Guest Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I HAVE A QUESTION OF UP-MOST IMPORTANCE I MUST POSE UPON YOU ALL. ENSURE THAT WHEN ANSWERING SAID QUESTION, YOUR ANSWER IS GIVEN AFTER MUCH INTENSE CONTEMPLATION AND CONSIDERATION. IF ANSWERED INCORRECTLY, YOUR ANSWER MAY BRING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. NOW, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY, HERE IS THE QUESTION... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Support Squad Felicity Posted September 13, 2014 Support Squad Share Posted September 13, 2014 Falafel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Mewdeon ft Dan Punk Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I believe the answer is around 700 pounds of wood would be chucked could the woodchuck chuck wood and be willing to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Tack Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 depends, but i have to say a lot of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigermeow Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Edited September 13, 2014 by tigermeow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VSharma Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 7.85 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bagel Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 A woodchuck could chuck the amount of would corresponding to the weight of a wailord if a woodchuck could chuck would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindrop Valkyrie Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Hold on, I need to go see if I can find the scientific equation my friend wrote up for it. ((deadly serious.....)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Sightless is right, the answer is 700 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_H Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 it seems the general consensus is that it's 700 lbs of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developers Jan Posted September 13, 2014 Developers Share Posted September 13, 2014 exactly 3 pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TurboAura Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 W=365xFxY W:the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck F:amount of food(calories?) an average Woodchuck Needs to survive Y:Average/Maximum Woodchuck lifespan 365: days in a year (obviously) All someone needs to find is F to work as 'eating wood'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) As much as he need/want i think and yes this question is EXTREMELY important Edited September 13, 2014 by Gaunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekwst3 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I give up, just destroy the world don't worry its okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) You know, i'd request wallacethepig's presence here. He would figure that in a minute or two. ssh Valiant, don't ruin the magic :I Edited September 13, 2014 by Vinny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valiant_VII Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Vinny, the answer is simple though. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celestial Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 QUITE A FEW if i could say so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Exactly one Rude. Amethyst knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerman Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 (edited) None.... Wood doesn't likes to be chucked u know. Free the wood from oppression by the woodchucker. *EDIT: listen to the person below me he knows what he is talking about. Edited September 21, 2014 by Cornerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkhi Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 "I brought along my detailed chart about the great vitamins amount of wood I woodchucks get from cocaine wood! I put together this PowerPoint presentation!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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