The Fush Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Welcome to the Fush's second Playthrough on this forum! I shall be, for the first time in my life, doing a nuzlocke, that of FireRed version now comes with pictures and toilet humour LET US BEGIN Oak's eyesight hasn't grown well with his age. This is Fush, our player character. He's a pretty sweet guy. And now, we must give our jerkhead rival the stupidest name possible. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is the best I could come up with. I immediately regret my decision Oak is so traumatized that my rival is my butt So traumatized, in fact, that he shrink ray'd me. I love how you have the option to just completely ignore this hint I never saw the original Pallet Town. Fuck Oh there he is Oak clearly hasn't recovered from this experience. So he solves the Butt problem with Balls. So I get two starters, one for me and one for my butt? Sweet. And lose the nuzlocke challenge instantly I'll pass. Too scrubbish Completely average and unlikely to do anything I'll take it We must name it appropriately. It took me 3 minutes to name this magnificence. It shall live up to it's name or fail And that's my other starter there Wait what My butt fights me instead of helping me Well okay then Is there going to be some plot twist where the final champion is the toilet Because I can see that happening Failed attempt at showing how one-sided this battle is in my favour Perhaps this makes it more evident. I'm fucking done with this already TO ROUTE 1 GETTING OUT OF HERE This is what our first ally would be if we had pokéballs already. BUT INSTEAD ANOTHER LEVEL SO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Is the Pokédex an excuse to turn me into an errand boy? Fuck it's all part of their plot You're not helping butt This monologue has to always follow doesn't it Also why do I have to be here again Oak, you've seen the talking butt 3 times already. Get over it. ...well, that works too. and this too FIRST ALLY CAUGHT BREAK HER LEGS I can't name this thing I suck SUBSTITUTION NAME and then grinding happened took like 3 seconds though Mandatory tutorials were high on GF's priority list in this version. NEW ROUTE NEW ALLY GET HER SNARE HER AND RILE EM UP You are now my least favorite Flip can you please not punch me in the face Thankfully the woods are right after that, so we get another new ally instead. I would've named it Kamina but females don't have drills (NO IMPLICATIONS) so I had to resort to this Holy shit free exp EXCEPT IT TAKES FOREVER First trainer, random bug catcher. I forgot to screenshot him, so I'll find some cameo for him in the future. WHY DO YOU TAKE FOREVER URGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The reward is here- OH COME ON Thank you, Flip. I think that's quite enough trauma for one day I mean SHEESH I will probably fail to update this nuzlocke too often and suck and fall asleep Also I predict that I will lose da game instantly soon because I suck at this FIRST NUZLOCKE A GO-GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 14, 2013 Author Share Posted September 14, 2013 UPDATE NUMBER TWO :I Man they're chucking out free exp to us again And then Burples involved into Kakuna. I always considered Kakuna to be the more phallic of these two. I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS ABYSS LET ME GO Oh fine impede me with stalled long battles why don't you ARE WE DONE YET FINALLY BROCK CITY Oh ok then have it your way Implying I need something specific to beat him? NOPE ALL I NEED IS WATER AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Too easy And thus the only other trainer in the gym was beaten AND SO GRINDING ENSUED But I forbidded myself to only use the Pokemon Center once in less desperate grinding situations Grinding is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard JESUS CAUIFHAUOEFNAO Okay now it is all worth it THE CURRENT TEAM Could that be considered as a pun? That too? Oh no it's just him being completely obvious Talk to your underling for a second, will you? What the fuck is honor Oh god a leader this will be too tough for me HAHA JUST JOKING This is just too easy :I Keep jaywalking I'm feeling sore loser aura right here. 1 down already; this'll be quick. Sweet. BETTER THAN FLASH Oh for fuck's sake ABOUT DAMN TIME TOO Oh shit there's like a million trainers here OTHER WAY AROUND also why are the lasses in this route so obsessed with me touching and looking at them I'm scared here I need an adult THE CAMEO OF THE FIRST BUG CATCHER Burp now kills stuff Getwreckdscrub NO MORE STALLING WARS FOR YOU I guess this battle is gonna be pretty "short" SORRY SORRY Oh wait but it was HOW MANY OF THESE GUYS ARE THERE Burps 1v1s everything everything everything so pro way so pro WHAT IS IT WITH THE LASSES IN THIS ROUTE AND CONTACT ....you wanted more of that? I'm creeped. Stealthy. FINALLY HEALING Sweet free team members uhhhh Donnel I name thee grow strong one day KARP GRIND ENSUES these godamn lasses and looking and touching Game Freak pls Progress. Your life is like your shorts... over with. WAIT WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JAYWALKER MY BUDDY I'M SORRY I LET THIS HAPPEN SHORTS ARE NOW MY ETERNAL RIVAL FOREVER RIP and Remember. YOU'D BETTER MAKE A GOOD REPLACEMENT IN THE FUTURE ;_; gettin out of here now TIME TO GET ANOTHER ALLY please don't gimme a Zubat after I lose Jaywalker please I am fine with this. No, I don't care if that thing is female anymore. Grinding suddenly becomes stupidly easy with this guy Resorting to multiple pokecenter uses due to no #1 team player dieing and leaving me with these jokers As compensation I can not go back to the mart to get more potions Well, at least I have some antidotes. 