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ROLL TO DODGE: DWARF FORTRESS EDITION


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((dammit i suk at this game lol, at this rate i'm gonna die...))

EJECTS MY BRAIN CHIP WITH ALL MY CORE FUNCTIONS TO A SMALLER DOG MECHA THAT WAS INSIDE THE HUMANOID MECHA TO TRY AND AVOID THE IMPENDING EXPLOSION DUE TO OVERLOAD.

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STALK THE INSIDES OF THE FORTRESS

(1) YOU STALK RIGHT INTO AN EXPLODING MECHA

YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN

GO TO GOBLINS!

USE TACKLE ON GOBLINS!

(3) YOU TACKLE THE GOBLINS

THE GOBLINS ARE CONFUSED

((dammit i suk at this game lol, at this rate i'm gonna die...))

EJECTS MY BRAIN CHIP WITH ALL MY CORE FUNCTIONS TO A SMALLER DOG MECHA THAT WAS INSIDE THE HUMANOID MECHA TO TRY AND AVOID THE IMPENDING EXPLOSION DUE TO OVERLOAD.

(2-2) YOU EJECT YOUR BRAIN

YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN.

GOBLIN STATUS: CONFUSED AND SLIGHTLY BRUISED

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RESPAWN AS WAR FALCON

TEAR AT A GOBLIN'S FACE

(1+4 because the gm loves falcons) YOU SPAWN AS A GIANT PEREGRINE FALCON TRAINED FOR WAR

(1+another +4 because falcons) YOU SNATCH AT THE GOBLIN'S HEAD AND THE SEVERED PART SAILS OFF IN AN ARC

GOBLIN ACTION: (1) ONE OF THEM VIOLENTLY EXPLODES, WOUNDING SEVERAL OTHER GOBLINS

GOBLIN STATUS: VERY AFRAID

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((Dammit!))

SPAWN AS BLACK DRAGON

PROCEEDS TO BURN DOWN THE FORTRESS FROM ABOVE

(2) YOU SPAWN AS A RAVEN

(2) YOU TRY TO BREATHE FIRE BUT YOU'RE A RAVEN

HIDES UNDERGROUND USING EARTHQUAKE!

(1) YOU CANT MAKE AN EARTHQUAKE BUT YOU TRY TO HIDE UNDERGROUND

YOU SLAM INTO AN OBSTACLE!

YOUR HEAD TAKES THE FULL FORCE OF THE IMPACT, SHATTERING THE SKULL AND JAMMING THE SKULL THROUGH THE BRAIN, TEARING THE BRAIN

YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN

SLAY MORE GOBLIN FOLK

(4) YOU SLAY MORE GOBLINS

GOBLIN ROLL: 3

SOME MORE GOBLINS SHOW UP, THIS TIME WITH WEAPONS

GOBLIN STATUS: AFRAID BUT ARMED

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(2) YOU SPAWN AS A RAVEN

(2) YOU TRY TO BREATHE FIRE BUT YOU'RE A RAVEN

(( That is so unfair ;_: ))

USES THE ADVANTAGE OF FLIGHT AND SMALL STATURE TO TRY AND SEARCH FOR THE GLOBLIN KING IN THE FORTRESS AS IF I WAS AN UNASSUMING NORMAL RAVEN IN THE HOPES THAT THE GOBLINS DO NOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

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(( That is so unfair ;_: ))

USES THE ADVANTAGE OF FLIGHT AND SMALL STATURE TO TRY AND SEARCH FOR THE GLOBLIN KING IN THE FORTRESS AS IF I WAS AN UNASSUMING NORMAL RAVEN IN THE HOPES THAT THE GOBLINS DO NOT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

(5) YOU LOCATE THE GOBLIN KING AND REMAIN COMPLETELY UNDETECTED

+1 STEALTH BONUS TO YOUR NEXT ROLL

(IT'S JUST THE WAY THE DICE FALL)

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