Chevaleresse Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 rules are simple: do an action (ex: spawn, craft pokeball), I roll a d6, and you get the results (die determines effectiveness), there are no other rules ALL CAPS ARE ENCOURAGED SPAWN LOCATION: IN FRONT OF DARK FORTRESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 ^ what is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 So confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 just do stuff like SPAWN AS ELF ENTER FORTRESS et cetera, also bold your actions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosesong Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 SPAWN AS ELF (I like elves, don't judge me...) ENTER FORTRESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted User Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 #DownWithTheElves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 SPAWN AS TRY-HARD! DOIN' BARREL ROLEZ INTO THE FORTRESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 SPAWN AS MUDKIP! TELEPORT INTO THE FORTRESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 SPAWN AS GIANT DEVIL MECHA. ENTER FORTRESS BY BLASTING THE FRONT DOOR AND EVERYONE TRYING TO STOP ME WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF DAKKA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 SPAWN AS ELF (I like elves, don't judge me...) ENTER FORTRESS (1) YOU SPAWN AS AN ELF ELVES DONT EXIST YOU DIE (RESPAWNING IS A THING BTW) SPAWN AS TRY-HARD! DOIN' BARREL ROLEZ INTO THE FORTRESS! (5) YOU SPAWN AS A TRYHARD WITH 1337 SKILLS (1) YOU BARREL ROLL INTO THE FORTRESS THAT'S A WALL YOU DIE SPAWN AS MUDKIP! TELEPORT INTO THE FORTRESS!!! (5) YOU SPAWN AS A SHINY MUDKIP (5) YOU TELEPORT RIGHT NEXT TO SOME SWEET LOOT SPAWN AS GIANT DEVIL MECHA. ENTER FORTRESS BY BLASTING THE FRONT DOOR AND EVERYONE TRYING TO STOP ME WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF DAKKA. (3) YOU SPAWN AS A HUMAN SIZED DEVIL MECHA (5) YOU BLAST THE DOOR AND EVERYONE CURRENTLY OUTSIDE THE FORTRESS YOU GAIN +1 TO ALL ROLLS INVOLVING DAKKA (one action per turn please) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 SPAWN AS BLACK MAN! SEARCH FORTRESS FOR BACK ENTRANCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 SPAWN AS BLACK MAN! SEARCH FORTRESS FOR BACK ENTRANCE! (3) YOU SPAWN AS A RANDOM BLACK GUY (6) YOU FOUND THE BACK DOOR TO THE LOST TREASURE ROOM OF ULTIMATE TREASURE IN FACT, YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOUR HEAD EXPLODES FROM KNOWLEDGE YOU ARE DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvan Nephilim Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 THE NECROMANCER'S LEFT HAND ATTACKS YOUR UPPER LEFT ARM WITH IT'S SHEEPSKIN CLOTH. THE SEVERED PART FLAILS OFF IN AN ARC. YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 THE NECROMANCER'S LEFT HAND ATTACKS YOUR UPPER LEFT ARM WITH IT'S SHEEPSKIN CLOTH. THE SEVERED PART FLAILS OFF IN AN ARC. YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN. YOU CAN'T STRIKE DOWN THE GM ALSO YOU DIDN'T FORMAT THAT CORRECTLY YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 GOES ON A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE TO ANIHILATE EVERY SINGLE DWARF IN THE FORTRESS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT WHILE SHOWING THE EPITOME OF OVERKILL WITH WARHEADS AND MORE DAKKA IN THE PROCESS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 GOES ON A BLOODTHIRSTY RAMPAGE TO ANIHILATE EVERY SINGLE DWARF IN THE FORTRESS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT WHILE SHOWING THE EPITOME OF OVERKILL WITH WARHEADS AND MORE DAKKA IN THE PROCESS. IT'S A DARK FORTRESS SO ITS FILLED WITH GOBLINS BUT OK (1+1) YOUR DAKKA EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE -1 TO ALL ROLLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (edited) RESPAWN AS SEAL TEAM 6! ENTER THE FORTRESS IN SEARCH OF BIN LADEN! Edited August 21, 2014 by Stratos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 (dammit i knew i should have saved the warheads for the evil overlord... and they're goblins? .... oops.) USES POTION TO HEAL WOUNDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absol-lutelty awesome! Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 SPAWN AS GAWDZILOL! GRAVITY DEFYING KICK THROUGH THE WALL!!! VICTORY BELONGS TO THE TITANS! I MEAN THE GIANT MUTANTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvan Nephilim Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I roll a die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 RESPAWN AS SEAL TEAM 6! ENTER THE FORTRESS IN SEARCH OF BIN LADEN! (3) YOU SPAWN AS A MEMBER OF SEAL TEAM 6 (6) YOU SEARCH SO THOROUGHLY THAT YOU REALIZE BIN LADEN IS IN THE REAL WORLD YOU LEAVE THIS UNIVERSE (dammit i knew i should have saved the warheads for the evil overlord... and they're goblins? .... oops.) USES POTION TO HEAL WOUNDS (3-1) YOURE A MECHA SO IT JUST MESSES UP YOUR CIRCUITS YOU NOW HAVE -2 TO ALL ROLLS SPAWN AS GAWDZILOL! GRAVITY DEFYING KICK THROUGH THE WALL!!! VICTORY BELONGS TO THE TITANS! I MEAN THE GIANT MUTANTS! (6) YOU SPAWN AS A MONSTER SO LARGE THAT YOU CANNOT SUPPORT YOUR OWN WEIGHT YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyrus the Priestess Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 SPAWN AS WARBEAST ENTER FORTRESS LOOKING FOR SACRIFICES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 TAKE LOOT! SEARCH FOR MORE LOOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevaleresse Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 SPAWN AS WARBEAST ENTER FORTRESS LOOKING FOR SACRIFICES (2) YOU SPAWN AS A WAR BOBCAT (5) YOU FIND MANY DELICIOUS SACRIFICES, +1 TO ALL ROLLS FOR THE NEXT TWO TURNS TAKE LOOT! SEARCH FOR MORE LOOT! (3) YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS BUT WHATEVER YOU PICK UP THE LOOT (2) YOU FOUND GOBLINS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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