3 HOURS LATER OR SOMETHING The new team. Rawk is making this too easy. what are you implying Hypocrites everywhere Oh shit a steel Naw just kidding get dunked ME FAILING TO SCREENSHOT PICKING UP SOMETHING USELESS One day. I am so done with this for now. I shall now have to bear this world without the might of the magnificent Jaywalker I have 3 rivals now; my butt, a toilet and a pair of shorts. How will I cope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringabel Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Naming yo Magikarp Donnel. That's true in more then one way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 17, 2013 Author Share Posted September 17, 2013 HOW CAN WE JAYWALK WITHOUT DA JAYWALKER WELCOME BACK TO REWP Mother of god this is a legend Any lass in this game creeps me out now That route has traumatized me forever. ...remember. Man since when were Pidgeys so strong Not that this matchup is any less one-sided. NO I CAME TO GET OUT OF IT Oh shit a hiker Sneak past and get... Dosh. Useless junk You dare insult the nuzlockers? ....free cash. Acquired loot Potions have never been such a godsend in my life. CLOSER TO TACKLE CLOSER TO FREEDOM Oh great scrubs Go away now WHY AM I LOSING HP NOT BEFORE I FIND MORE POTIONS MOVE IT Get out of the way now Wait what you have poison attacks that I failed to capture on screen? Well shit IT'S A GOOD THING I CAN WRECK YOUR SHIT Tackle and Rock Throw both ran out of PP as this happened, so I am definetely happy. Antidotes ftw Crisis averted I forgot which one was which I love these things. EXITING CAVES HAS ALMOST NEVER FELT SO GOOD Yeah ok Low accuracy? Get out. I can't even learn that, anyway. Everyone dies now No turning back :I NEW CITY I feel saved. NOW FOR NEW ALLIES GET HIM DONNY BUTCHER IT Ha. I was gonna name him Dagrinboron but that was too large also why is he only lv8 Also grinding here gives you about 0 exp I had no idea why I took this image. GIMME ALL YOUR ANTIDOTES AND SUPER POTIONS and by that I mean 2 and 5 respectively because otherwise this'd be too easy Yeah basically This guy feels my pain. WHY IS MY BUTT HAUNTING ME ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT MOUNTAIN Smart my butt- oh wait Oh wouldn't you know I swear to god Geodude kills everything forever Too good. Godamn this Bulbasaur: can you please stop doing that FUCK THAT SLEEP POWDER+LEECH SEED COMBO I SWEAR TO GOD I wasted like 3 super potions beating that thing SPAM ALL THE MEGA PUNCHES NOBODY LIVES TO FIGHT THE RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK Owned by the rawk This is some kind of subtle insult isn't it YOU ASS Fuck it That Bulbasaur took 3 of them away ok gimme a break AND NOW I SEARCH FOR A BETTER GRINDING PLACE AND NEW ALLIES Oh wait there's like 3 million godamn trainers nevermind How will I ever continue jaywalking and jawbreaking with out that Jaywalker Find out in never PART 3 ENDS NEXT TIME ON REWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 HAIL JAYWALKER NEVER FORGET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 18, 2013 Author Share Posted September 18, 2013 As soon as the first tragedy passes by... "We deal drugs and eat dosh here" "I am the Feisty First" "we suck at pokémon" FREE EXPERIENCE FOR THE DAGRINBORON THE SERIOUS SECOND Wow they deal 2 and 1 damage to me respectively I'm so scared EASY THREESY Ummmm Boring Fouring? This guy could've pecked me and got Burple's health to red But he just double kicked me instead fuckin genius DONNY CAN FIGHT TOO Antidotes are my lord and saviour I can't even think up of a name for you But you suck so that's fine Sweet free dosh bags Am I Furion and Gondar money makin tag team now Three Chicken Nuggets for the price of one? oh no you want me to be part of your crappy organisation get out of here NOBODY CAN FACE THE RAWK This guy should be a stand-up comedian. NEW ALLY TO FIND YOU THERE I HAVE FREE DRUGS JOIN ME If you had killed him I swear to god Thanks for giving this thing it's name Badassin' Burples I know right I think they're all pedos and bad guys stay away from backstreet alleyways guys Wow grinding here is so easy for birds OH so easy I mean come on I'm proud of you But unfortunately you suck This is what happens when you get an Oddish and a bunch of Rock/Ground guys DOSH (got like 3 more super potions too) Not surprising Dagrinboron does not have heavy armour mastery Donnel can now solo lv8 caterpies Never have I been so proud THE CURRENT ROSTER (or should I say "Rooster"?) Thanks pal Man all this free exp Why am I reminded of high school WHAT THE FUCK NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRITICAL HITS FUCK YOU GENERIC HIGH SCHOOL GIRL YOU KILLED BURPLES YOU KILLED HIM ;_; THERE IS AN UNFILLED VOID IN THE WAKE OF THIS GREAT BEING'S DEATH THAT IS THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES (just so you know this route is seperate from the bridge one) BURPLES COUNTERPART COME TO ME YOU MUST TAKE ON THE DUTY OF BURPLES, BLARGLES I'm fuckin cryin real tears I mean come on Meanwhile Wanderous is pimpin and