Chevaleresse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 ffs, just get on the server and battle one another already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Nope, no android and I can't use my damn laptop for that because my dad says I can only get things he approves of. Now quiet it's fun to see her every weakness through debate. Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Gtg night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Currently only a theoretical team. My old BW2 team is Bakusharna, Serpy, Starm, Croturn, Heatank, and Snipedra My theoretical X/Y team is (thanks for the suggestion) Megardevoir, Serpy, Goowall, Magicslash, Heatank, and Snipedra (or maybe croturn, havent decided. Really need the water though). Still Dragon oriented though. Megardevoir: *checks if gardevoir has any bug moves* Thunderbolt, Psychic, hyper beam, shadow ball Serpy: (serperior) Leafstorm,Giga drain,Dragon Pulse,HP rock (I know how to breed one) >: ) Goowall: (goodra) Flamethrower, Sludge bomb, Draco Meteor (last resort, go to Megardevoir for dragon coverage) Muddy water Magicslash: (aegislash) Shadow ball, shadow sneak, flash cannon, king's shield Heatank (heatran) Flash Cannon, Earth Power, Magma storm, Roar Croturn (crobat) U-Turn, Cross poison, Fly, faint attack Edited December 26, 2013 by grasssnake485 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Mega gardevoir? Oh sh*t I'm actually afraid of something you've got to fight with now! Yeah screw gtg night I'm not actually gone, I just don't want to admit defeat to a girl in a wedding dress. (mega gardevoir) i'd need my gengar! Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 Pssh, one psychic and its dead. Beware Mega mewtwo and Mega blaziken, It kills Arceus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Not a bad team, I could give some pointers to delete all weaknesses like I have. But no matter how I deny it fairy types fuck my world. And gengar out speeds gardevoir so I can hypnosis and then continue. But I am very cautious of it no matter how much it looks like its on wedding day. It's dangerous to my team and it, so far has been one true threat. Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Like they say, you can burn my food (beat up my pokemon) lose my rum (beat me badly using fucking fairies) and... Wait... Where has the rum gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 WTF? I never liked fairies either. But hey, aknowledge them. Btw, they are the "light" type in Japan LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 They are my worst enemy, the thing I feared since I found my place. They are my opposite and they are my nightmares. They are fucking light fairies. Sylveon had come to tie me to a chair with fleshy bows and force me to watch lucky star until I die of stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Well at least while I'm stuck here watching this until I die tied in a chair with fleshy bows I can just be happy that Garra's rum isn't gone, then shikaku would surely be unleashed! (Garra to Rocklee) why is the rum gone? (Rocklee) I left your rum, it's bad for you! That day shikaku had a very good meal of Rocklee. Don't mess with garra's rum kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 WTF? I never liked fairies either. But hey, aknowledge them. Btw, they are the "light" type in Japan LOL Why couldn't they be Light-type here, too. . . Plus, the word for Light in Japanese is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Yeah, and they're evil little beasts... To me anyways. That flabebe's purpose is to come forth and reap my dark type soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Here's another Christmas story kiddies! (Totally not pedo Santa) "ALRIGHT KIDDIES! IN DIS STORY THERE'S GRASS! A SERPERIOR! AND JAKE, A LITTLE FLUFFY ABSOL! ENJOY KIDDIES!!! HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!" (Grass) hey, Jake where's my maple syrup? I know I had it on the boat whenever we hit shore, have you seen it? (Jake) the maple syrup is gone! (Grass) why is the syrup gone?! (Jake) one, it's changed you into a greedy little tyrant of a snake, and two it's sticky. So I cut all the barrels up! Now we don't have to worry about it! (Grass) THOSE REASONS ARENT GOOD ENOUGH! NOW I HAVE NO SYRUP AND IM HUNGRY! (Totally not pedo Santa) now kiddies, Grass was mad! So, she solved the issue herself! And Jake never saw the light of day again! (There is a small moving lump in Grass's belly) (Totally not pedo Santa) DONT MESS WITH OTHER PEOPLES STUFF KIDDIES! DO YOU WANNA BE A JAKE?! I THOUGHT SO, LETS GO TO MY VAN KIDDIES! ILL READ MOAR STORIES! The end... Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) I more of the *violently attacks and slashes to pieces* type. Add a poison type to your team. Or a pokemon that can use poison type moves and can survive moonblast, like goodra. Salamence comes off. Edited December 26, 2013 by grasssnake485 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 You are fuckin harsh, I HAZ BROBATS! AND I HAZ GOODRAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) What about a steel-type? Or Dragalge? Edited December 26, 2013 by KingMurdoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) DUMMIT FACKIN MURDUCK I HAS SCIZOR AND STEELIX! And I'm the assassination type or close combat, no evidence but a guilty tear as I stab a person's spinal cord causing instant death. Or snipe them from afar with a 22 rifle. Or if I couldn't I have very elegant fighting moves, no rough punches, I mostly take other peoples power and use it against them. For example, my brother tried to kick me today. I grabbed his leg and tripped him by knocking out the other with one of my legs. The crazed sword fighting is out of my style, even when I'm angry I just fight faster XD Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 And the first one of you to suggest a snake dies, I hate snakes! I HATE EM! Serperior is the only exception because it's not going to eat me alive. IM TALKING TO YOU SERVIPER! I SEE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR DINNER APRON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 I am crazy flexible. As in I can stick my head between my legs - Backwards. And my nails literally draw blood. I more of a dodge-and-hit Never seen a gun in real life ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) But my question is... How would a fight between our two styles come out? XD I'm the "examine and wait for it" type And you're the dodge and hitter that all people get beaten by... Wouldn't that by default mean neither of us would move the whole fight? XD Imagine this. Announcer: today folks we have two fighters! Jake in the blue corner and grass in the red! It'll be a big fight today folks! And now we're underway! *neither of us blinks and we just stare awkwardly* Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 26, 2013 Author Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Meep. I have experience with a sword. (though Im not exactly the best at it. and plus i have literally almost no muscle) But it is safe for me to say I can air flip over... a 4 foot tall bar. And *cough cough, if I can aim correctly* you do not want to get hit by one of my kicks progressing into a flip. By the way, if you were stranded on a deserted island with ONLY a knife, what would you do? I would kill myself some rabbits, then look for some wood and water Edited December 26, 2013 by grasssnake485 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Ill finish when I get home cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 (edited) Easy, use a whistle to attract attention from predators and give them a taste of my knife skills. Make a shelter from cactus ribs and sleep under rocks at night. And drink water from under plants where there's aqua firs Edited December 26, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) And yes I know it's only a knife that I can have but the only knife I have is attached to a languard with a whistle XD And yeah swords are cool and all but they're too slow, hard to avoid, but can be slow in some situations. So I prefer a knife or short sword (Bowie knife) Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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