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Basically ripped off from this site here- http://willyoupressthebutton.com.

Rules are mostly simple- respond to the deal above you with a yes or a no, and then come up with your own deal. The deal, however, is comprised of a first part, which is the intended result, and a second part, which is a consequence, or requirement. For example- "You can kill your most hated enemy with but a thought, and nobody could ever trace it back to you, you will get away with murder" but "You will become a real life furry". Another example would be- "You can travel through time to any point you desire" but "In order to do so, you have to hop on one leg and recite 'I'm a little teapot', and if you fail, you are instead dent back in time 5 minutes in order to watch yourself fail".

I'll start.

"You can marry anyone in the world you desire"

But

"You can never have children, and you cannot adopt. You will have nobody to continue your legacy."

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no

You can spontaneously generate one Item you most desire once.

But.

The Item will be cursed with a moderate amount of misfortune, and you can't get rid of it with impunity;

Attempting to give it away will result in the deaths of all those whom you care about, in the order of the person you have the most affection for to the least. any new people you begin to care for will also be included.

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if you people are coming up with crazy consequences every answer would be a 'no'.

Also, no to Ethic.

You get thr ability to speak to all living objects and communicate with them

BUT

Human kind is the exception. You can't communicate with your fellow kind.

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Well yes, I will have more than enough time to make new family & friends.

You will be in the pokémon world and become a pokémon trainer.

But...

You will be like the rival, there will be that silent guy that will destroy your dreams beating you every time and if you become the champion, in 10 seconds he will take the title from you.

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I'd rather be the silent guy, so... No.

You will have the knowledge of EVERYTHING in the Universe. Basically, there's almost nothing that you don't know or understand.

BUT...

No one will ever believe anything you say, and everytime you try to explain something to someone, that person will ignore you forever.

(In case you didn't guess it, the only thing that you don't know is how to make people believe you)...

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no. wanna at least keep the option open.

You can time travel to one point in history and intervene in or stop any tragic event, be it the crusades, the Civil War of any country, or the Holocaust

But.

You will be stuck in that time, doomed to live in mediocrity and mundaness due to all evidence proving your involvement in the event will vanish, no one but you will remember your actions, ergo, you can never take credit and be honored for your Heroic Deed.

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Uhhhh. .. no

You are a famous hero, loved by everyone, and have everything you want, BUT you have a new virus in your body that doctors can't cure it. The virus slowly and painful eat away your body and you can not enjoy your wonderful life because it so painful you can't sleep or have fun. And it makes you want to kill yourself but you can not.

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I guess it depends on what I'm a hero for. Did I save the world? Then yes. But if I'm just some pointlessly famous person, no.

How 'bout, you get to choose to save the lives of 3 dying people.

BUT

You must also select one healthy person to die.

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Yes. I can think of some situations where that would be "good"...

How about:

You have total control over time: You can go forward, back, stop time, all that stuff...

BUT

People will know everything you did while messing around time. EVERYTHING...

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Sure, I can kill them when they are little kids in past, no wittness

You got suck into your pokemon video game, you can do whatever you want in there (break into houses, become champion, etc.) But you will stuck in there forever and if someone delete your save file in the real world, you will die

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yes, for just the chance to kick Gary Oak straight in the crouch.

How about:

You are a famous international war hero beloved by all of humanity for your deed of vanquishing an alien race that was attempting to colonize the Earth. many worship you as a savior. materialistically speaking, you could have anything you wanted.

But.

for political reasons, You are forbidden from ever returning to the Earth. there are several humanly habitable alien colony worlds now devoid of their former occupants, in effect you are free to relativistically travel the rest of the galaxy at your leisure, but never will you be able to go home to the planet you sacrificed so much and fought so hard for.

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I don't think I really have any particular talents, so yes.

You get the experience to CREATE the best video game ever. However, you don't actually get to ever play the finished product and pretty much all of the testing for the game was done by other people.

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