takin names Never has fighting trainers been so easy OH WAIT FUCKING PICNICKERS YOUR GIRLFRIEND KILLED BURPLES FEEL THE WRATH OF HIS SACRED COMRADES A new beginning. Yeah ok whatever Ready for action. Confusion all the way pal What kind of creepy and immoral experiments do you conduct here Why does this feel like a bad omen Make Burples proud GIVE ME YOUR DIG TM FOOL Next time I grind, weep for my losses and kill Misty or something like that Also I have lost 2 of my 3 pre-brock party members Flip you've got your shit cut out for you BURPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ;_: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 The update for the 1 and a half people who actually read this nuzlocke TIME TO FACE THE MIST WELCOME BACK TO 300 RISE OF THE EMPIRE FIRST UP IS GRINDING FOR THE WAR Bring it m8 1v1 me THE CURRENT TEAM This will haunt me for the rest of my life Keep trying scrublords Abandon hope. POWDERS ACQUIRED DRUGS CAN NOW BE SELLED YOUR KIND SLEW BURPLES BEGONE Thank you, Wando. If you think about it all gym leaders and elite fours are racist because they only use one type of pokemon the jerks I'm pretty sure they weren't designed with that in mind. I have no idea why she did that not a clue Now I must switch out because there is a Starmie with confusion TEAR HIS LEGS OFF DAGRIN WAIT NO PLEASE NO LUCK BE ON MY SIDE FOR ONCE IN MY GODAMN LIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PEACE DAGRINBORON I have no choice Wait why did it keep on using swift uh ok LATER I FUCKING FOUND OUT THAT IT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE CONFUSION LIKE I THOUGHT IT DID SO I SACRIFICED DAGRINBORON FOR NOTHING ASDF That's right I'm getting out of here you murderer *sniff* We must remember these valiant souls. NOW TO TAKE THIS ROUTE DOWN HERE TIME FOR A NEW ALLY fuckyoutoo I'll just take this boring and incredibly long tunnel then YES NOW I CAN FIND A NEW ALLY Fuck you Welcome to the world kid We got ya birds Donnel just 1v1ed a lv16 caterpie I'm so proud ;_: I apologize but I just saw an excuse To kick some ass Cheap poison scrub I swear I use these more than I actually use potions Why are there fucking picnickers everywhere ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING GAME BECAUSE BURPLES DOES NOT APPROVE The time shall come soon. Nothing can stand up to the RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK WELCOME TO THE CITY OF UNSPECIFIED STUFF You're the lucky one here godamnit Sweet now we can have a 5% chance to catch new allies in cities A 5% chance that will be useless as fuck GIMME ALL YOUR ANTIDOTES NOW and like 1 or 2 super potions No I came here for dosh O shit a brony SO THEN I WENT AND DID THAT YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW Stop fucking trolling me GAME Yay we can get a new ally or some guy like that here AND WE'LL EXPLORE IT NEXT TIME ON THAT ONE ADVENTURE NOBODY CARES ABOUT I'm still a fucking dumbass for not knowing about that Starmie I'm so sorry Dagrinboron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 Well since it's been around 3-4 days since my last upload... why not just do double the content? GENIUS WELCOME BACK TO FAILURE ENTER A GUARENTEED ALLY I had to use Donnel to fight this thing because of friggin arena trap Naming intuition original as hell Gettin' outta here Also neat stuff TIME TO GRIND Disgusting WAIT WHAT OH HELL YEAH SUCK IT IN. BOW BEFORE THIS MAGNIFICENT BEING 6/0/9 score ranked pvp challenger tier nerf pls I burn these things like I apply burn statuses Niiiiiiiice. Hey, why ya lookin' so GLOOMY *shot* THE CURRENT TEAM (Baxter was so frail that he couldn't make it through a single level up with my grinding limits) Oh wait right I need to do the ship thing Fuck Solitary ok Godamn these dogs WHY DO DARK MOVES HAVE TO BE SPECIAL IN GEN 3 ;_; YES A BED Sorry haven't heard of this courtesy thing lemme do this quickly then I'll go proud. Why does everyone have a goddamn nidoran I mean jeez Found this beauty on the way. MORE RANDONIS I use these more than I use potions. Free trash! I WILL PAY ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY TO HAVE A MEAL THAT SOUNDS SO MOUTH-WATERING More trash! Pokemon Reality TV I wonder what on earth you could possibly be trying to say A level, finally! Nah. OH SHIT IT'S THE FEISTY SAILOR High attack for low hp; that's always been Diggy's thing. I think I'm just gonna doze off here if ya know what I'm sayin "An accurate representation of The West Wing's Second Seal Awakening Movie" ~Bob Cheenis Sweet! Logic. Sorry pal But ya gotta dig this WAIT WHAT NO FUCKING HYPER FANGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It's always the goddamn lasses. Fuck you I don't want you here right now Well I'm on a nuzlocke so I can't do that shit ok good now go away I WARNED YOU I WOULD Nope not letting you do that again Nooooooooooope #fuck RANDOM AWAKENING THAT I FOUND EARLIER, I SUMMON THEE! You are not using that strategy again. Well who on earth could win this matchup Fun fact; A Raticate's HYPER FANG did 11 damage per hit to Donnel. Submit Abandon hope casual marketing prepare to donnel PRIORITY MOVES FOR LIFE Technically this could be taken as a compliment ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Am I supposed to make a joke about this now Sorry but you're the only guy who can learn it here Don't need that when I have sleep! Why does everything want to