The Radiant Aeon Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 Cat got your tongue? Well it will...after it cuts off your feet, below the ankles...then your hands and your wrists...and then your nose...followed by your left eyeball and then your right...your ears will stay so that every babe that cries, every woman says "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what the pain train means, it means I leave you in anguish, using your imagination to visualize what fate I shall do to you. #PrincessBrideFanBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDarklight Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 String you up by your toes, leave you in a dark room with "things" crawling all over your body, or slithering, and every so often you'll feel a nibble. Every day, a tub is positioned near your mouth with some sort of mush to keep you fed, should you choose to eat it. This goes on and on.. After three years, the lights are turned on. After you finally blink away the extreme blindness, what was in the room will be revealed to you, as well as what you have been eating. I then offer you a choice- continue as you are, or pull that lever to your right, which will drop you into an even darker pit. You will not know what is in that pit. What those things are, and what you've been eating, you'll have to wait until it actually happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted February 1, 2014 Author Share Posted February 1, 2014 Summon a champion from Valoran Get yo ass crushed by the Hopping Rengar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Launch you into the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Lemme...... slowly suffocate you.... with a pillow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDarklight Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Kool-Aid". Enough said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 #magikarpkiller So you wanna kill us with pillows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yes pillows are the most deadliest weapons. So lets pillow fight to the death, with my pillow full of sharp rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Orbital kinetic strike weapon. Bye bye banana and hill... guess I have to build a new one. Time to get to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Why not just use an orbital hydrogen bomb rail gun (Remember a rail gun is any weapon that uses electromagnets to throw projectiles at high speeds without using any sort of fuel) Blast tons of bombs stronger than nukes at earth without having to pay for fuel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dementor's kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 ^ Heck, that'd work too XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 #magikarpkillerSo you wanna kill us with pillows? You have no idea about suffication? Lemme sufficate you then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Two words. Brazen Bull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Water logging them while poking pressure points is evil XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nico Nico Nii~ Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Make you watch Lucky Star 25/8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 ^ Mother of god how could you! Delete all your female avatars XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Fall into a supermassive black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendel Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I'll rip your beating heart out after you've been tortured for 3 years by a man in a clown's costume to afterwards feed you to Chibi (For the people who don't know yet Chibi is mah Salamence) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Radiant Aeon Posted March 9, 2014 Author Share Posted March 9, 2014 GIVE YOU THE DIARRHEA AND MAKE YOU EAT EM!!! BECAUSE I'M THAT VULGAR!! (Also, why do I like caps?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendel Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I make you swallow boiled gold and sell you on ebay for a dollar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I'll Ice Beam Chibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slicster Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I set you in a prison and force you to watch your city of Gotham Bidoof suffer from the mercenaries while there's a ticking nuclear bomb roaming the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'll tie you up...take a potato chip...AND EAT IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'll slowly cut off each of your limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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