible, Thank you.
  4. If moves are what make it the worst, please list them.

 

Ok, so I'll start with who I think is the worst.

 

My pick is Arceus.

 

Arceus is the worst cause it just look like a weird deformed & crippled white hand with a ring on it, I mean its older than dust which actually brings me to It's moves:

  1. Future Sight (pfft..old folks always think they know the future, "the end is coming, the end is coming"),
  2. Judgement (damn old folks always trying to tell young people what to do),
  3. Extreme speed (yo, if i get hit 1 more time with a damn Electric Scooter, I swear to Arc.. oh wait),
  4. Trick (why old folks always trying get kids in weird vans, SMH)

 

Also Budew is banned from this list as it is the greatest Pokemon ever, just ask @Amethyst 🤣

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Dugtrio. Ah, all those implications, innuendos... Or fugly and godawful fanart!

 

Dig! I mean, like, seriously? Inside dirt and stuff? Emerging like a stinker from underneath, the behinds and bottoms of other pokemon!?

 

Sucker Punch! Really? Where 's your hands now, ace? Hands in the air, sucker! Damn!

 

Earth Power! Whaaat? Earth has power? Thing 's supposed to be defensive and regenerative! For real?

 

Scratch... Ewww, those dirty little claws, scratching stuff, or even dugtrio itself. Bleargh!

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Phione. If Manaphy is the Prince of the Sea then you're the Pauper of the Sea, if Manaphy is IPhone then you're the pirated one named PhIone.

Where is your Tail Glow, Calm Mind, Energy Ball or other useful moves.

Okay then you're a water type wall. But why can't you learn some healing moves. Just compare with Gastrodon.

Completely overshadowed by your daddy, but you deserve it.

I will pick moody Glalie which has the same species strength but stronger and can even Mega evolve if possible :P

So it's no wonder that you as a Mythical Pokémon yet can be caught before Badge 15 instead of in postgame.

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