learn Whirlwind sheesh Farewell, final battlefield of Baxter. We hardly knew thee. Fun fact: Only Jaywalker did not die to a girl trainer; Burples died to a Picnicker, Dagrin to Misty and Baxter to a Lass man there could be so many implications here but Jaywalker is too Jayin' MOVING ON TIME TO FIGHT DA GYM You guys are all cool n' all but I'm only gonna need Rawko and possibly Wando over here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 24, 2013 Author Share Posted September 24, 2013 PART 2 OF THIS PART THINGY PART Stereotypes were all the rage back then, too. I'm pretty sure Gyarados isn't meant to be a bird. How Typical comment in these games Holy shit it's Bob the Builder fuck sonicboom I HATE THIS PUZZLE oh that makes it 60% easier FUCK more like cowardly isn't he supposed to be like the american guy who warzones stuff- wait a second America doesn't exist in Pokémon, .................................................................................................................................................................................................................. FINALLY Shoving your stereotype back in your face. Braviary wins ok Hi I'm cautious but I'm not cautious anymore Cokri Nbobo go home I'm pretty sure that's not what you're doing. Wow so young and dedicated Go away. Die slowly okay Do Double Team if you want see if I care Excuse me I wasn't aware they did this Fuckkkk FINALLY Sorry pal But I'm pretty sure there isn't much you can do against this typing :3 Piece of rock too good Original badge do not steal Neat. Original conclusion line do not steal ORIGINAL ENDING SCENE DO NOT STEAL ORIGINAL END COMMENTS DO NOT STEAL RIP Baxter Live Fast Die Hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Color Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 MOAR NUZLOCKE Rip Baxter ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana Posted September 24, 2013 Share Posted September 24, 2013 live fast die hard young digletts do it well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted September 30, 2013 Author Share Posted September 30, 2013 UPDATED ONCE EVERY LIFETIME It's seasonal for the gods out there honestly I do it for them Welcome back to New York guys JUST KIDDING WE'RE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY as you can see, we can't get to central London; we must head north and traverse through rain and rocks to travel to east London (that place was never heavily populated), and then take the London Underground to West London. We must do all this like the fucking stereotypical British gentlemen we are. And yes, London is DEFINITELY nearer to the sea. Picnickers specialize in seperating you from your precious friends more like PICKnickers AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA I wonder who on earth will win this match up No turning back! Why thank you Man dem cocoons need to get to lv10 and quick YES NEW ALLIES Hello fuck you It's my job to make the puns here Quite the contrary. I insult your kind to the maximum degree. Picnickism YES NOW WE GET A NEW ALLY Btw we can't go here yet OH COME ON For 4 fucking routes honestly can I just drop the axe Yo. "give you a useless item oh wait you're nuzlocking leave this place you piece of trash" Well, that was brief. Let's do a tiny bit of grinding. AndwhenIsaythatImeanmassacre SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Rawk On. I'm gonna hate this place so much Roo spends the next 30 minutes travelling at a fast/slow pace through the Rock Tunnel of London. Because that's totally what I needed after all those trolly route pokémon and a dead diglett Fitting. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE GOTTEN YOU INSTEAD k STALKERS IN THE DARK Jesus this Cubone is stupidstrong Thank you for putting him in his place. EXPLORATION BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M HALF LOST BUT LADDERS SHOW ME THE WAY Fanartist? In-game? Nah. I'm starting to run out of these. MORE VILLAINS Is water a sign that I'm nearly out Probably not a good sign. I'm sorry, but nearly everything around here dies to him. Wow sheesh you live here or something Dem hikers MORE LADDERS My skype friend generously put evil implications on this for me I punched him figuratively Oh jesus really now everyone's going to die Yeah you get this move when most of your enemies have around 40-60 hp They die Reminds me of that enemy Charmeleon in GSCHGSS. *sigh* Running out of EVERYTHING Godamn Pick-nickers! WAIT COULD IT BE YES FREEDOM Look, it's really not my fault that Wanderous 4xes everything here. WELCOME TO EAST LONDON GHOSTS EVERYWHERE MOST SURBURBAN AND EMPTY AREA NASA, what have you been doing up there? ohwaitthoseRocketsriiiiiiiiiiiight Joyful. #besttrollpokemonnpckid2013 YES FINALLY Fuck you Hello and goodbye Wow so sad Dropped him in here for obvious reasons Sorry pal Okay I guess the Tower thingy is our first move Yo whattup bringing swag to those beyond the grave Buzzkill Man everything so sad Oh for god's sake not now butt WOW YOU JERKASS Man, look at all his improvement since last time! That's why you'll always be the bottom half BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN Okay since everyone ruined my corpse swaggin I'll meet you guys in the next decade of life when Palutena pretends that Athena was based on her instead of vice versa Ciao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AveMatic Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Sooo