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HAPY BURFDAY KIO


diana

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Yay, I actually get to wish him happy birthday.

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And now your song;

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Doom and gloom and dark despair

People dying everywhere!

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake.

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue

Your children plot to murder you

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn the castle and storm the keep

Kill the women, but save the sheep

For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Birthdays come but once a year

Marking time as Death draws near

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Now you've aged another year

Now you know that Death is near

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Now that you're the age you are

Your demise cannot be far

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Black Death has just struck your town

You yourself feel quite run-down

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Burn, then rape by firelight

Add _romance_ to life tonight

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Indigestion's what you get

From the enemies you 'et

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

We love children, yes we do

Baked or broiled or in a stew

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

May your deeds with sword and axe

Equal those with sheep and yaks

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

This one lesson you must learn

First you pillage, then you burn

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

While you eat your birthday stew

We will loot the town for you,

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

We brought linen, white as cloud

The women sit and sew your shroud

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

Just be glad the friends you've got

Haven't found out you-know-what

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

I'm a leper, can't you see

Have a birthday kiss from me

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your birthday never fear

You'll be dead this time next year

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

So far Death you have bypassed

Don't look back, he's gaining fast

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

You must marry very soon

Baby's due by next full moon

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

When you've reached this age you know

That the mind is first to go

On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! c:

Why do I feel that birthday song that Tempest sang implied that Temp things I have interest in sheep mating? o.e

Also; I think my mom and I had the best talk when she got home from work;

Her: Happy birthday! Although, I think I should get the present.

Me: Why's that?

Her: I gave birth to you and it is a birthday.

Me: But wasn't I present enough? o:3

She's completely joking, but I think I have the best answer for that one >:3

Also; Mister Mael noticed me :D! I hope to grow old one day like you senpai ^-^

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Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! c:

Why do I feel that birthday song that Tempest sang implied that Temp things I have interest in sheep mating? o.e

Where the hell does it say that? Admittedly, I've never read through the full song >.<

...

I've only ever heard the first few parts, but I couldn't remember them. Now I question whether I should post it or not.

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