Tempest Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Everyone celebrate! Happy Birthday! And now you obligatory cake and song: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Doom and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere! On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Your servants steal, your wife's untrue Your children plot to murder you On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Black Death has just struck your town You yourself feel quite run-down On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Burn, then rape by firelight Add _romance_ to life tonight On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) We love children, yes we do Baked or broiled or in a stew On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) While you eat your birthday stew We will loot the town for you, On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) We brought linen, white as cloud The women sit and sew your shroud On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Just be glad the friends you've got Haven't found out you-know-what On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) I'm a leper, can't you see Have a birthday kiss from me On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) You must marry very soon Baby's due by next full moon On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezzdog Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Herpy burpday dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyo Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 HAPPY BERFDAY MY BLIND GUARDIAN EAT LOTSA CAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Herpy Berthday derd. (Translation, happy birthday dude) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowtao Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Fak u. You don't get anything. :I Happy Birthday man. Spend time with family, friends, people you care about, and have a kickass day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy Birthday, Friend. : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikzal Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy birthday, BG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 happy barfday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy birthday Blind! Have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaratuir Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Happy Birthday. A small tradition from the old forums I used to hang out on. Enjoy. :-P Edited May 21, 2014 by Zaratuir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DashingStorm Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Looks like I'll be the only one saying this; Bappy Hirthday! n__n Back to studying I go :c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ojama Yellow Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy BDay Berfday Boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy SwagDay to you, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notus Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Happy Birthday! (And I loved the lyrics on the first post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 One step closer to the edge of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkeryit Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Hey there B. Guds, I wanted to give you a special shout out for your birthday. You're one of the reasons I am keeping this dream of streaming alive. Having someone fun to talk to and joke around with is like 80% of the reason I haven't quit yet. I always look forward to seeing your name in that chat bar on either Reborn or Twitch So you're having a really strong impact on my life, and I really appreciate having met you and being your friend. So this day is for you, and I hope you really have a blast today. Sincerely yours, Kenosha's residential Fyatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fush Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I feel like Tempest can't help but present something in a more jokingly negative light no matter what the event 10/10 happy burdyap gordian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamitako Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Blind, the server's broke. Fix plz There's like an error and shit: JK, Happy burfday ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Mewdeon ft Dan Punk Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys, I really appreciate it. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Happy Belated Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 I said it in main but here's another happy (late) birthday. I always forget to post on birthday threads aaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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