this inspired me to do my own Fire Red nuzlocke.... I FAILED MISERABLY. I lost to misty and her damn Starmie... But I like what you're doing keep it up... Edited October 2, 2013 by AveMatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Ok I kinda screwed up big time here You see my VBA decided to bird over half the images I took and throw them away so I shall have to create a rough interpretation of what happened during the lost pics: *ahem* SO BASICALLY WE CLIMBED UP THE POKEMON TOWER AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF HILARIOUS LOOKING CHANNELERS WHO WERE BEING POSESSED BY GHOSTS AND TURNING INTO ZOMBIES SO THIS BECAME THE NEXT ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND THEN I REVIVED THEM ALL BUT SOME ASSHOLE GHOST BLOCKED MY WAY AND I NEEDED SOME SORT OF HOLYSHITIMPORTANT ITEM TO GET PAST IT SO I LEFT AND THEN WENT TO THE NEXT ROUTE BEAT AN OLD MAN GAMBLER AND THEN CAUGHT A SNAKE ALLY AND CALLED HER MEDUSA AND EVERYTHING WAS COOL and now we continue where we left off at that route Are you from Smogon? FRIENDSHIP POWER IS BETTER DOUBLE INTIMIDATE COMBO GO 3 lasses and a super nerd are glasses the new attractive thing or what Friggin parched gatekeepers NOOOOOOOOOO MEDUSA WE WERE GONNA INTIMIDATE STUFF AND OWN WHY SO SOOOOOOOOON I am completely incompetent at keeping new members alive. Lasses RIP you were never known FOR REVENGE! oh shit punk biker guy Meet Donnel Assholegatekeepersgrumblegrumble I'm gonna run outta these quickly TO CELADERP CITY NEW ALLY? Ummmmm I guess you'll do? WELCOME TO CELADERP See? Celaderp. Sweet free allies Gimme dat Stalker. Sorry pal, but This is too good to pass up MORE DOSH Gimme dat You're dead to me BUYING YES A FREE SURF- Imean awesome member Dat HP Muhahahahahaha MORE MOVES LIKE TM87 And that's kinda where we stand Sorry for the short update, VBA is douchey to me I'll try and update more this week because y'know X AND Y IS LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY SO I GOTTA HURRY UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 WHOA DOUBLE DAY SHENNANIGANS Game Freak, please. So MyBut has been peeking at ladies or something good to know Oh shit stereotyping BLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGHGH TO YOU TOO Lukette I am your father No, that was my butt. ...no, seriously. Imeanit- IT WAS NOT ME Outta the way scrublords Flip you must carry the legacy of the original three Most of them haven't been very nice, actually. Money makin' wreckin crew BOSS TIME das racist "I feel that it is super duper important to record the full dialogue of storyline foes as they are vital to the story's progression obviously" ~A Derped Derp, 2007 I'm pretty sure that a Kimono isn't the most practical outfit for flower picking or whatever it is you do Oh shit a super strong thingy DRAGON RAGE OP Wow something actually managed to combat Donnel weakling Oh shit boss time Had to switch blargy out because it was getting low TIME TO "FLIP THE BIRD" sorry Get wreck'd "Ending dialogue is a cheenis" ~Darped Darp Sweet. Man, giga drain wasn't as monstrously powerful back then. Oh well! TIME TO DO ACTUAL SRS WORK NOW WHEN I SAY SERIOUS WORK I MEAN GAMBLING Starter dosh This man knows. A showcase of the power of Teepo. Abandon hope. He literally just ran away through the wall TIME TO MAKE SOME MONEY Bling spree Btw not gonna spend this on Dratini or anything since Eevee counts as my Celaderp recruit Put the cash Put the cash Put the cash In mah hands Instead, I'm gonna buy some trinkets with this. This will help them significantly. Like we didn't know Wow these guys have bad taste Team Rocket? MORE LIKE TEAM SUCK-IT AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA These guys never made any sense to begin with. Can anyone around here put up a good fight? I still question as to why a lift has a key This puzzle isn't really all that hard, thankfully. Awwwwwwwwwwww :C Cruisin' Godamn poisons everywhere A unique sprite? MUST BE A BOSS Your security is shit, pal Well, at least he admits it. Oh shit I'm fighting da leader already On a side note those plants seem really out of place YeahIknow Bring it pal Try harder scrub You Mega Punch me? I MEGA PUNCH YOUUUUUUUUUUU Both your battling and your sense of design suck. IMPORTANT BUT ANNOYING ITEM THAT WE NEED TO PROGRESS And as I walk away the place suddenly explodes because I'm supposed to look cool Boringtunnelsboringtunnels Yeah these chanellers have the silliest looking sprites But I can't find an image of them have fun They talked about zombies too Sorry but the invisible ghosts we saw earlier count as wild guys sorry pal Oh shit it's da big bad block-da-way ghost Dragon Rage, pal. Golden graves? These guys must've died with all their bling. Oh god it's team suckit what will I do Move out of the way kiddies Picture of the only somewhat threatening enemy The only thing I have to fear these days are hyper fang raticates and even then 4 of my team members really don't care about them With a bunch of rocket guys, sure. YeahIkindakilledhim NOW WE CAN AWAKEN SLEEPING DERPASSES NEXT TIME ON GLUP DARP WE BEAT DERPS AND FIGHT PUNKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 7, 2013 Author Share Posted October 7, 2013 Man I'm on a roll here WELCOME TO DARP HREP THE SEQUEL WE'RE HERE BACK AT CELEDERP Because I could evolve Wanderous and for