grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 You mean aquifers? Dude, youre going to have to dig a well to get to them. I would get up a tree, take my knife, make some snares and a bow and arrows, then go hunting and looking for water. If a bear comes my way, Ill climb up a tree, then jump across branches. Anyway, I posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) Snares? That's the easy way, sure they're easy to make but that's only for hogs and rabbits. I'm talking about Making a underground tree shelter by digging, attracting food and killing. Water is under a tree usually so I have water inside the tree shelter. And making bows takes expertise that only years of carving work can obtain. And sure climbing and tree jumping is nice and all, but it makes vibrations that cause animals to spook and run. I've hunted before XD, Making arrows requires aerodynamic propulsion that can only be obtained naturally by killing birds which is extremely hard, and a bear can climb and it will chase you and ram the trees. The only way to kill a bear is to stab through it's very thick hide into the throat or in the spine. Which even then is hard. And they don't give a shit, they will maul you to death and chase you through the forest until they calm down. Tree or not. And shelter underground is a great idea because not only is there water, warmth absorption from dirt, and air pockets, but it's a place to hide from bears and wolves. They can't get to you unless they smell you and if they find your shelter than a stab to the eye will pierce their brain causing instant death. Luring is the easiest way to eat for a long while. Plus by using reflection from the sun and holding two fingers in front of the knife while atop a tree you can make a bright light meaning distress to an overhead pilot. And if I needed fire then I can use my knife to scrape the wood from trees to cause heat that will soon make fire. It's not about being a tree jumping night ninja, it's about being smarter than the thing after you. And believe me a bear WILL chase you up a tree and they will get you some time. And digging is a necessity to get the water, true. But I will staircase as I go down so I can climb out if I need to. Work pays off. And a river is a good source of food and water too if I could find one while I was working, I could catch salmon and drink water, but I would make my under tree home farther from the river and I would always check the river before going because bears are notorious for hanging around rivers and catching salmon. Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) So all I can say about your method... DATS NAUGHT GEWD ENUF! Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 I dont know the first thing about surviving in the wilderness. I went camping with a friend once, and they brought a frozen chicken, a crate of various vegetables, and two bags of marshmallows. My friend's dad shot a couple of rabbits while I was showering. (yes, there were showers at our campsite.) Ive made a bow out of a tree branch before. Works pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Not bad, but the best bows take days to make, and dat camping cheating tho XD I should teach you survival skills. And to carve a bow that works especially well you need to have a very strong wood, and a very soft wood. By taking the strong wood (a large amount to carve a bow from) is necessary and a softer wood is needed to make string. Heck even a shoelace can work as a string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 *takes hair bands apart* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 ... You should keep those, long hair is a weakness because animals, and trees can snatch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 And nobody posts at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Moi ish busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 I have shoulder length hair. Not exactly much to grab onto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) That's really good, typically I see girls with long hair, I generally keep my hair short, or a medium length to still look like a snazzy badass but not so long that I look like a rock punk with neck length hair. But that's good that there's not much to grab onto, and you've shown natural flexibility but what are you strengths? I've seen cougar (mountain lion) tracks that were fresh and instantly became twice as cautious as I already was and pulled out my flesh knife (even though it's pathetic to try to cut it because that'll just piss it off) and then slowly and cautiously stalked back to the camp. what would you do in that situation of seeing the same fresh track as I did? Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Run like a maniac in the other direction. Ive seen fresh mountain lion tracks when I went mountain climbing a few weeks ago. Other than being really accurate at throwing things? Hey, Im fast (ish, I get 8 minute miles). I literally dont have any muscle in my upper arms. But I can carry two gallon tanks of water in each hand with relative ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 But that's not that bad even, and speed is a virtue, like I'm pretty fast with lots of muscle. But for a male building speed isn't as easy as building muscle and nearly instantly losing calories. Like its surprising that I can outrun and outlast people when I'm a natural stud. Yet despite that my brain is larger than my muscles. I know more science than necessary and i still manage to work out. Plus, asthma is my one weakness. I, despite outlasting some people due to sheer willpower, will be out speeded and out lasted by other people no matter what because of the damn disease. And it's pretty bad too. It all adds to the why does my body suck so badly factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 2 laps = 1 mile at my school. 1st lap- me: *sprints* 2nd lap - me: *pants and walks+jogs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) And yes my life has been a jackass to me so far Asthma ruins my naturally athletic body I have felt REAL pain (snapping my leg in half x.x) I am constantly bullied and or made fun off I am seen as a desirable bullying target because I never fight back I have no place to unwind my hellish inner feelings. Good things I have a family that cares about me I have a brother to teach me about caring for people instead of being a stone hearted person (which I am) I am able to walk normal after my freak leg break I have a gift of wisdom that I have proven about 4 times and brought people from suicide by using it. I am a good manipulator when I need to be (but that can also be bad and evil technically) I can fight considerably well I fight asthma with pure ambition to be better instead of letting it ruin my lungs. My school gym day on the track Sprint around a track: completely fine until the end where my asthma murders my lungs Run around the track again except this time running up and down the stadium stairs and there are 4 sets of stadium stairs: asthma is destroying my performance and I'm Literally running on willpower. Hard athletics is hard with asthma Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) I was just dared to watch this Here's the thoughts that ran through my head while watching (Beginning)1: hmmm an anime song? Why would I be dared to watch this it can't be that bad... (Shortly after starting)2: wtf is that at the bottom left corner 0_o (At the end)3: throw away my reason and follow her? No, just no. Why was I dared to watch this hellish song? Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 I get bullied just because im not "fashionable" I dont like makeup, which almost every girl wears at my school I despise perfume, they make my nose sting I do NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT I WEAR TO SCHOOL. As long as its clean, Im wearing it. I play video games instead of chatting on facebook (what do you do on facebook anyway?) I care more about my (nearly) perfect grades than my appearance I would rather hang out with a friend and read manga at a bookstore than hang out at Starbucks chatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 OMGOMGOMGOMFOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG TETO <3333333333333333333333333333 THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) I absolutely can't stand girls with makeup, they flirt and flirt and try to look pretty... I can stand it. It hurts to watch somebody do that to themselves just to get a boyfriend. Perfume hurts my nose and seconds later takes away my ability to smell FUCKING PERFUME! And girls will just be minding their business getting lunch and I'm right behind them and my patience is absolutely fine like usual (I have a long fuse but when it gets to the end I'm a nuke) Then out of nowhere this crowd of girls comes in and starts to talk for so long and they stall the line a good 10 minutes and my eye is twitching in anger as I realize I won't get to eat for a while. I hate spending time with tons of friends, they can be very annoying and they talk about their oh so dramatic lives. I instead end up reading a good Jules Vern or maybe think of something. Manga is derpy, I read maximum ride one time and my brain just derped. It's all yelling and food and stuff. I like good animes and manga but then again it's all derp. Like lucky star is derp... And maximum ride can be really derpy. I don't even read often now because all the books that are out are strange. And TV is slowly edging towards that gross dirty smexxy stuff... It's annoying. Now I end up playing games that are derpy too and my only relief are good games like assassins creed, god of war, and some blazblue or something. Those games are epic and some are just really funny. Screw makeup, perfume, overly flirty girls, stupid books tv shows and games, and that one big life issue. Boredom and the only book to read is a bad manga...oh and teto singing to me.. It burns...and yet through all these things I keep this cold blank stare of death. If you saw my normal stare you'd either get scared or be silent. And male fashion? Don't even get me started, I wear dark colored jeans and a black long sleeved shirt and my "evil" stare and nobody says a damn word. Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 And also I read your post on the salty spittoon, is pain for girls really that bad? I really hope you don't break a limb as badly as I had, for me the pain was hell, for a girl tho... 0_0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 According to what ive heard, a girl getting hit in the breasts is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls. Only that for girls, it is *that* much easier to hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) Girls don't get hit by guys unless the guy is a sick minded jackass. Hitting a girl doesn't get much more wrong. Yet girls hit guys all the time : P Lolwut... And yeah some guys are perverts and others are just weird but personally I look at a good looking girl, think "nice" and continue my day. But these other guys are trying way to hard and are like HAI BEYBA WUNNU GO 2 DINER?! Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 My preferred outfit is either a band shirt with jeans, or a band shirt with overshirt, coat, and khakis or slacks. I get you on the perfume thing; it's one thing to wear a little, but the girls at my high school slather it on to the point that it gets difficult to breathe without vomiting when they're nearby. I used to get bullied because of Aspergers, but as I have matured I have mostly left my reputation as a "spaz" (don't call me a spaz or I will live up to the name) and become more understanding of what is and what is not acceptable behavior. Now, apparently, I'm kind of popular. About the asthma; don't let it hold you back. The best fencer at my club has asthma. So did Teddy Roosevelt, the most athletic president. Physical power has never been my strong suit. I'm fairly agile, and can overpower people with sheer rage, but at the same time I'm rather weak and a slow-ish runner. Mentally, well, I have a measured IQ of around 150. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) I am out powered after a while, I'm strong in general but even when I try really hard stronger people always can out power me >.< And then they'll step on me and kick me >.< It's all the same with jerks... And then there's the moment when I get mad and I nearly break the person's neck and then I stop myself. Having an annoying little brother is good practice to learn to not kill people in rage fits... Especially my rage fits >.> And most people aren't stronger than me, I can just get tossed around by stronger or bigger guys And I'm 5.8 so they're usually just a bit stronger or they have the advantage. But i will break ur face with my elbow in a fist fight XD yet I maintain very agile and decent dodging abilities and countering abilities too. When my brother tried to kick me I dodged within less than half a second and when he tried to kick me again I swatted his leg causing him to spin and fall into the floor XD Edited December 27, 2013 by Absol-lutelty awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasssnake485 Posted December 27, 2013 Author Share Posted December 27, 2013 Lol. There's this guy in my choir class who drives my literally nuts. Damn, sometimes i wish i didnt restrain myself so much, but if i didnt, i could get in trouble. And detention is one thing i do NOT want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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