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Wow, I've been having some serous food for thought here.

These questions have been itching at the back of my mind for a while when I'm in the community.

Is team shadow technologically advanced?

If so is their tech better than ours?

Have they created mass destructive classed weaponry? Nukes, chemical bombs, warheads, etc.

What are team shadows believes or motivation?

What is their view on the world?

Do they use weapons and science instead of magic and such we use?

Why do they choose to fight/kill?

(I'm aware they're after the legendaries to dominate and conquer the village of clouds and vice versa)

Do they believe poke-people are insufficient beings?

Do they have reasons to fight/kill at all or are they a sadistic/insane group of people?

If the theory that women feel pain worse than guys do, you wanna go paintballing with me next weekend grass? >: D

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Sonny's team is:

Tuatara- Heliolisk (F), level 55

Rayleigh- Sawsbuck (M) (Summer antlers), level 55

Harvey- Girafarig (M) level 35

Nemea- Pyroar (F) level 25

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Also I've considered something. Why not, just to reduce rp confusion, just change Jake's schedule to the same as you guy's. For the reason of "to many students joining classes and some need to be moved to others to save room" then "this schedule will go into effect tomorrow due to the exams." Boom, no more issues with classes

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I hate you too Grass. Now it'll make it easier, didn't ask for anything else yeah or no?

: P

Also nobody has answered even one of my questions from earlier

THESE PERHAPS!?

Is team shadow technologically advanced?

If so is their tech better than ours?

Have they created mass destructive classed weaponry? Nukes, chemical bombs, warheads, etc.

What are team shadows believes or motivation?

What is their view on the world?

Do they use weapons and science instead of magic and such we use?

Why do they choose to fight/kill?

(I'm aware they're after the legendaries to dominate and conquer the village of clouds and vice versa)

Do they believe poke-people are insufficient beings?

Do they have reasons to fight/kill at all or are they a sadistic/insane group of people?

If the theory that women feel pain worse than guys do, you wanna go paintballing with me next weekend grass? >: D

Especially that last one...

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I hate you too Grass. Now it'll make it easier, didn't ask for anything else yeah or no?

: P

Also nobody has answered even one of my questions from earlier

THESE PERHAPS!?

Is team shadow technologically advanced?

If so is their tech better than ours?

Have they created mass destructive classed weaponry? Nukes, chemical bombs, warheads, etc.

What are team shadows believes or motivation?

What is their view on the world?

Do they use weapons and science instead of magic and such we use?

Why do they choose to fight/kill?

(I'm aware they're after the legendaries to dominate and conquer the village of clouds and vice versa)

Do they believe poke-people are insufficient beings?

Do they have reasons to fight/kill at all or are they a sadistic/insane group of people?

If the theory that women feel pain worse than guys do, you wanna go paintballing with me next weekend grass? >: D

Especially that last one...

WHoops, maybe I forgot to tell you the time period. But anyway, the time period is in the mid 1900's, Emerald has kept their village mostly secluded for the past 100ish years, therefore Team Shadow is a lot more advanced in technology. Meaning they have devices that can control a legendary by force, guns and the sort, but not so large scale as a giant nuclear bomb. Yeah, they have smaller bombs. And in case you dont know, Shadow has poke-people followers. Therefore they utilize magic and traditional means of fighting as well. And dont forget pokemon.

Wait a bit, im still writing a 14+ page prolouge. Promise you guys will understand a bit more on why shadow hates emerald (and learn how emerald maybe isnt the "god" of this RP)....

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Mother of god, we've got to deal with people who have advanced weaponry, magic, AND POKEMON?!

We're before the time of WWII?! Back in the 1900s before the world war such tech wasn't available, these guys are geniuses!

But of course I'm pretty sure our world isn't in the same universe as ours. So yeah no WWII.

Anyways exactly HOW advanced is their tech? Is it like, better than now? Cause I can see that now actually. To control legends, it would take something as far as using advanced frequency mind control.

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Already states such.

But what kind of techies are these kind folks? Better or same? Like I said, takes a lot to control things.

Hell, this is 1900s? Here I the 2000s Japan just finished perfecting semi auto jets some time back. And controlling highly sofisticated animals? These guys are awesome.

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Oh so we're talking sword fights with people having high frequency swords, which in case you don't know, have alternating electrical currents, this literally means it weakens the atomic bonds of whatever it's slicing.

Woohoo, so much fun...

I'm screwed XD

Sounds like fun to me actually lets go!

Speaking of fun, gonna take up my offer on paintball? Hahaha...

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lol

How to Give a Cat a Pill:

1) Pick up cat and cradle it in the crock of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of the cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm while holding rear paws tightly with left hand Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Retrieve spouse from outside.

6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees. Hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold the cat firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible form below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans. Drink one beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door on neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot of scotch and drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check record for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw shirt away and fetch new on from bedroom.

12) Call fire department to retrieve cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13) Tie the little ^@'s front legs to rear legs with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak. Be rough about it. Hold cat's head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14) consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the ER. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15) Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.


How to Give a Dog a Pill:

1) Wrap pill in bacon.

2) Toss it in the air.

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Dammit Grass you're stupid as usual.

How to give a cat a pill

1) order custom cat food from some random ass company, whatever mr.whiskers wants.

2) tell the company to put the pill inside a piece of the cat food box.

3) tell the company to put an antiemetic inside the cat food.

4) pay big dollars

5) feed cat

-__- use the bit of intellect you have left in your head Grass, I'm 13 and you're... However old you are... And I came up with some way that's not completely brutal.

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