some reason I didn't realize that Onto da new ally field *sigh* Nothing interesting here What is love You guys have a really silly sprite. Anyway say hi to Teepo Master of defense Veteran of the war I literally just took 5 steps to walk in Whoa a secret placey SWEEEEET FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I just realized that if I didn't catch that Doduo I could've instead recruited this thing fuck And I can't catch the one in vermillion either because of that old rod karp life is great 3 MILLION YAWNS AND RESTS LATER About time. Apparently, Snorlaxes doze around on mountains. TO CYCLE DIRKROAD Oh man this kid is a playa Oh shit there were horde battles outside of gen 6 Hordes of breaknecks I AM FRONTDOOR TEEPO They were all pretty easy apart from this one lv33 weezing he was an asshole Going uphill on this road is like trying to rollerskate up a mud hill when you're a chicken AND WE COULD'VE CAUGHT A BETTER ALLY So you're basically a hobo? OH SHIT A THING Nahh I'm not hard to beat Teepo can 1hko any of these koffins/grimos TIME TO SHINE Beat it, Erika. No, that position of ruling would belong to cars. Oh wait this is Kanto Man I guess this fight is gonna get a bit Mukky heheheheh Pest. Weewooweewoo HOLY JESUS CHRIST HE NEARLY 1HKOED FLIP WITH REVENGE SCREW YOU GET OUT YOU NEARLY KILLED THE LAST OF THE ORIGINAL 3 No, what you need is a behaviour belt. And you machoke needs bigger pants. Man, he's still good after all these levels. Ain't no more to see here folks Hightailin' it Oh shit birds Dat face And real life bird on his hand totally not a pokémon why couldn't I have got a higher level one myself eh >:I WELCOME TO PURPLE CITY Kanto is a Pallet of Colours literally This guy will be important later. "I lost my teeth in the safari zone. Help me, please!" A rough translation Eh I'm not supposed to be smart Roo what are you doin Strangest place to find a boulder, period. Cool YOU FWICKIN LIED TO ME K whatevs D'aww. Keep whining, genwunners. I'll go Trubbish all the way. Donnel would like to have a word with you TO THE ZAFARI SONE THE ZVARRI ZONE THE TRUTH HAS BEEN ELEGANTLY REVEALED TO ME ONCE AGAIN Hey there Atmey fuck you ALRIGHT WE CAN CATCH SOMETHING COOL Fuck I swear I didn't come up with this name on impulse. Honest. ALL THE THINGS I COULD'VE GOT Teepo is now a bulldozer. VETERAN OF THE WAR RAISES ARMS ONCE AGAIN Also taught Flip steel wing Gives that extra hard malicious middle finger to the enemy Go away Also I found the guy's teeth offscreen derp YES FINALLY A NOT TACKLE/BITE PREPARE TO GET WRECK'D Next time on Darp: The Animated Zubatman It begins again fuck Completely related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 PART 1 OF DA 2 PART UPDATE THINGY aka this is what happens when you happen to have more than a 100 images I have 14 above that number The last person who said that got his ass kicked >Poison OH SHIT I TAKE THAT BACK Clearly I must fight moar ***TRAINING MONTAGE*** Just sing live to win or something ok Wow punkass Double punk Even the manager bought some of that strange candy from that man down the alleyway Oh shit battle guys EAT SURFS UP And I can't trade at all TARGETS SIGHTED YEAAAAAAAAAH MORE MIGHT Man so devoted Sherlock is here Fuck a maze MAXIMUM 5 ROLLOUT COMBO Again with the HM hint Game Freak LIVE TO WIN TIL YA DIE I'm not getting it. Sounds like the name of a really bad horror movie Get with the times LIVE TO WIN TIL YA DIE HELL YEAH Fuck why do I always have to walk into patches of grass on these routes Note the lack of any nearby mountain. HOLY SHIT IT'S HANK HIL AND SO I CONTINUED TO VENTURE AND BATTLE COUNTLESS MAGIKARPS Good thing dark type moves are special in gen 3 mwahahahahahaha Well since I'm here I'd say Teepo isn't an impressive name for a veteran of the war. Now this oozes badassery. This leads to that one other placey place TOO SLOW Yeah that one place with the low level guys Well said. AND THEN I VENTURED ALL THE WAY BACK NOW FOR THE TRUE BATTLE THE CURRENT SWAGTEAM PART 1 ENDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 8, 2013 Author Share Posted October 8, 2013 PART 2 BEGIN NOW, FOR THE REAL BATTLES Wow very trick so skill Look at all them poison types But that's why I hate them "I was a horrible Naruto" Get outta here. OH HELL YEAH HE SOARS This is what happens when antidotes run out full heals are your only option >Ninja Definitely. Wow an actual poison type Also we learned this and that's cool Sorry couldn't resist how ice that pun was- *shot* TRAINERS ELIMINATED NOW FOR A QUICK OVERDO- I MEAN, METH- I MEAN, MATHS LESSON Pro tip hug the corners and you go through 80% of the maze HOLD, KOGA I HAVE COME TO PUT AN END TO YOUR SELFDESTRUCTING WAYS I have absolutely no idea what that means. "I was always a better Sasuke" Poison is an asshole Sleep is a shit I BRING HOPE SELFDESTRUCT RESISTOR holy jesus lv37 for a minion this is what happens when they smokescreen GO TO SLEEP NO BAD MUK GOODNIGHT LOSER Must DEFEND FROM KOFFINGS Jeez oh shit Weezing is coming Rawk you must persevere JESUS CHRIST LV43 OH SHIT I FORGOT I LOCKED HIM INTO ROLLOUT COMBO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR HEINOUS CRIME BEGONE, FOUL MISCREATION ASSHOLE About time Like I care I'm so sorry, RAWK. If only I had switched out to Blargles... WE MUST NOT FORGET WHAT SHE HAS DONE FOR US RAWK SAVED US DURING THE DEATH OF THE JAYWALKER WE MUST STAND STRONG despite