Fact-checking the Pokedex with Gossip Gardevoir [not official]

[Black Hoof]

Hello! Gossip Gardevoir here going for something new! What is it, you may ask ?

*Shows a Pokedex*

You already know Pokedexes have a lot of things to say about pokemon everywhere! But I have noticed it also tells about many rumors and unverified stuff!

That's why I have decided to find out the truth about them, with YOU! Let's start with the fiery, winged dragon, Charizard!

*Walks towards nearby Charizard*

Hello, my good friend, there is something I would like to ask you! You see, this Pokedex here says that you can spit fire hot enough to melt boulders!

*Charizard growls*

... Not that I have any doubt about you being able to do that, but would you please breathe fire on this boulder right here, and prove this to be true to our faithful audience ?

*It uses Flamethrower... But not at the boulder*

AAAAAAHHHH!!! I AM ON FIRE!!!

*Runs around*

IT BURNS!!! PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!! AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

*Runs away from the camera*

*The camera cuts*

[Black Hoof]

Hello! Fact-checking Gardevoir here, back on the job! Now, our first attempt at fact-checking certainly... derailed, but don't you worry, no fiery fire type this time!
Today, we have gone mountainside to find out if Graveler, as the Pokedex says, truly roll over any obstacle as they move down mountain trails!
*A rumbling sound is heard, getting louder.*
... Oh! Here is one, rolling down the slope, over here!
*The camera turns left and follows a Graveler rolling down.*
Well, this one didn't encounter any significant obstacle on its path. Let's look for another!
*Walks forward, past a large boulder, followed by camera, when more rumbling starts.*
Another one, getting closer! ... Yes! It's moving towards this big boulder right there! Will it just blow its way through it? No way we'll miss that!
Wait for it...
*Graveler hits the boulder and bounces in the air, to its left.*
Are you KIDDIN-

*THUMP!*
*Disappears when the rock type pokemon lands on her before continuing down the mountain.*
"Gaaaaaar..."
*The camera moves closer and tilts downwards, showing the new hole and a dirt covered, stunned Gardevoir laying still on her back, her eyes staring at the sky. After a few seconds, the camera cuts.*

[Black Hoof]

And a bonus, short.

 

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Hello! Fact-checking Gardevoir here, back on the job! Today, we are entering the old and mysterious power plant, east of Beryl Ward, for more Pokedex entries' fact-checking!
*Walks forward in a dark room.*
... Well, the lights aren't strong there... I can barely see my microphone! Oh!

I am fine! I just stumbled on something round. Don't you worry, I have just what we need in this darkness!
*Uses Flash!*
Isn't it better?
"Eleeeeeec..."
*Several Electrode in the room start producing sparks.*
Oh! Electrode! All around us!

*Opens the Pokedex's Electrode entry.*

The Pokedex says they have a tendancy to Self-Destruct at the slightest... shock.
*All Electrode explode, and the camera briefly shows smoke before it cuts.*

[Black Hoof]

Hello! Fact-checking Gardevoir here, back on the job! Today, we are at Apophyll Beach!
This time, we have nice Pokemon, a blue sky, the waves' relaxing sound... no fire, no crushing, no angry Pokemon ...

So! This time, we are with the calm Slowbro, along with its peaceful Shellder. The Pokedex says that if the Shellder lets go of Slowbro's tail, it will turn back into a Slowpoke. How about we find out if it's true ?
*She walks closer to a nearby Slowbro, relaxing on the sand.
Hello good sirs, do you mind if we take a moment to find out if the Pokedex's entry about your species is right or wrong ? It seems that you, Slowbro, can turn back into a Slowpoke if the Shellder here frees your tail.
"..."
You two can get back together and evolve again right after we are done, assuming you truly switch back to your pre-evolutions, no worries!
"..."
... Hello ?
*Slowbro looks at her.*
"... Slowbro ?"
So, would you like to show us ?
"..."
... Slowbro ? ... Shellder ?
"... Slowbro ?"
The Shellder ? On your tail ? Would you kindly let it go ? Just a moment ?
"..."
... Or you, Shellder ? Could you, please, release this Slowbro's tail for a bit ? ... Pretty please ?
"..."
"..."
"... Slowbro ?"
*Her left eye twitches.*
*Half an hour later...*
*Slowbro looks at the Shellder on its tail.*
"... Slowbro ?"
YES! Yes! This Shellder! Can you make it release your tail !?
"..."
*Slowbro looks back at her.*
"... Slowbro ?"
...
"..."
*Psychic energy seems to build up.*
"..."
"...rrrrrRRRRR..."
"... Slowbro ?"
IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT LET GO OF YOUR TAIL, THEN I WILL!
*She drops the microphone, then grabs the Slowbro's tail and the Shellder with her hands as nearby, concerned looking people intervene to try calming and separating the irate Gardevoir from the other psychic type.*
"GARDE?! GARDEVOIR! GAR... GARDEVOIR!!! VOIR!"
The Pokemon are soon hidden from the camera as a crowd forms around the scene. The camera then cuts.*