Tempest Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Happy Birthday! And here's your birthday song;: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Doom and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere! On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Black Death has just struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Burn, then rape by firelight Add _romance_ to life tonight On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) We love children, yes we do Baked or broiled or in a stew On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you, On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) We brought linen, white as cloud The women sit and sew your shroud On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Just be glad the friends you've got Haven't found out you-know-what On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) I'm a leper, can't you see Have a birthday kiss from me On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) You must marry very soon Baby's due by next full moon On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshine Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) .relliK sodarayG a otni evlove uoy yaM !yadhtriB yppaH Question: does backwards English count as English? Edited March 5, 2014 by Tenshine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaradoskiller Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 .relliK sodarayG a otni evlove uoy yaM !yadhtriB yppaH Question: does backwards English count as English? I guess so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzdog Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Herpy burpday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 That's only the best birthday song ever. You lucky dog. Anyhoo, happy birthday, varmint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Happy Birthday bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeveelution Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Hwappie Bwithdway Rwoo! *applauses* ...And may the angels of death greet you goodnight~ <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamina Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 happy b-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Happss Birthdayss Karpss!!! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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