the fact that I have 4 electric weak pokemon Fuck I need to fight Sabrina assface I guess we'll just catch Zapdos next time PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT NOPE JUST KIDDING Remember Rawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ringabel Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 >BEGONE, FOUL MISCREATION Fire Emblem Awakening quotes FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 PART 1 OF KABLAMMY THE SILPH ADVENTURE Just so you know I'm actually british totally not dissing british stereotypes set by america WELCOME WE NEED TO GET TO SAFFRON BUT THERE ARE THIRSTY ZOMBIE GUARDS ON ALL SIDES TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM WE MUST TRAVEL TO WEST LONDON AND ACQUIRE TEA LIKE STEREOTYPICAL BRITISH PEOPLE I'm English too I honestly don't see how tea of all things quenches a policeman's thirst aren't you guys supposed to eat donuts or something "then gimme all your money kid" then the building exploded They must all be wearing monocles. WELCOME TO PURPLE CITY WELCOME TO SILPH Where are the company guys n' stuff Oh right team suckit takes over any building that looks big enough to annoy you Poor Wanderous can't face off Koga, Sabrina or Blaine. *sniff* It's just like why I didn't take Bulbasaur! *hint* Staredown I swear to god all these rockets are gonna have poison/paralysis fuck 'scuse me good sirs where can I find your card key and your car keys while you're at it HOLY JESUS FUCKAMOLÉ And then I went to heal and get supplies because I forgot to do that before also this image was taken at the precise moment of poison damage GIMME ALL OF THEM just an fyi I limit myself to about 8-14 items per pokemart WELCOME BACK TO SILPH CO SULPHUR CO SUFFER CO awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cmonnnnnnnnnnn why do people hide nuggets in trees It'd be better to call for frontup *shot* What, all 7 million of them? Oh yes I will I find it funny how Donnel has the highest special defense of all our pogeymans Not even gonna bother Technically, that means you're also a coward. But the point of da game is to beat da bad guys Wut On a side note I don't get why all these guys have pokemon that are lv25-30 I mean cmon' we're better than that shit AGAIN WITH THE REAL WORLD REFERENCES Subtle. Gimme I SAID GIMME I'm still not amused at the fact that 80% of my team is weak to electric :I I swear these things are gonna burn out quickly These grunts serve only to poison and paralyze instead of do any damage THIS PLACE IS TOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Then I took all the loot from the storage said every idiot ever YOU'RE NOT A SUCKIT maybe you're a duck it I seem to actually be using Cut very frequently. WHERE IS THE CARD KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Chronic backstabber Oh so it was hiding behind a suckit MOVE IT DOORS HEALING SPOT YES "I am wheatley for great science" OH FOR FUCKS SAKE After all this time my butt just couldn't resist butting in ok I'm sorry that was really bad Rather, I slowed them down. Because you're a threat, definetely. Whoa he actually has some good leveled pokémon what happened to the lv25 grunts huh FLIP THE BIRD VS. BIRD "I make you deal no damage" then Flip took a crit to the face but still won DONNEL VS. DERPEL REAL WINNER IS DRAGON RAGE This is unfair. IF YA THINK YER GONNA DO DAT YER SACK OF BALLS THEN YOU GOT THE WRONG THING COMING Man, Blargles is REALLY good. also I love how his final act is to poison me jerkass 1v1 me mate thought so A rocket with sunglasses? Fuck no, that would be a blast- Yeah, don't be a sore loser. It's not my fault all my allies are better than yours! gif popularity will increase my nuzlocke popularity by 2000% AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH HOTPODS Not even a "later" anymore? And I'd rather not have my butt smell me. Oh cool a free pogey But I don't want another electric weak guy I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE AS IT IS I'm bored let's kill this already don't you mean idle threat? awwww shiet it's da boss again So harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE GOODBYE POISONINGS That shouldn't really be a surprise. Plans? Never thought YOU'D come up with any. They exist to suck? Wow, so derogatory. YES AND THEN TEAM SUCKIT LEFT AND WE WON FOR DERP TIME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 9, 2013 Author Share Posted October 9, 2013 Drinking lemon squash while looking at an electronic screen is the equivalent of injecting meth into your eyes PART 2 OF PURPLE CITY THE SAFF SASS And then the sulphur co. building explodes as I walk out because it's supposed to I'm pretty sure you could've beaten them yourself they were pretty wimpy Sorry, but I don't want yet another electric weak pokemon. ...no, it really isn't. ANOTHER SURVIVING FUSH? YOU FOOLED ME CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU ok let's go here then :I HEY, I'M WELCOME NO MATTER WHERE I GO OKAY Hello, fights. Meet Flip. profightdonotlose Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww shiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet HINT HINT OH SHIT A BLACK BELT PIG AND THEN WE TOOK OF OUR SHOES AND KICKED EACH OTHER IN THE FACE And then they died neato Too much undeserved hate on hitmonchan, I'd say. I guess you could say he doesn't pull any punches MAN I'M ON A ROLL That's apparently Latin for Fist DON'T QUESTION MY NAMING METHODS no We must train this thing to become a good guy amirite guys SO LET'S DO THIS And that is why Hitmonchan is awesome... it's a shame 3rd gen makes these moves special based. Oh well, he still has some great attack to use brick break with. LET'S TRY TO TRAIN USIN' THIS INSTEAD Well I guess that works too TOO LAZY TO RESUME TRAINING I'll do it later I swear To be fair, butts don't have a brain. ...wow, whatta buncha assholes Those guys were cool okay And then you show up and you're like "move out bitches" MOTHER OF GOD. Just like any normal human being! