SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) No, I don't. TRHS, what kind of present do you think that SHIA would like? Edited September 5, 2015 by SkyRunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Hmm, I'm not sure. Maybe we could get SHIA some binoculars to help with watching the wasteland Sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 binoculars it is, speaking of which, it seems you're back Shia, *Proceeds to activate spike confetti + fireworks, balloons etc.* JUST, DO IT! WELCOME BACK, SHIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Let the welcome back party begin. Would you like some of our blueberry and toxic spike pie SHIA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 *cave explodes once again* I'm back everyone!How are you all? Oh, and yes, I'd love the pie, Mde. Now, where is TRHS? I need to talk to him quick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) USER: TRHS HAS BEEN OFFLINE SINCE 7:05 PM GMT. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT A TRACE ON THIS USER'S CELLULAR COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE? (AUTHORISED USER: SHIA) YES/NO Edited September 5, 2015 by Juuzou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 ....No. I don't think we should resort to those kinds of measures. But, where's Sky? I need to talk to him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Sky will be here soon I think. Right Juu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) USER: SKY HAS BEEN OFFLINE SINCE 8:18 PM GMT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOUT LOUDLY AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS UNTIL HE COMES TO YOUR DOOR? (USER AUTHORISATION: MDE) YES/NO Edited September 5, 2015 by Juuzou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luccaconde Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 (edited) I'm not him but... Yes SHIA? Edited September 5, 2015 by luccaconde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 AUTHORISED BY USER: LUCCA PASSWORD: ********* COMMENCING OPERATION: 5H0UT USE OF HEARING PROTECTION RECOMMENDED: TRUE YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO ABORT OPERATION, COUNTDOWN TIMER: 00:00 OPERATION IN PROGRESS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 ...Juu, what are you doing? Welcome back, SHIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Ah, Sky!Just the person I wanted to see. How's the operations here in the Wasteland, Sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 OPERATION PROCEDURE COMPLETED OPERATION STATUS: SUCCESS SYSTEM GOING INTO STANDBYE MEMBER LOGGING ON: SKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 We were planning a welcome back party for you. We have toxic spike flavoured everything, courtesy of Juu. Juu, is this stuff edible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 STATUS OF CONSUMABLE GOODS: NON-PERISHABLE TOXICITY: TRUE pH SCALE READING: 0 SAFETY RATING: 0% RECOMMENDED DOSAGE: -90 g RECOMMENDED CONSUMPTION TEMPERATURE: OVER 9000 DEGREES KELVIN CONSUMABLE: TRUE PLEASE PROCEED TO CONSUME TOXIC GOODS, USER: SKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 One question before I start eating, Juu. Will this kill me, a cloud dweller who sometimes eats pollution for lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniper Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 FATALITY OF SKY-BASED CONSUMERS: TRUE RECOMMENDED FOR CONSUMPTION BY SKY-BASED USERS: TRUE BASIS FOR RECOMMENDATION: TERMINATION OF USER: SKY = BENEFICIAL TO PLAN EXPLANATION OF MECHANICAL CRUELTY: MACHINES CAN HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR- bzzt bzzt Bzzzzzzzzzzt USER: SKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 This toxic pie actually tastes good. Hopefully we don't die Sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Um. mde, if this would kill me, then it'll kill you for sure. Right, Juu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Yep, I'd be gone. I think it is safe though. Is it Juu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Juu's said that it's not safe a number of times... And I was an idiot and posted on a topic that's over a year old because I'm trigger happy. mde, spare me the embarrassment and give me that pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Did you post on SHIA's old welcome topic? Never mind. But here's the pie anyway Sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Yay. *eats whole thing* mde, this probably wasn't the best idea. *dies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mde2001 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 NO! SKY DON'T DIE! Help him SHIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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