Halloween Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 there's a special place in hell for people that put pineapple on their pizzas. it goes like, bingbing welcome to circle six: people that make mlp sex dolls, people that listen to toby keith, and people that put pineapple on their pizzas enjoy your fucking stay so try again, TRHStatement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 (edited) EWW pineapple! NO! Halloween do you like pineapples ruining a perfectly good pizza? EDIT: Okay gg on answering my question before I could even ask it I'll still guess halloween Edited May 18, 2016 by BlueMoonIceCream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samalet Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Nah man. The next poster will surely be Bibs. Bibs, you there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spineblade Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 there's a special place in hell for people that put pineapple on their pizzas. I will stare God in the face and walk backwards into Hell. pineapple pizza FTW Micky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 spine you twisted fuck theres children on this website they dont need to hear about your pizza perversions praise the lord micky comere, let's have a prayer circle for these heathens to return them to the light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I don't understand the hate on pineapples for a topping. It's not that bad! Ham & Pineapple pizza is great! Even a Meat Lover's pizza with pineapples isnt bad at all. Fine, I will stand on my own. Label me as the pizza anti-christ Ween, but you can't convert me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 You know pineapples technically eat you right, why would you want that? Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtNoobly Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 nope ame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spineblade Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I don't understand the hate on pineapples for a topping. It's not that bad! Ham & Pineapple pizza is great! Even a Meat Lover's pizza with pineapples isnt bad at all. Fine, I will stand on my own. Label me as the pizza anti-christ Ween, but you can't convert me. Come on TRHS, we can show them the true blessing of ham and pineapple pizza together. Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 i mean objectively i have questionable taste in pizza toppings as well but pineapple is like, cascading caramel syrup over it. we're 50/50 on this now, dhan or viri? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 We need a tie breaker and if that person votes pineapple it doesn't count and we need a new tie breaker Right, Weenial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 yup yup. i'm surprised we're even tied, i thought common sense hatred for pineapple pizza was more widespread. i still think viri or dhan is gonna pop in soon and be like "no, no pineapple, we put mango on our pizza" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spineblade Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 yup yup. i'm surprised we're even tied, i thought common sense hatred for pineapple pizza was more widespread. i still think viri or dhan is gonna pop in soon and be like "no, no pineapple, we put mango on our pizza" Viri hasn't had a pizza in years, so I doubt he'll have much to say on the matter. Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I have a vendetta against mangos so that's like a nightmare I haven't had a pizza in year and I can still easily say that pineapple on pizza is a terrible idea TRHS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dhanush D Bhatt Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I have a vendetta against mangos so that's like a nightmare Get out. Now. I haven't tried pineapple on pizza so I can't really say but I don't really think those two would go well together. Ween? Also, who perverts mangoes by putting a pizza under them? God, you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Alright, of you look up mango pizza, it actually doesn't look that bad. Spine is up next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Kill it with fire, nothing else is good enough to kill it with it must suffer! Oranges are superior to mangos by the way in my opinion I haven't tried pineapple on pizza so I can't really say but I don't really think those two would go well together. DOES THIS COUNT?! Hallow's een? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 this is the least sexy food war ever, and i dont know if i should be more appealed by what TRHStatement would put on a pizza or the fact Viri doesn't eat pizza (?) or that Micky doesn't eat mangos this place is the fucking twilight zone. right back at ya, BlueMoonIceCream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoonIceCream Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Now I'm curious as to what a sexy food war that's completely text-based would be like :| TRHS, care to enlighten me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 I mean, I would but, there are too many food conservatives in this thread for that to happen. Mango pizza looks dope! And there is a strong lack of a strip tease too... Hollow is up next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 It is I. Get out. Now. I haven't tried pineapple on pizza so I can't really say but I don't really think those two would go well together. Ween? Also, who perverts mangoes by putting a pizza under them? God, you guys. I agree 100%. Micky, you had better explain this context because I am not going back to the previous page to bother looking it up. Also who dares question Mangozone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRHStatement Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Alright great Mangozone, would you eat a pizza with pineapples? And what about mango pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 For the record, the last time I ate any pizza at all was seven years ago, and since I'm a herbivore, the few pizzas I have had are all necessarily veggie ones anyways. I've never had a pineapple pizza, so at the very least I should say that I can't make an opinion about them unless I actually have one, which at the moment seems highly unlikely, given my track record. And heaven forbid mangoes on pizzas. Mangoes are an exalted pleasure, a great gift from the gods, proof positive of their existence and their munificence towards mankind. It is sacrilege of the worst sort to imagine corrupting the purity of the act of eating a mango--which is a spiritual experience, not merely a mundane act of ingestion--by making such an unholy combination of it with a sleazy pizza. Do not suggest such an abomination again. Dhan, bear me out! Educate these heathens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halloween Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) i love how the word "heathen" gets thrown around like laundry in here. especially from you viri; how can you accuse of being ungodly when you don't even eat pizza? i can't imagine any higher spirit getting in touch with a soul so barren of esprit that they don't eat pizza. meanwhile any fruit on a pizza in a religious sense could only be compared to some perverse martyrdom; jesus would need to die at least four times more if he wanted to atone for pineapple pizzas. also:2 user(s) are reading this topicHalloween*, Google (1) of all conversations we had in here, now's when you drop in, Googlebot? Google is next Edited May 19, 2016 by Halloween Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironbound Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Moderation is a wiser policy than zealotry, in most circumstances. I did not say that I don't eat pizza, just that I eat them rarely, and have not eaten any in a long while. So that should win me some benefactions from the Pizza-Gods as well. Heathen is next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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