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Also, we now get to see that hilarious Channeler sprite that we couldn't see back then yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay BOSS TIME BLAH BLAH LONG TALK yeah we get the drill already Doesn't matter how much you heal, I can bite you all day. Man, bite has never been so useful. Why the hell do you have a bug/poison type in a psychic gym Holy jesus that was close Calm Mind Psychic is nothing to scoff at it's a good thing we don't have those dodgy crit mechanics anymore ...yeah. TOO BAD FOR YOU THOUGH ...wait, did Admiral T. Neptune just solo Sabrina? HELL YEAH You fought the force of a planet >:3 ...wow lazy I don't see how marshes have anything to do with psychic stuff cool. TOO BAD WE CAN'T LEARN IT HUH but slots rely on luck so all you'd predict is whether you'd lose all your money or not NEXT TIME ON RIREFED WE TRAIN AND BLAINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Elliot Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Never òaughed this much reading a Nuzlicke. You definitely gotta keep this up! All my kudos for you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted October 11, 2013 Author Share Posted October 11, 2013 Y is arriving at my doorstep tomorrow and I didn't finish this yet fuck I'll find a way dun wurry NOW WE RIDE AT OUR HOMETOWN BECAUSE WE NEED TO See we gotta do this to travel down there I wasn't planning on catching something new anyway >:I WHO NEEDS WILD POKÉMON Sky Uppercut is gonna be infinitely more useful than Fire Punch; trust me, it would barely gonna see any use at all compared to the other two. ROCKIN' And then Fisty killed everyone in the map WELCOME TO REDFLAMETHINGY ISLE First stop Keep it forever it's only level 5 GIMME 8 OF ALL YOUR FULL HEALS Wise words never spoken. And for some reason the key is in a long-burned down mansion The other reason why elemental punches are good TWO IN A ROW Then go home kid I feel so glad to be the one saying it instead Indeed, who wouldn't press random switches? None of us wouldn't Now we head up here since all we have down here are exploding jerkface koffings Ultimate burglar defense In a burnt mansion Diary: October 11 Number Of Game Freak's Real Region References: 3 k Man, killing stuff here is easy with fisto. YOUR PARTNER IS DEAD MUHAHAHAHA original name do not steal MORE AIMLESS WANDERING ImeanIknowwhereI'mgoingbutstill I like how they try to give us this right after Sky Uppercut. SECRET AREA neat. TO THE LEDGES I actually took the one on the left Well I've met about 5 other people so far so that disproves your theory LIAR GIMME YOUR CAR KEYS NOW OR THE KITTEN GETS IT holy shit basementttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Mewthree never existed and never will conclusion Mewtwo was created by Valve this mansion is the original HQ of Valve Co. OH SHIEEET yeahwhatever Sweet find. MWAHAHAHAHA ooooh a secret because the gym's only key being secret makes perfect sense THAT GYM DOOR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A KEYHOLE BOLARSEAM da key works without a keyhole legit time for some quick grinding on the members who will not be participating That'll do. also wow fisty has really low health Um why Burn doesn't happen that often y'know A Fush's butt is naturally fire-resistant, as you shall see. Go to Orre, pal. So you can either answer questions to go through or beat trainers I took the latter because yay free experience "get on my level scrub" Oh, you poor gen 3 thing. FEAR THE HYDRO PUMP OF DOOM You became lost in the world but grammar Awkwardly worded :I I guess he was the one to blaine for getting himself lost *minigunned* HERE IT IS DA BLAINE HIMSELF Wanna get doused? You better have GRAMMAR! FEAR THE HYDRO PUMP DESTROYER OF ALL This was probably the shortest gym fight so far I mean there's a fire place in the middle of a giant sea of water guys You're asking for it not interested Hell yeah WAIT WHAT DONNY CAN LEARN IT well sure wynaut oh great what do you want Fine then How the hell did you get a boat in here Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh I guess he's on One Island because he's your one friend NOW WHO NEEDS THE BURN HEAL HUH Sweet more dosh godamnit fine Next time I just sum up to you guys what happened since I want to get back to main stuff and then we fight viridian guys It's the name's fault; ember was never too strong a move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Elliot Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 No more updates on this ;-; I was a loyal fan ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senik Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I also miss FushRed Nuzlocke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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