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Mafia of the Caribbean [D5 - TP WIN]


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Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Droit, the Pink Beard?

It's not a tale they'd tell you, for its fearsome nature.

Legends say that on odd-numbered nights, a tentacle monster with the face of a laughing emoji would ransack our piles of food.

Droit would do the same. A friend aboard he was, but the little scoundrel would loot our storages on even-numbered nights.

 

These two fellows were as identical twins, except one worked on odd nights and one on even nights...

And let me tell you. The rest of the story is as fearsome as you could imagine...

You would have to be careful on odd and even nights to not fall to the monster's tentacles or Droit's sword.

 

I'm Droit, but I am also not Droit.

Where are you, my tentacle monster? I do believe we're friends, as we knew not to interrupt each other's nights.

I sail aboard this ship for adventure, yet deep inside, I wish to meet a friend, the even-numbered tentacle monster.

Could they be among you?

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  On 5/17/2020 at 1:10 PM, Falirion said:

Yaaar, don't worry little miss, just view it as an adventure cruise, may even pay for itself, so to speak

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I would be most grateful for your protection, good sir! Though I do hope none of you seek to exploit the presence of a lady of my standing. I've never been taken hostage before, but I am more than prepared for that possibility. Before coming aboard, I made the magnitude and reach of my family's wrath abundantly clear to Captain Aliface. So I do hope no one is foolish enough to behave unbecomingly toward me, whether they be a loyalist or a mutineer. All I seek from this little voyage is a taste of adventure, after all!

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well it looks like Aldo's at it again

 

Aye, Tom was one of our greatest chefs on this ye here vessel. Tis be a loss.

Looks like there's booty to be a plundered and plundering booty is wha' ye do!

 

  On 5/17/2020 at 1:18 PM, Alistair said:

If there's a tie, everyone involved in it is punished/rewarded.

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Is that to say ties are treated as the same person? Say Leghook 'n Lolipurr 'ave the same booty, would the one below them be the second highest?

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  On 5/17/2020 at 1:26 PM, Eviora said:

I would be most grateful for your protection, good sir! Though I do hope none of you seek to exploit the presence of a lady of my standing. I've never been taken hostage before, but I am more than prepared for that possibility. Before coming aboard, I made the magnitude and reach of my family's wrath abundantly clear to Captain Aliface. So I do hope no one is foolish enough to behave unbecomingly toward me, whether they be a loyalist or a mutineer. All I seek from this little voyage is a taste of adventure, after all!

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Well lass you be under the capt'ns and this here crews protection, mutineers or nay, that i will say
 

  On 5/17/2020 at 1:27 PM, LykosHand said:

Hey mates, let's celebrate for....i don't know something AHAHAHAHA!!!

🍻 🍻 🍻

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Peg-Leg Tom would've wanted  that. Us to focus on tha important: LOOT AND GROG!!

And ol' One-eyed Aldo is at it again with his yarn...

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Yarr, I'll be. 'twas just playing along with the piracy going on.

But I tell you, Droit and the Emoji-faced tentacle monster I've mentioned do exist...

Or do they not?

 

It's an old legend, that...

The seas know the terror of odd and even thievery.

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Aldo's behavior is strange. Unless he really is just trolling, I think it's highly likely he's somehow affiliated with a third party. He seems to be looking for another member. Perhaps there are two third party players who must unite...?

 

Placeholder vote:

 

[abstain]

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  On 5/18/2020 at 12:42 AM, Astra125 said:

I've come to this ship to learn to be a pirate as the education system had nothing on how to be a pirate. Does someone want to educate me on how to be a pirate?

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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a Pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha!

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until it's time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

[spoken:]
Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!

 

You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!

 

 

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